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Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: asexual ()
Date: December 11, 2011 12:33PM

I've lost all interest in sex due to the horrific attitudes/personalities of women in this area. It's like it's an assured recipe for miserableness. They are all shallow, incredibly materialistic, and totally self absorbed. Marriage to one would be a prison sentence until she decides to divorce you, then she takes half of your stuff and gets spousal support as well.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Aquaman ()
Date: December 11, 2011 04:32PM

Here, have some shellfish. It'll take your mind off of things...
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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: December 11, 2011 04:49PM

No, no they haven't.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: yuptruth ()
Date: December 11, 2011 06:37PM

girls in this area are only interested in money, guido types, and what kind of car you drive. Oh and even though they "hate," them and always complain about them they love the douche bag types who get drunk , party, and request nude pics through SMS. Yeah girls are the worst fucking asshole bitches in this county, I hope a lot of them go to hell.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Johnny Wadd ()
Date: December 11, 2011 10:35PM

yuptruth Wrote:
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> girls in this area are only interested in money,
> guido types, and what kind of car you drive. Oh
> and even though they "hate," them and always
> complain about them they love the douche bag types
> who get drunk , party, and request nude pics
> through SMS. Yeah girls are the worst fucking
> asshole bitches in this county, I hope a lot of
> them go to hell.

Wow! Someone sure didn't get laid this weekend, eh?

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: imprisoned ()
Date: December 12, 2011 01:22AM

I believe these claims apply to pretty much all people in northern virginia not just women

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: more likeeeee ()
Date: December 12, 2011 01:45AM

the women dont want to put up or put out with a loser like you so you cant get none. period. dot.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: yuptruth ()
Date: December 12, 2011 08:55PM

Johnny Wadd Wrote:
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> yuptruth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > girls in this area are only interested in
> money,
> > guido types, and what kind of car you drive.
> Oh
> > and even though they "hate," them and always
> > complain about them they love the douche bag
> types
> > who get drunk , party, and request nude pics
> > through SMS. Yeah girls are the worst fucking
> > asshole bitches in this county, I hope a lot of
> > them go to hell.
>
> Wow! Someone sure didn't get laid this weekend,
> eh?

I rest my case!

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: ronnie mund ()
Date: December 12, 2011 09:22PM

The women in this area are a joke. it's very cut and dry.
don't believe me? find a woman who lives in this area and pick her up in an old beat up car or truck.

see if you get a second date.

I use to do this, it's funny as hell. I used an old work truck.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Getlives ()
Date: December 12, 2011 10:14PM

No, women in this area don't want to waste their time with losers who complain how they can't score online. By the way, meeting a woman in a bar, which I'm guessing is where you guys look, will not result in finding a wife. More realistically, buy them a few drinks and don't act like tools and you might get your dick wet for the evening

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: WHAT? ()
Date: December 12, 2011 10:33PM

yuptruth Wrote:
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> girls in this area are only interested in money,
> guido types, and what kind of car you drive.

WHAT'S A "GUIDO TYPE"?

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Alpha Male ()
Date: December 12, 2011 10:38PM

Getlives Wrote:
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> No, women in this area don't want to waste their
> time with losers who complain how they can't score
> online. By the way, meeting a woman in a bar,
> which I'm guessing is where you guys look, will
> not result in finding a wife. More realistically,
> buy them a few drinks and don't act like tools and
> you might get your dick wet for the evening

I spiked this chick's drink on a date and took her back to my place for some action in front of my camcorder, which I later posted online. Does that count?

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Getlives ()
Date: December 12, 2011 11:12PM

Alpha Male Wrote:
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> I spiked this chick's drink on a date and took her
> back to my place for some action in front of my
> camcorder, which I later posted online. Does that
> count?


Yea of course. And she hasn't turned you in for date rape yet, sounds like you found yourself a keeper sir.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Yes this is true ()
Date: December 12, 2011 11:16PM

you dont really even realize it until you go somewhere else, be it another part of the country or a different country and you see the sweet, attractive, feminine girls dressed up in heels and looking nice instead of the femcunt lawyers, analysts, and consultants

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: vuwsuor ()
Date: December 13, 2011 05:22PM

no it's just how stuck up and high class the women in this area pretend to be. It's like their fake and have some false sense of entitlement. One poster summed it up perfect go to another part of the country or out of the country and you will see how different girls are their and how their not total bitches over here in Fairfax. I so can't wait to leave this shit hole! But for some reason I still get sucked back to this cespool. What a piss stain for the dating scene.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Seems Clear to Me ()
Date: December 13, 2011 07:02PM

vuwsuor Wrote:
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> I so can't
> wait to leave this shit hole! But for some reason
> I still get sucked back to this cespool. What a
> piss stain for the dating scene.

So there will be one less turd in the punchbowl after you leave?

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: F-this area ()
Date: December 13, 2011 07:14PM

Getlives Wrote:
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> No, women in this area don't want to waste their
> time with losers who complain how they can't score
> online. By the way, meeting a woman in a bar,
> which I'm guessing is where you guys look, will
> not result in finding a wife. More realistically,
> buy them a few drinks and don't act like tools and
> you might get your dick wet for the evening


Just why in the fuck should i buy you a few drinks??? see what i mean?? wake up, the single women in this area are not that hot..buy your own fuckin drinks.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Tony Soprano ()
Date: December 13, 2011 07:17PM

WHAT? Wrote:
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> yuptruth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > girls in this area are only interested in
> money,
> > guido types, and what kind of car you drive.
>
> WHAT'S A "GUIDO TYPE"?

Me.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: eater of seafood ()
Date: December 13, 2011 07:19PM

Aquaman Wrote:
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> Here, have some shellfish. It'll take your mind
> off of things...


Great now I am horny and hungry at the same time.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:29PM

I see two possibilities. The first is that you are wrong. In other words, your personal experiences have given you a limited perspective which does not allow you to make an objective assessment of the women in this area. Obviously, the second possibility is that you are right. In that case, why don't you men grow some balls? If the women are so terrible, it must be because it has been working. So stop encouraging them and put the bitches in their place.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 14, 2011 04:38PM

Most women I've encountered in NoVa think they are much hotter than they really are. It's pretty bad. Even the Asian chicks act that way now. I get my kicks flirting with the dry cleaning ladies now.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: melt down ()
Date: December 14, 2011 05:38PM

it is fucking crazy dating women around here. too many stories to list.
Good luck, you can have em.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: nope ()
Date: December 14, 2011 05:45PM

.....the men in this area....
are.....
not attractive. not nice. not funny. not unique. just in it to score, and generally unemployed.
if your a loser NO ONE will date you. No matter where you go. Sharpen up your character and I bet you can get a date. But, nobody in fairfax is worthwhile anyway so you might as well move away or by a blow up doll.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Yup ()
Date: December 14, 2011 05:47PM

Shut up whore.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: lemmy ()
Date: December 14, 2011 06:14PM

nope Wrote:
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> .....the men in this area....
> are.....
> not attractive. not nice. not funny. not unique.
> just in it to score, and generally unemployed.
> if your a loser NO ONE will date you. No matter
> where you go. Sharpen up your character and I bet
> you can get a date. But, nobody in fairfax is
> worthwhile anyway so you might as well move away
> or by a blow up doll.

another option.
find a woman not from this area.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Alpha Male ()
Date: December 14, 2011 09:26PM

lemmy Wrote:
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> nope Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > .....the men in this area....
> > are.....
> > not attractive. not nice. not funny. not
> unique.
> > just in it to score, and generally unemployed.
> > if your a loser NO ONE will date you. No matter
> > where you go. Sharpen up your character and I
> bet
> > you can get a date. But, nobody in fairfax is
> > worthwhile anyway so you might as well move
> away
> > or by a blow up doll.
>
> another option.
> find a woman not from this area.

If "not from this area" means WV, Woodbridge, MD, or DC, then you're better off sticking to Fairfax. Lots of white trash to to the south and west, fat-assed cracked-out black welfare moms in DC, and MD is...well...it mostly sucks.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: F-this area ()
Date: December 14, 2011 09:32PM

yeah, and they want you to buy them drinks, they think they are hot.

nothing but 12 pack queens.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Hmm ()
Date: December 14, 2011 09:33PM

Sounds like the answer would be to hang around college populations where the girls aren't from here. Head down to Georgetown or GW territory. Probably better off with GW chicks, since that school really only cares if you can pay. Rich girls love to get wasted.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: jason ellis ()
Date: December 15, 2011 06:03PM

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: nottrue ()
Date: December 15, 2011 07:28PM

nope Wrote:
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> .....the men in this area....
> are.....
> not attractive. not nice. not funny. not unique.
> just in it to score, and generally unemployed.
> if your a loser NO ONE will date you. No matter
> where you go. Sharpen up your character and I bet
> you can get a date. But, nobody in fairfax is
> worthwhile anyway so you might as well move away
> or by a blow up doll.

Well obviously you haven't met me yet, which most likely you won't because the girls in this area seem to be attracted to the qualities you listed. Despite complaining about them. Anyways I'm fit, in the Army, don't have any debt, save my pennies so to speak, but like I said the girls in Fairfax would rather waste their time with jerks and guys who are only in it for a one night stand. So do you still think I am a loser?

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Bystander ()
Date: December 15, 2011 09:26PM

FFX is loaded with beatiful woman. And Yes, most want to get laid. But aparently, you can't find any hard up enough to bend for you.

So, Yes. You are a loser because you chose to be one, or you are just butt fuckin ugly. What else could it be?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/15/2011 09:27PM by Bystander.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: george tekai ()
Date: December 16, 2011 06:29PM

woman in this area are nothing but fuck knuckles...oh my...

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: none4me ()
Date: December 17, 2011 04:07AM

You think u have it bad? I'm gay and like str8 guys but wish I was str8. Maybe some of you muscle hunks can give me some of your str8 pills then i can rant about this too!

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: ehhhh ()
Date: December 17, 2011 01:49PM

Not sure if it's as bad as the original poster makes it, but it's definitely an issue. However, you get this in any major metropolitan area. Check out NYC or LA.

If you want someone nice, you'll need to live in the sticks.


Easy fix, though. Just stay single. Can blow more money on yourself.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Girlie ()
Date: December 17, 2011 07:54PM

Your negative attitude is attracting the wrong women. Get that chip off of our shoulders, find a hobby, do the things that you enjoy and you will attract the right person. Whiners are a turn off.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: g.g allin ()
Date: December 17, 2011 08:35PM

turn off?
so are the money hungry women who flood this area.

why do you think we have a chip on the shoulder? we do have hobbies,we do things we enjoy. we just have seen the truth.
women in this area are a turn off.
If you don't see that, your one of them. sorry to let you know.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: occupied ()
Date: December 18, 2011 07:48AM

g.g allin Wrote:
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> turn off?
> so are the money hungry women who flood this area.
>
>
> why do you think we have a chip on the shoulder?
> we do have hobbies,we do things we enjoy. we just
> have seen the truth.
> women in this area are a turn off.
> If you don't see that, your one of them. sorry to
> let you know.

That's right you tell em 1%ers! We are the 99%!

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: Mr. Charm ()
Date: December 18, 2011 07:50AM

Become a protester, chicks dig the protesters. Or you could invest in this halloween costume. Another winner!
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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: ... ()
Date: December 20, 2011 07:20PM

ehhhh Wrote:
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> Not sure if it's as bad as the original poster
> makes it, but it's definitely an issue. However,
> you get this in any major metropolitan area. Check
> out NYC or LA.
>
> If you want someone nice, you'll need to live in
> the sticks.
>
>
> Easy fix, though. Just stay single. Can blow more
> money on yourself.

It's just as bad in the sticks.

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Re: Have the women in this area made you asexual?
Posted by: learning to fly ()
Date: December 20, 2011 07:27PM

buy a fleshlight.

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