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Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: Eddie The Cruiser ()
Date: September 12, 2013 12:17PM

So the law is you can't text and drive! Yet I see every minivan mom on the road all over the lanes while she texts.

STOP IT! It's worse than drunk driving you soccer moms!

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: PUT THE DAMN PHONE AWAY ()
Date: September 12, 2013 01:49PM

Not only that, these muffin-top spandex-stuffed soccer moms are driving TOO DAMN SLOW as they text, pass around water bottles, apply make-up that doesn't help them look any better, avoid all use of turn signals....and then have the nerve to accelerate from the center lane and turn fast into a Starbucks.

PUT THE DAMN CELL PHONE DOWN.

YOU CAN BARELY DRIVE WITHOUT TEXTING.

YOU MOST CERTAINLY CANNOT DRIVE ABLY WHILE TEXTING ! ! !

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: MiniVan Danger! ()
Date: September 12, 2013 01:55PM

They should just outlaw mini-vans and soccer Mom's all together. They are all over the road with an attention span of a fruit fly.

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: MILF Hi Way ()
Date: September 12, 2013 02:17PM

MiniVan Danger! Wrote:
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> They should just outlaw mini-vans and soccer Mom's
> all together. They are all over the road with an
> attention span of a fruit fly.

Soccer Moms - They are a great way to get some good ass. Sometimes a little chubby, but once you get those titties bouncing and that clit is being rubbed just the right way, there is are few things better.

Plus they are married, so there are no strings, and no expensive gifts to buy.

So remember this - The text she is sending might be to you.

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: Hey Babe ()
Date: September 12, 2013 02:22PM

Woot-woot!
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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: Boya! ()
Date: September 12, 2013 03:39PM

You're right, this is a HUGE problem. Just saw one the other day that kept drifting into lanes around it.

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: And another thing ()
Date: September 12, 2013 04:00PM

Who ever told you that you can drive around in a parking lot one handed...while talking on your phone? Let me be the one to tell you....you SUCK at driving, put the phone down and drive!

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: Soccer Mom Rampage ()
Date: September 12, 2013 05:07PM

World's Dumbest Drivers- Soccer Mom Rampage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9EfjvljBsJY

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: October 16, 2013 08:15AM

people dont understand the idea behind not doing this

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: October 16, 2013 06:24PM

Soccer mom's in SUVs and Minivans are always the worst. They are completely selfish and buy oversized crap like SUVs and Minivans because they think that when they crash them while texting it will keep the kids and themselves safe. Except it won't they will just be in a worst accident, because most likely the person they will crash into will be another brain dead soccer mom who is also texting in their oversized gas guzzler.

Eddie The Cruiser Wrote:
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> So the law is you can't text and drive! Yet I see
> every minivan mom on the road all over the lanes
> while she texts.
>
> STOP IT! It's worse than drunk driving you soccer
> moms!

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: October 16, 2013 06:26PM

I"d be all for that. They also need to outlaw SUV's too.

MiniVan Danger! Wrote:
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> They should just outlaw mini-vans and soccer Mom's
> all together. They are all over the road with an
> attention span of a fruit fly.

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: October 16, 2013 06:28PM

Teenage girls arent a whole lot better. I mean how else can they keep in touch with their BFF's? And after they crash, what's the first thing they do? Text their friends pictures of the crash!

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: katiesmith ()
Date: October 16, 2013 06:37PM

Why are you so obsessed with the teenage girls?

I mean I'm sure your parents basement is really boring and you have nothing better to do then hang out on FFX underground all day, but seriously your obsession with teenage girls who find you repulsive is perverted.


Stabitha Wrote:
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> Teenage girls arent a whole lot better. I mean how
> else can they keep in touch with their BFF's? And
> after they crash, what's the first thing they do?
> Text their friends pictures of the crash!

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: October 16, 2013 07:30PM

katiesmith Wrote:
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> Why are you so obsessed with the teenage girls?

They make great sex slaves. Something an old withered prune like you would know nothing about.

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: Ariel C. ()
Date: October 31, 2013 10:07PM

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Re: Stop Texting and Driving!!!!!
Posted by: Great area ()
Date: October 31, 2013 10:11PM

Eddie The Cruiser Wrote:
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> So the law is you can't text and drive! Yet I see
> every minivan mom on the road all over the lanes
> while she texts.
>
> STOP IT! It's worse than drunk driving you soccer
> moms!


That's why I drive drunk. This are could lose a few thousand Minivan moms, and a few hundred thousand illegal Hispanics, And a shit load of BMW driving cocksuckers.

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