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Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Opa ()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:37AM

Truck Safety Check Nets Child Porn Arrest

Mason Police District – After stopping a hazardous materials truck at a routine truck safety inspection on July 7 around 4 p.m. on Little River Turnpike near Annandale, officers discovered that the driver was a wanted fugitive from New York. Motor Carrier Safety Unit officers placed the driver out of service for this violation and prepared to have the truck towed away. During this process, an officer saw an oddly shaped potato chip bag stuffed in the side panel of the door of the tanker. Among the contents of the bag were two hard drives, later discovered to contain hundreds of images of child pornography. Officers contacted detectives from the department’s Child Exploitation Unit who immediately responded to her request for assistance.

Detectives obtained a warrant and following a search of the driver’s Burke home on July 8, police charged Dennis Orlinkowski, 51, of 5105 Arrit Court with 10 counts of possession of child pornography and being a fugitive from justice. He was arrested and is being held without bond at the Fairfax Adult Detention Center. Orlinkowski was a fugitive in Buffalo, New York stemming from a warrant for failure to register as a sex offender. The investigation is continuing.
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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 15, 2010 10:18AM

Kiddie porn filled hard drives stuffed into an odd shaped potato chip bag? Wtf is this world coming to? They need to lock these tot tappers for life, they're fucking incurable.


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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Zombie Dr ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:04AM

He needs toupee for what he did.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:17AM

Zombie Dr Wrote:
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> He needs toupee for what he did.


No doubt some lawyer will try to sweep this under the rug.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:41AM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Zombie Dr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He needs toupee for what he did.
>
>
> No doubt some lawyer will try to sweep this under
> the rug.

Do you think he wigged out when they found the hard drives?

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:46AM

Hair today, gone tomorrow (to prison)


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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Zombie Dr ()
Date: July 15, 2010 11:46AM

His lawyer will no doubt use the "once you pop, you can't stop" defense.



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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2010 01:29PM

Why did he have hundreds of kiddy porn pictures?

Bet you can't download just one.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Predator-1 ()
Date: July 15, 2010 02:03PM

let this piece of shit rot in prison......after he takes a couple of trips to the rainbow room..worst form of a human pictured above!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: July 15, 2010 02:13PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Why did he have hundreds of kiddy porn pictures?
>
> Bet you can't download just one.


I've tried, Utz impossible.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2010 03:51PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> > --------------------------------------------------
> > Why did he have hundreds of kiddy porn
> > pictures?
> >
> > Bet you can't download just one.
>
> I've tried, Utz impossible.

I hope they throw the book at this guy. Otherwise, he's just going to be Frito do this again in a couple of years.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Giraffe wacker ()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:33PM

He thought he saw a child standing by the side of the road offering Lays, but it was actually the ChiPs. Ponch and Jon carted him away.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: tefd18777 ()
Date: July 15, 2010 10:45PM

Thank God they found this guy and his bag of chips, before he dipped to another state.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Tefd1877 ()
Date: July 15, 2010 10:46PM

New york then Virginia, No one likes a double dipper.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 16, 2010 08:08AM

He told the cops to stay away, "that's nacho kiddie porn"


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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 16, 2010 09:18AM

hard drives in a potato chip bag? dude... just get a flash drive on your keychain. if 64GB isnt enough, you have a compound serious problem.

encryption on board and everything. http://www.google.com/products/catalog?cid=13209185484008139

if you are going to hide something, hide it in plain sight, not a potato chip bag.

the good news is they found him. the bad news is that he may have victimized children already.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540



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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 16, 2010 09:55AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> the good news is they found him. the bad news is
> that he may have victimized children already.

The better news is that pedophiles reading this site just got a PROTIP.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: ater ()
Date: July 26, 2010 10:27PM

You took all the good puns and left me with nothing.

Such an amazingly undetectable toupee figured the bag of chips would fit in with his overall inconspicuous look.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 27, 2010 08:15PM

I've never understood why simple possession of child porn is a crime, because of all the ways in which it can be planted upon someones computer. Besides, we need to really go after the people producing it, because they are the ones forever ruining the lives of children.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Date: July 27, 2010 08:57PM

file.php?2,file=20762,filename=tupay.jpgUncle Rico??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 28, 2010 01:17AM

No you got the wrong guy WTL. This isn't uncle 'Rico'. Uncle Rico is out stalking the bike trails casing white women that he thinks will be easy prey for his 4'3" pudgy ass. Nobody would hear the screams for uncle either because when Rico was done making HIS porn videos, he would then SELL the child into a life of misery as a sex slave down in Rico's homeland of MEXICO never to be seen again.

Haha! The poor kid would be lucky to get THIS guy compared to what 'Rico' would have in store for him.

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Dick ()
Date: July 28, 2010 01:34AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> No you got the wrong guy WTL. This isn't uncle
> 'Rico'. Uncle Rico is out stalking the bike
> trails casing white women that he thinks will be
> easy prey for his 4'3" pudgy ass. Nobody would
> hear the screams for uncle either because when
> Rico was done making HIS porn videos, he would
> then SELL the child into a life of misery as a sex
> slave down in Rico's homeland of MEXICO never to
> be seen again.
>
> Haha! The poor kid would be lucky to get THIS guy
> compared to what 'Rico' would have in store for
> him.

Um, did you completely miss the Uncle Rico reference?

Friggin' idiot!


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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 28, 2010 01:37AM

Sorry I am not a moron like you and I don't vegetate to idiotic movies like the one above.

And I couldn't care less as to what pun he intended, you got MINE.

You Freakin' Double00 Douchebagg.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 28, 2010 01:40AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I've never understood why simple possession of
> child porn is a crime, because of all the ways in
> which it can be planted upon someones computer.

1) because when they are caught with it they are put on the sex offender registry and there are a lot of restrictions as to where you can live (not by schools).
2) dont bother politicians with "facts" and "possible misuse," they have better things to do like figuring out how to line their pockets with more gold.


> Besides, we need to really go after the people
> producing it, because they are the ones forever
> ruining the lives of children.


finding where it was made is like finding a needle in a very large haystack, especially because it can come from overseas.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Dick ()
Date: July 28, 2010 02:08AM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Sorry I am not a moron like you and I don't
> vegetate to idiotic movies like the one above.
>

I didn't say it was a movie. Apparently you are familiar enough with the image to know it was a movie. I think you have indeed vegetated to this movie, and are, in fact, a moron just like me.

Well, almost. You're also a racist.

> And I couldn't care less as to what pun he
> intended, you got MINE.

No I didn't. What, exactly was your pun? And where in your rant was it buried? Please enlighten us with your wit, Troll.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 28, 2010 02:26AM

1. Of course I have seen commercials and the Seven Eleven Slurpee cups when it was out.

2.I have NEVER seen it, nor do I want to.

3. YOU are the 'racist', see when you hate whitey -it is a special kind of racism called 'REVERSE RACISM', making you a cocksucking racist dick.

Lastly, my pun was the whole statement. I had an idea of what WTL was refering to, but being the troll I am, I took it to the next level looking for a reaction. Well, The reaction I was looking for came faster than expected.

Pwned, LoL, haha!

Oh, AND I MEANT WHAT I SAID BECAUSE IT IS TRUE - there's your pun sucker.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Dick ()
Date: July 28, 2010 09:51PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> 1. Of course I have seen commercials and the Seven
> Eleven Slurpee cups when it was out.
>
> 2.I have NEVER seen it, nor do I want to.
>
> 3. YOU are the 'racist', see when you hate whitey
> -it is a special kind of racism called 'REVERSE
> RACISM', making you a cocksucking racist dick.
>
> Lastly, my pun was the whole statement. I had an
> idea of what WTL was refering to, but being the
> troll I am, I took it to the next level looking
> for a reaction. Well, The reaction I was looking
> for came faster than expected.
>
> Pwned, LoL, haha!
>
> Oh, AND I MEANT WHAT I SAID BECAUSE IT IS TRUE -
> there's your pun sucker.


For someone who calls himself "troll" you are amazingly easy to troll. BTW, your mom's lips felt good on my weener last night.

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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: j ()
Date: July 28, 2010 10:01PM

chad smith or will ferrell?
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Re: Bad Toupee Arrested With Child Porn In Potato Chip Bag
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 29, 2010 01:03AM

Chad Smith.

Ha!

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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