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THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: whatzit tooya ()
Date: January 21, 2011 05:56AM

That is all, I am disappointed...woke up to nothing :(



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2011 06:30AM by whatzit tooya.

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: Jim Vance ()
Date: January 21, 2011 06:59AM

whatzit tooya Wrote:
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> That is all, I am disappointed...woke up to
> nothing :(


I Herya! STAYED UP FOR NOTHING! Mutherfucking Doug Hill, You Dick

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: Buck up babies ()
Date: January 21, 2011 07:18AM

Stop blaming other people and the weather for your miserable lives.

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: rob ()
Date: January 21, 2011 07:46AM

you people actually believe the weather people in this area can call it right? how ignorant are you?

they probably call it right 1 out of 5 times.

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 21, 2011 07:47AM

FUCK! Now all of my milk is going to spoil.

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 21, 2011 08:15AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> FUCK! Now all of my milk is going to spoil.


AND you have TP for a month!

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 21, 2011 08:19AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> > FUCK! Now all of my milk is going to spoil.
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>
> AND you have TP for a month!


I know! My plans for today were to sit on the toilet eating sandwiches, drinking milk and constantly shitting. I mean, what else can you do in a snowstorm? All for nothing!

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: GLaDOS ()
Date: January 21, 2011 10:43AM

This was not a triumph
I'm making a note here: EPIC FAIL.
Its hard to overstate my dissatisfaction.

Capital Weather.
They do what they can because they shouldn't.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones in the ditches.

Cause theres no use crying over every missed flake.
You just keep on driving till your out of real estate.
And the crashing gets done and the vehicles get spun
For the SUV's that are still on the road

I am even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Because you broke my heart and killed me
And send me to work in pieces
and threw ever piece into an icebox
As I froze it hurt because
I was so angry at you

Now these meterological data points make a soul crushing line
And Channel 7 still in Beta, their forecasting is a crime
I'm so mad and I'm riled
Think of all the TP I've stockpiled
For the people who are still alive.


Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay in side.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Sue Palka
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway these eggs are great
They're so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking while there's meterology to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
There are Atmospheric models to reconcile
Another snowstorm in just a while
for the people who are still alive!

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: avatar ()
Date: January 21, 2011 10:54AM

Now I'm going to have to fire up Portal again.

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Snow wasn't a lie
Posted by: Topper Shutt ()
Date: January 21, 2011 11:29AM

They forecasted a trace to an inch, and we got a trace. It did snow last night. It was snowing in Centreville at 12:30am.

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:45AM

Funny, they always seem to call the rain amounts fairly correctly during the warmer months.

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: whatzit tooya ()
Date: January 22, 2011 11:14AM

They better be right about the snow tuesday and wednesday...I have enough toilet paper to build a fort, and 8 cases of ice melt so I can salt my whole court. I even have a snowball maker and flares AND lawn chairs to stake out my parking spot in the ditch so I'm ready for rush hour!

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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: whatzit tooya ()
Date: January 22, 2011 11:19AM

THE BREAD IS A LIE TOO!!!! Dammit I got beaten to it...oh well, off for more duct tape and plastic sheeting.....oh wait....
Attachments:
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Re: THE SNOW IS A LIE!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 22, 2011 11:39AM

whatzit tooya Wrote:
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> They better be right about the snow tuesday and
> wednesday...I have enough toilet paper to build a
> fort, and 8 cases of ice melt so I can salt my
> whole court. I even have a snowball maker and
> flares AND lawn chairs to stake out my parking
> spot in the ditch so I'm ready for rush hour!


Well, if you dont get the snow, use the icemelt instead of salt on margarita glasses.

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