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Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> > FUCK! Now all of my milk is going to spoil.
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> AND you have TP for a month!
I know! My plans for today were to sit on the toilet eating sandwiches, drinking milk and constantly shitting. I mean, what else can you do in a snowstorm? All for nothing!
__________________________________ That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
This was not a triumph
I'm making a note here: EPIC FAIL.
Its hard to overstate my dissatisfaction.
Capital Weather.
They do what they can because they shouldn't.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones in the ditches.
Cause theres no use crying over every missed flake.
You just keep on driving till your out of real estate.
And the crashing gets done and the vehicles get spun
For the SUV's that are still on the road
I am even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Because you broke my heart and killed me
And send me to work in pieces
and threw ever piece into an icebox
As I froze it hurt because
I was so angry at you
Now these meterological data points make a soul crushing line
And Channel 7 still in Beta, their forecasting is a crime
I'm so mad and I'm riled
Think of all the TP I've stockpiled
For the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay in side.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Sue Palka
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway these eggs are great
They're so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking while there's meterology to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
There are Atmospheric models to reconcile
Another snowstorm in just a while
for the people who are still alive!
Funny, they always seem to call the rain amounts fairly correctly during the warmer months.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
They better be right about the snow tuesday and wednesday...I have enough toilet paper to build a fort, and 8 cases of ice melt so I can salt my whole court. I even have a snowball maker and flares AND lawn chairs to stake out my parking spot in the ditch so I'm ready for rush hour!
whatzit tooya Wrote:
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> They better be right about the snow tuesday and
> wednesday...I have enough toilet paper to build a
> fort, and 8 cases of ice melt so I can salt my
> whole court. I even have a snowball maker and
> flares AND lawn chairs to stake out my parking
> spot in the ditch so I'm ready for rush hour!
Well, if you dont get the snow, use the icemelt instead of salt on margarita glasses.