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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Live in the Fairfax Station subdivision and at least ten fire trucks (including two ambulances and the captain) have just come down Clara Barton Drive. Anyone know what's going on? (6:50 PM)
A contractor has been hiring illegals and then murdering them at the end of the job to avoid paying them. These firetrucks were rushing to the scene of a mass burning of the bodies.
According to the freely-available online feed, a construction contractor in charge of expanding a local standalone Dunkin Donuts shop was called in for "storing materials" supposedly to save room in the shop for the expansion. Some of the donuts presented a "flammable grease" threat so FCPD called in backup so they can retrieve the materials safely.
According to the freely-available online feed, a basement-dwelling virgin posted anonymous posts to a local forum, and the donut he stuck up his ass caught fire.