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Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: bothered by Jahovah's witnesses ()
Date: April 05, 2012 04:43PM

I have noticed a lot of Jehovah's witnesses coming to my house, they seem to think that they can just hang out on my street my neighbors are starting to complain about their presence. Has anyone else noticed them? I wouldn't mind them much if they stopped coming so often, I now find that they are on my street almost every other day.

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Rob Spewak ()
Date: April 05, 2012 04:50PM

Hey, it's your old buddy Rob with a tip on how to get rid of annoying Jehovah's Witnesses. Just tell them you would love to discuss the matter more inside your house. Once everyone gets inside, drop your pants and act like nothing is wrong. Then, play with your bag and watch them scurry for the door.

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Believer
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: April 05, 2012 05:24PM

It's spelled Jehovah. They may not know the terriroty has been covered. Just let them know that your neighborhood has already been covered. They are field ministers. Not psychics.

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Re: Believer
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 05, 2012 05:24PM

God, I hate them!

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Satisfied Atheist ()
Date: April 05, 2012 05:34PM

Some people need to belong to something. See them all the time on their mountain bikes. When I was a kid, they used to hand out comic books. RaptureReady is one of their favorites.

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: bothered by Jehovah's witnesses ()
Date: April 05, 2012 05:43PM

They just keep coming back though every other day, they know they have come here before. Even though I have told them that I would prefer if they not come to my house anymore. Did anyone know they charge over ten dollars for one of their "literature", they built their religion around the apocalypse, and they cut and pasted things from the bible to build their literature.

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Maggie Anne Zeh ()
Date: April 05, 2012 05:51PM

Try to convert them to Scientology

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: April 05, 2012 05:53PM

Get one of Gordon Blvd's Pitbulls LOL :). No offense Gordon, just laugh brother

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: NRA 75 ()
Date: April 05, 2012 05:54PM

Do a blood transfusion in your driveway or door of your house. Works everytime ;)

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: April 05, 2012 05:58PM

You should've wished them a Happy Easter!

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: idea man ()
Date: April 05, 2012 06:04PM

Jehovas use to witness, now they just Badger

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Laughing Just Thinking About It ()
Date: April 05, 2012 09:59PM

I had the same problem. MY then-GF got pissed one morning when they rang and answered the door completely nude - and she had a killer bod! She insisted the come in for tea and to discuss their views. They couldn't leave fast enough. Then she said it was my turn next time they came and I planned to be stroking myself as I invited them in. But, alas, they never came back.

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: GMartin ()
Date: April 05, 2012 10:13PM

Try this - their religion believes that only 150,000 people will be saved. Well, there are more than 150,000 already Jehovah's Witnesses.

Ask them if the train's already full, why are they still selling tickets?

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: WFNtd ()
Date: April 06, 2012 07:32AM

GMartin Wrote:
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> Try this - their religion believes that only
> 150,000 people will be saved. Well, there are
> more than 150,000 already Jehovah's Witnesses.
>
> Ask them if the train's already full, why are they
> still selling tickets?


144,000

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: don't answer ()
Date: April 06, 2012 09:18AM

It's a religion for high school dropouts. They can't count, among other cognitive problems. You can't talk to them because they won't understand what you're saying.

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: April 06, 2012 09:32AM

Booooooooooo. If you are going to bash, at least know what you are talking about. Mormoms ride mountain bikes...lol. Whoever told you they sell their literature, they lied...lol. I'm going to have to check back because half of you don;t even know who you are making fun of. You all sound like idiots...lol

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Yup ()
Date: April 06, 2012 09:42AM

I get the mormons more than the JW's.

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: ?6789k ()
Date: April 06, 2012 10:40AM

Spin off of Amway?

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Mr. Insensitive ()
Date: April 06, 2012 10:42AM

Rob Spewak Wrote:
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> Hey, it's your old buddy Rob with a tip on how to
> get rid of annoying Jehovah's Witnesses. Just
> tell them you would love to discuss the matter
> more inside your house. Once everyone gets
> inside, drop your pants and act like nothing is
> wrong. Then, play with your bag and watch them
> scurry for the door.

Thanks for the suggestion Rob, I'll be sure to try that the next time Jehovah's Witnesses are in my neighborhood. LOL

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: No goats ()
Date: April 06, 2012 10:50AM

Answer the door, act like are busy. Say you are in the middle of a satanic ritual and you are busy with that...if they get too pushy, say you really have to go because you just sacrificed a goat, and you don't want too much blood to pour out and stain your carpet.

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 06, 2012 03:29PM

or, um, you could simply tell them you are not interested and politely close yr door?

not rocket science here, people...............

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: BLEH ()
Date: April 06, 2012 03:37PM

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: HelloNeighbor ()
Date: April 06, 2012 04:42PM

It's easy. When I open the door I shout at them, "Get the fuck out of here
right now and don't come back." Then I slam the door. They go away. If they
do come back I tell them I'm calling the cops and have them charged with
trespassing.

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 06, 2012 04:47PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> or, um, you could simply tell them you are not
> interested and politely close yr door?
>
> not rocket science here, people...............

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Re: Jahovah's witnesses harassing me
Posted by: Saddles ()
Date: April 06, 2012 05:24PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> or, um, you could simply tell them you are not
> interested and politely close yr door?
>
> not rocket science here, people...............

It's more fun to scare the shit out of them.

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