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Braddock and Clifton Road
Posted by:
home
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Date: January 30, 2012 03:26PM
Does anyone know whats going on at Braddock and Clifton Road. There are a bunch of fire trucks.
Re: Braddock and Clifton Road
Posted by:
496
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Date: January 30, 2012 06:57PM
Yes, there is a fire...and trucks.
Re: Braddock and Clifton Road
Posted by:
obligatory
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Date: January 30, 2012 07:42PM
Word had it that a free Dunkin Donuts travel mug, which one can get with a coupon that ends tomorrow, was available at the Centreville Dunkin Donuts. Three patrol cars were seen at the Dunkin Donuts by George Mason where they were found to be out of the mugs, and they took off racing toward Centreville and collided weaving through traffic in that location.
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for good info, try:
Free online FCPD scanner feed http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/15175/web
FFx County Fire and Rescue scanner feed http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?feedId=1620
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/78499-cops-use-chopper-to-buy-doughnuts
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for good info, try:
Free online FCPD scanner feed http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/15175/web
FFx County Fire and Rescue scanner feed http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?feedId=1620
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/78499-cops-use-chopper-to-buy-doughnuts
Re: Braddock and Clifton Road
Posted by:
sticky fingers
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Date: January 30, 2012 08:28PM
Actually, it was a HAZMAT spill. A truck of diarrhea turned over trying to avoid a slacker on a BMX in the middle of Braddock. Kid's douchey knit cap went over his eyes and he ventured into the wrong lane. The diarrhea truck had to swerve to avoid him and almost hit a bunch of Korean kids in their mom's Lexus SUV on the way to Fair Oaks Mall. It could have been a lot worse, but there happened to be some Front Royal tree trimmers in an old F-150 looking for out of season work. They managed to start the clean up by mopping things up with their Carhartt flannel shirt/jackets. I heard that several well-coiffed white mom's in mini-vans got very upset that hey were delayed in picking up their kids (names are Tabitha, Conner, Trevor, Noah, Jeremy, and Marguerite) from karate camp - the kind where everyone is a winner. They also had to stop in the middle of the intersection and ask the the police officer a bunch of questions about what happened so they they could complain to their friends on the cell phone.
Re: Braddock and Clifton Road
Posted by:
Nicely Done
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Date: January 30, 2012 08:42PM
sticky fingers Wrote:
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> Actually, it was a HAZMAT spill. A truck of
> diarrhea turned over trying to avoid a slacker on
> a BMX in the middle of Braddock. Kid's douchey
> knit cap went over his eyes and he ventured into
> the wrong lane. The diarrhea truck had to swerve
> to avoid him and almost hit a bunch of Korean kids
> in their mom's Lexus SUV on the way to Fair Oaks
> Mall. It could have been a lot worse, but there
> happened to be some Front Royal tree trimmers in
> an old F-150 looking for out of season work. They
> managed to start the clean up by mopping things up
> with their Carhartt flannel shirt/jackets. I heard
> that several well-coiffed white mom's in mini-vans
> got very upset that hey were delayed in picking up
> their kids (names are Tabitha, Conner, Trevor,
> Noah, Jeremy, and Marguerite) from karate camp -
> the kind where everyone is a winner. They also had
> to stop in the middle of the intersection and ask
> the the police officer a bunch of questions about
> what happened so they they could complain to their
> friends on the cell phone.
+1,000
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> Actually, it was a HAZMAT spill. A truck of
> diarrhea turned over trying to avoid a slacker on
> a BMX in the middle of Braddock. Kid's douchey
> knit cap went over his eyes and he ventured into
> the wrong lane. The diarrhea truck had to swerve
> to avoid him and almost hit a bunch of Korean kids
> in their mom's Lexus SUV on the way to Fair Oaks
> Mall. It could have been a lot worse, but there
> happened to be some Front Royal tree trimmers in
> an old F-150 looking for out of season work. They
> managed to start the clean up by mopping things up
> with their Carhartt flannel shirt/jackets. I heard
> that several well-coiffed white mom's in mini-vans
> got very upset that hey were delayed in picking up
> their kids (names are Tabitha, Conner, Trevor,
> Noah, Jeremy, and Marguerite) from karate camp -
> the kind where everyone is a winner. They also had
> to stop in the middle of the intersection and ask
> the the police officer a bunch of questions about
> what happened so they they could complain to their
> friends on the cell phone.
+1,000
Re: Braddock and Clifton Road
Posted by:
LakeRoyal
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Date: January 30, 2012 09:44PM
A local contractor has been hiring illegals and then murdering them at the end of the job in order to avoid paying them. The FCPD received a tip that the bodies were dumped near this intersection.
Re: Braddock and Clifton Road
Posted by:
Tippy
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Date: January 30, 2012 09:47PM
A neglected and abused Corgi was found running loose, and the response teams had to catch it before delivering first to animal hospital and then on to restaurant.