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Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Insane ()
Date: June 04, 2012 04:33PM

Since when did it become acceptable to just close major highways and interstates to do some paving?

THIS IS NOT PLANNING IS STUPIDITY! THE HIGHWAY DEPT NEEDS SOME SERIOUS READJUSTING STARTING WITH FIRING THESE IDIOTS!

FUCKING INSANE!

I've fired off about 30 emails to various county board members and even my congressman and senators.



ALEXANDRIA, Va. - Drivers in Maryland and Virginia are warned to avoid parts of the Capital Beltway this weekend, beginning Thursday night, because of planned construction work.

Officials at the Woodrow Wilson Bridge Project say the construction work will occur on the beltway's inner loop, also designated as I-95 and I-495 South. Planners expect delays to back up beyond the Wilson Bridge itself well into Maryland.

Weather permitting, crews will reduce the thru lanes on the beltway's inner loop to one lane between the Wilson Bridge and Telegraph Road. By Friday night at 8 p.m. all of the thru lanes on the inner loop will be closed and are expected to remain closed until Monday morning.


The closures are needed for paving work.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: June 04, 2012 04:36PM

That's just nuts

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 04, 2012 05:06PM

Insane Wrote:
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> Since when did it become acceptable to just close
> major highways and interstates to do some paving?
>
> THIS IS NOT PLANNING IS STUPIDITY! THE HIGHWAY
> DEPT NEEDS SOME SERIOUS READJUSTING STARTING WITH
> FIRING THESE IDIOTS!
>
> FUCKING INSANE!
>
> I've fired off about 30 emails to various county
> board members and even my congressman and
> senators.
>
>
>
> ALEXANDRIA, Va. - Drivers in Maryland and Virginia
> are warned to avoid parts of the Capital Beltway
> this weekend, beginning Thursday night, because of
> planned construction work.
>
> Officials at the Woodrow Wilson Bridge Project say
> the construction work will occur on the beltway's
> inner loop, also designated as I-95 and I-495
> South. Planners expect delays to back up beyond
> the Wilson Bridge itself well into Maryland.
>
> Weather permitting, crews will reduce the thru
> lanes on the beltway's inner loop to one lane
> between the Wilson Bridge and Telegraph Road. By
> Friday night at 8 p.m. all of the thru lanes on
> the inner loop will be closed and are expected to
> remain closed until Monday morning.
>
> The closures are needed for paving work.


30 emails, eh? I guess in two weeks I'm be getting blamed for this too......................

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Even More Insane ()
Date: June 04, 2012 05:07PM

Fuck you, "Insane"! God forbid anyone should try and improve the roads around here. People like you always find something to "fire off emails" to politicians about, don't you? If they didn't do the work you'd say the roads were going to shit. Fucking teabagger...fuck you!

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Sin Tax ()
Date: June 04, 2012 05:08PM

What does one do when one is...and I quote..."colsing all lnaes"? That sounds painful right there...I don't care who you are...

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
Date: June 04, 2012 05:48PM

The best part about this is the local lanes will be open. You jabroni's need to learn how to read.


Awful.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: VA Paving ()
Date: June 04, 2012 06:08PM

Even More Insane Wrote:
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> Fuck you, "Insane"! God forbid anyone should try
> and improve the roads around here. People like you
> always find something to "fire off emails" to
> politicians about, don't you? If they didn't do
> the work you'd say the roads were going to shit.
> Fucking teabagger...fuck you!

There are ways of paving lanes of highways that don't require shutting down the entire highway. Especially a six lane interstate that is a North South corridor route for East coast traffic between Maine and Florida.

Did you never graduate high school?

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just in case you missed it.................
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 04, 2012 06:23PM

Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
Date: June 04, 2012 05:48PM

The best part about this is the local lanes will be open. You jabroni's need to learn how to read.


Awful.

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Re: just in case you missed it.................
Posted by: Mr. Sit in Traffic ()
Date: June 04, 2012 07:31PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some
> PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
> Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
> Date: June 04, 2012 05:48PM
>
> The best part about this is the local lanes will
> be open. You jabroni's need to learn how to read.
>
>
> Awful.

That would be nice if that was the truth but I was stuck in that shit for over 3 hours because only one local lane was one. Apparently the highway department can't read their own press releases. I agree with the original poster, fire the person who was managing that VDOT operation.

One nice part of the cluster fuck was I saw a bunch people driving on the shoulder with flashers trying to sneak around people. Two Maryland cops stepped out on the shoulder and nabbed all ten of them in a row. As I was sitting beside them in traffic I could hear the State trooper ripping them a new one for using the shoulder and then she took all their licenses to ticket them.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: 2con ()
Date: June 04, 2012 07:35PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> 30 emails, eh? I guess in two weeks I'm be
> getting blamed for this too......................


get over yourself cunt and go suck some more dicks.

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Re: just in case you missed it.................
Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
Date: June 04, 2012 07:46PM

Mr. Sit in Traffic Wrote:
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> Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some
> > PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
> > Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
> > Date: June 04, 2012 05:48PM
> >
> > The best part about this is the local lanes
> will
> > be open. You jabroni's need to learn how to
> read.
> >
> >
> > Awful.
>
> That would be nice if that was the truth but I was
> stuck in that shit for over 3 hours because only
> one local lane was one. Apparently the highway
> department can't read their own press releases. I
> agree with the original poster, fire the person
> who was managing that VDOT operation.
>
> One nice part of the cluster fuck was I saw a
> bunch people driving on the shoulder with flashers
> trying to sneak around people. Two Maryland cops
> stepped out on the shoulder and nabbed all ten of
> them in a row. As I was sitting beside them in
> traffic I could hear the State trooper ripping
> them a new one for using the shoulder and then she
> took all their licenses to ticket them.

Well yeah the local lanes are only one lane until this weekend, when they close down to be repaved.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 08:01AM

@snake - yeah..well, it's been under construction for the last decade so it's not like it should be a real surprise to you a lane might be closed, yknow?

@Mr Sit - that is SO AWESOME!! Must have been GREAT to see!! :)

@fake 2con - yes yes, we've heard it all before. Here's the form.
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Re: just in case you missed it.................
Posted by: jc ()
Date: June 05, 2012 10:23AM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some
> PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
> Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
> Date: June 04, 2012 05:48PM
>
> The best part about this is the local lanes will
> be open. You jabroni's need to learn how to read.
>
>
> Awful.

He asshole, obviously you weren't stuck in this mess Saturday night around 7PM. YES local lanes were open, but it funneled 4 lane highway to single lane to get you on to the local lane. I was stuck in this bullshit, 1 hour to go 5 fucking miles. Don't think the "opened" local lanes makes everything ok. Worst thing is, there was no construction being done. Just 5 big ass dump trucks sitting idle with the lights on.

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Re: just in case you missed it.................
Date: June 05, 2012 10:29AM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some
> PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
> Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
> Date: June 04, 2012 05:48PM
>
> The best part about this is the local lanes will
> be open. You jabroni's need to learn how to read.
>
>
> Awful.


+1

I was thinking the same thing. The OP must not drive that part of 495, because there are local lanes and thru lanes. As for people bitching about it, it's not like you weren't warned and it's not like you don't have options to go around it.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 10:38AM

I'm sorry..................but you kinda should have know that part of the Beltway is shitty cause it's been shitty and under construction for a decade and a half. I mean, they started talking about EVERYTHING you are bitching about like back when Clinton was in Office and this particular part since 2008..............so I mean you should kinda know it's gonna be a pain in yr ass to go thru http://www.vamegaprojects.com/about-megaprojects/i95-telegraph-road/

I avoid that part of the Beltway like the f**king plague.................

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:12AM

Insane Wrote:
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> I've fired off about 30 emails to various county
> board members and even my congressman and
> senators.

PROTIP: Politicians don't read emails. You have to send them physical letters.

I'M A FIVE-STAR MAN!!


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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: res ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:17AM

I've been stuck on 495 at night when they close down most (or sometines ALL) the lanes and the notion of "local lanes being open" doesn't mean squat. How is re-routing a decent volume of traffic going 60-70mph on a major hiway through small one and two lane roads even presented as an alternative? If you were sitting on the beltway for an hour to go 2 miles you wouldn't think so.

When they started this project I remember the DOT saying traffic wouldn't be affected during rush hour....guess what they didn't tell us is we would be screwed during other time.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:22AM

res Wrote:
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> I've been stuck on 495 at night when they close
> down most (or sometines ALL) the lanes and the
> notion of "local lanes being open" doesn't mean
> squat. How is re-routing a decent volume of
> traffic going 60-70mph on a major hiway through
> small one and two lane roads even presented as an
> alternative? If you were sitting on the beltway
> for an hour to go 2 miles you wouldn't think so.
>
> When they started this project I remember the DOT
> saying traffic wouldn't be affected during rush
> hour....guess what they didn't tell us is we would
> be screwed during other time.

What kinda dipshit response is that? OF COURSE traffic will be screwed during "other time", "other time" is not rush hour! What time do you propose they work?

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Lee ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:41AM

Traffic is a complete disaster on the Beltway at night, the worst part is you never know when the lanes are going to be closed down coming in from MD. I dont know why you people are trying to justify these construction assholes, but the situation sucks.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:43AM

Lee Wrote:
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> Traffic is a complete disaster on the Beltway at
> night, the worst part is you never know when the
> lanes are going to be closed down coming in from
> MD. I dont know why you people are trying to
> justify these construction assholes, but the
> situation sucks.

Well until new asphalt comes out of the ground like grass, take a look at vamegaprojects.com before you go through a known work zone.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:51AM

@snake - It's like these ppl are seriously thinking "Geez, Why cant VDOT just use their damn Time Turner and fix the road already" o_0

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: ALE ()
Date: June 05, 2012 11:56AM

On Sunday night (around 8:30pm) there were two lanes blocked on 66 and exit 60 too! I understand having to close one lane, but to close an exit?? If it needs to be done, shouldn't they do it later? I can only imagine how closing all lanes will inconvenient so many people.

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JESUS, PEOPLE!!! This is NOT Rocket Science here.................
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:04PM

@ALE - if they do it later.....................well then how do you think that's gonna effect what time they open it back up in the morning. And if they dont open it back up LATER in the morning...............well doesnt that just mean the ENTIRE construction project goes on A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME?

edit - in other cities they've been known to yeah just SHUT DOWN the entire fucking highway so I'd relax a bit........

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20120410/NEWS01/304100029/Construction-will-close-24-bridges-Nashville



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/05/2012 12:05PM by Gordon Blvd.

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Re: JESUS, PEOPLE!!! This is NOT Rocket Science here.................
Posted by: ALE ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:47PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> @ALE - if they do it
> later.....................well then how do you
> think that's gonna effect what time they open it
> back up in the morning. And if they dont open it
> back up LATER in the morning...............well
> doesnt that just mean the ENTIRE construction
> project goes on A LONGER PERIOD OF TIME?
>
> edit - in other cities they've been known to yeah
> just SHUT DOWN the entire fucking highway so I'd
> relax a bit........
>
> http://www.tennessean.com/article/20120410/NEWS01/
> 304100029/Construction-will-close-24-bridges-Nashv
> ille




You are right, but if they could alert us before entering the highway...

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Re: just in case you missed it.................
Posted by: Insane ()
Date: June 05, 2012 12:57PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Gordon Blvd Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some
> > PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
> > Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
> > Date: June 04, 2012 05:48PM
> >
> > The best part about this is the local lanes
> will
> > be open. You jabroni's need to learn how to
> read.
> >
> >
> > Awful.
>
>
> +1
>
> I was thinking the same thing. The OP must not
> drive that part of 495, because there are local
> lanes and thru lanes. As for people bitching about
> it, it's not like you weren't warned and it's not
> like you don't have options to go around it.

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR... I WAS IN THE "LOCAL LANES." BOTH THRU LANES AND LOCAL LANES WERE BLOCKED.

What made the situation worse was that I didn't even see any paving going on in the "thru lanes." About 6 guys sitting around either eating or having some type of conference. Motorists stuck were flipping them off and yelling shit at them.

Traffic was backed up into Maryland for about 12 miles and it took me three hours to cross the bridge.

I wouldn't be complaining if work was going on or maybe they had traffic stopped for a short while. It was as if they just said throw some cones across the road because we don't give a fuck, we're not in the traffic, time to eat dinner.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Do no one listen to the radio?! ()
Date: June 05, 2012 01:05PM

Everyone here is thoroughly warned about construction, for christs sake i cant make it through a morning/afternoon commute without a radio commercial talking about beltway closures on the weekends. unless ur deaf, blind and slightly retarded, you should know theyre gonna close it. Im assuming most of u are

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: 3 Hour Backup ()
Date: June 05, 2012 04:35PM

Do no one listen to the radio?! Wrote:
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> Everyone here is thoroughly warned about
> construction, for christs sake i cant make it
> through a morning/afternoon commute without a
> radio commercial talking about beltway closures on
> the weekends. unless ur deaf, blind and slightly
> retarded, you should know theyre gonna close it.
> Im assuming most of u are

Who the hell listens to local radio any more??? I have XM and an MP3 player.

Warning don't justify doing stupid shit. That's like saying, "What...? You didn't know I was going to set your car on fire? How dare you complain. If you would of been listening on the radio there would of been a warning about it. Your fault"

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
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Date: June 05, 2012 04:40PM


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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: snakeinthegrass ()
Date: June 05, 2012 06:41PM

3 Hour Backup Wrote:
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> Do no one listen to the radio?! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Everyone here is thoroughly warned about
> > construction, for christs sake i cant make it
> > through a morning/afternoon commute without a
> > radio commercial talking about beltway closures
> on
> > the weekends. unless ur deaf, blind and
> slightly
> > retarded, you should know theyre gonna close
> it.
> > Im assuming most of u are
>
> Who the hell listens to local radio any more??? I
> have XM and an MP3 player.
>
> Warning don't justify doing stupid shit. That's
> like saying, "What...? You didn't know I was going
> to set your car on fire? How dare you complain.
> If you would of been listening on the radio there
> would of been a warning about it. Your fault"

XM Has a traffic channel for Baltimore/DC/Atlanta. If it was a significant enough backup they would have mentioned it on the baltimore report AND DC report. XM is no excuse for ignorance.

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Re: Colsing All Lnaes of the Beltway to Do Some PAVING - FUCKING INSANE
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: June 05, 2012 07:11PM

@snake - dont bother - if they havent noticed that part of the Beltway's been under construction since the TURN-OF-THE-MOTHER-FUCKING-CENTURY........... then I dont think a traffic report is really gonna help them, y'know

@3Hour-if yr too stupid to plan AHEAD for the trip (i.e know that there's gonna be construction on yr route, etc.) then yr the one with the probs, not me.

@Do no one - they act like it's Rocket Science or something............ o_0

@Insane - yeah..........when they block the road like that.........it's called an ACCIDENT. Like the one that happened in the Construction Zone sat nite...........

@Ale - you know, that is the biggest pain in the ass in the world. You get on the highway, or you pass the last exit RIGHT BEFORE THE BACKUP and the signs never tell you "BACKUP AHEAD" they'll just say "HOV" or whatever when I know the same place the program the signs to say shit is the exact same place all the cams hook up at (it's near the Pentagon) so the ppl there know what's going on, right?

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