http://www.accuweather.com/watches-warnings.asp?partner=forecastfox&zipcode=22030&county=VAc600&zone=VAz053


DCZ001-MDZ003>007-009>011-013-014-501-502-VAZ028-030-031-040-042-
050>054-501-502-WVZ050>053-503-504-040345-
/O.NEW.KLWX.WS.A.0004.100205T1500Z-100207T0300Z/
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA-WASHINGTON-FREDERICK MD-CARROLL-
NORTHERN BALTIMORE-HARFORD-MONTGOMERY-HOWARD-SOUTHERN BALTIMORE-
PRINCE GEORGES-ANNE ARUNDEL-EXTREME WESTERN ALLEGANY-
CENTRAL AND EASTERN ALLEGANY-FREDERICK VA-WARREN-CLARKE-
RAPPAHANNOCK-LOUDOUN-ORANGE-CULPEPER-
PRINCE WILLIAM/MANASSAS/MANASSAS PARK-FAIRFAX-
ARLINGTON/FALLS CHURCH/ALEXANDRIA-NORTHERN FAUQUIER-
SOUTHERN FAUQUIER-HAMPSHIRE-MORGAN-BERKELEY-JEFFERSON-
WESTERN MINERAL-EASTERN MINERAL-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...WASHINGTON...HAGERSTOWN...FREDERICK...
WESTMINSTER...GAITHERSBURG...COLUMBIA...BALTIMORE...ANNAPOLIS...
FROSTBURG...CUMBERLAND...WINCHESTER...FRONT ROYAL...LEESBURG...
CULPEPER...MANASSAS...MANASSAS PARK...FAIRFAX...ALEXANDRIA...
FALLS CHURCH...WARRENTON...MARTINSBURG...CHARLES TOWN...
EMORYVILLE...HARTMANSVILLE...KEYSER...FORT ASHBY
245 PM EST WED FEB 3 2010
...WINTER STORM WATCH IN EFFECT FROM FRIDAY MORNING THROUGH
SATURDAY EVENING...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN STERLING VIRGINIA HAS ISSUED A
WINTER STORM WATCH...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM FRIDAY MORNING
THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING.

* PRECIPITATION TYPE...SNOW.

* ACCUMULATIONS...THIS STORM IS LIKELY TO PRODUCE 12 OR MORE
INCHES OF SNOW IN THE WATCH AREA...WITH A GOOD CHANCE FOR
LOCALIZED AMOUNTS OVER 20 INCHES.

* TIMING...SNOW IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN LATE MORNING
FRIDAY...CONTINUING THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING.

* TEMPERATURES...HIGHS IN THE LOWER TO MID 30S FRIDAY. FRIDAY
NIGHT AND SATURDAY...TEMPERATURES WILL BE 25 TO 30 DEGREES.

* WINDS...EAST 5 TO 10 MPH FRIDAY AND FRIDAY NIGHT...BECOMING
NORTH 10 TO 20 MPH SATURDAY.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

THIS STORM HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE SIMILAR TO THE DECEMBER 19TH STORM.
PLAN FOR SUBSTANTIAL DISRUPTIONS TO TRAVEL FRIDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH THE
WEEKEND.



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Can't wait.I love the snow

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

Should be a light dusting at best.

-F•U Meteorological Dept.

Meteorologist SuckaMuh Ballsbitch Wrote:
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> Should be a light dusting at best.
>
> -F•U Meteorological Dept.


After examining some goat testicles the homeless man outside my building predicts 7 inches.

Jesus is coming. And he's wearing snow boats.

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shouldn't he be wearing a condom?

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graymoose1 Wrote:
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> shouldn't he be wearing a condom?


Well played.

Can't the different weather websites and resources agree about what is going to happen this weekend? I'm seeing places that say "2-4 inches of snow" and places that say "AHHHHHHH THE END IS NEAR!" Which is it? I'm flying this weekend. I need to know what the hell the deal is.

The number goes up every time someone talks about it. I heard 5-7, then 7-9, then 15, then 20...

I mean, oh no! My weekend commute!

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Bring it. I love the snow.

Here's a great piece of 5th hand information I received from my mother, who got it from a co-worker, who got it from her Army husband - and since it's now on the interwebz, it's a fucking FACT: According to the weather service/site the US MILITARY uses, they're calling for up to 22 inches.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Jesus is coming. And he's wearing snow boats.


i would do a jesus photoshop, but it seems every time i isolate his precious face my computer crashes. so just use your imagination on this one. let me tell you this, it is one of the best ones i have done. F-ing awesome.

Reporting live from from 7100:
good spots are almost gone
elden st is up for grabs
bring beer and grills

VEIK Wrote:
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> Reporting live from from 7100:
> good spots are almost gone
> elden st is up for grabs
> bring beer and grills

Hopefully, you txt'd that while driving, like a True Northern Virginian.

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VEIK Wrote:
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> Reporting live from from 7100:
> good spots are almost gone
> elden st is up for grabs
> bring beer and grills

I'm going to hijack a car carrier just so I can throw a bunch of cars in a ditch all at one time! I'm going for a new high score!

Rain, 1-2 inches

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> VEIK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Reporting live from from 7100:
> > good spots are almost gone
> > elden st is up for grabs
> > bring beer and grills
>
> Hopefully, you txt'd that while driving, like a
> True Northern Virginian.

As soon as I got off twittering my status over to facebook, I was texting that.

from Arlington Co:

Another severe winter storm, with near blizzard conditions, is forecast to hit Arlington Fri., Feb. 5 through Sat., Feb. 6. Be prepared to shelter in place for 3 to 5 days .


SHELTER!!!!

Issued by The National Weather Service
Baltimore/Washington, MD
8:51 pm EST, Wed., Feb. 3, 2010

... WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM FRIDAY MORNING THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING...

A WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM FRIDAY MORNING THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING.

* PRECIPITATION TYPE... SNOW.

* ACCUMULATIONS... THIS STORM IS LIKELY TO PRODUCE 24 OR MORE INCHES OF SNOW IN THE WATCH AREA... WITH A GOOD CHANCE FOR LOCALIZED AMOUNTS OVER 50 INCHES.

* TIMING... SNOW IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN LATE MORNING FRIDAY... CONTINUING THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING.

* TEMPERATURES... HIGHS IN THE LOWER TO MID 30S FRIDAY. FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY... TEMPERATURES WILL BE 25 TO 30 DEGREES.

* WINDS... EAST 5 TO 10 MPH FRIDAY AND FRIDAY NIGHT... BECOMING NORTH 10 TO 20 MPH SATURDAY.

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

THIS STORM HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE SIMILAR TO THE DECEMBER 19TH STORM. PLAN FOR SUBSTANTIAL DISRUPTIONS TO TRAVEL FRIDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH THE WEEKEND.

&&

Here are the CWG team's metro area accumulation probabilities as of now:


5% chance: Less than 6"
15% chance: 6-10"
40% chance: 10-16"
40% chance: 16"+

Best estimate on start time is between late morning and early afternoon, continuing through Friday night and probably well into the day Saturday. Our full forecast posting at 5 a.m. tomorrow will include an accumulation forecast map and timeline. In the meantime, see our forecast through tonight and tomorrow.


http://voices.washingtonpost.com/capitalweathergang/

It's just snow. OMG! Did fox news write this headline?

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/capitalweathergang/2010/02/help_us_name_the_snowstorm.html#comments]


I like #snoWTF

I can't wait to get in my car and drive around and take pictures. If I'm really lucky, I'll get stuck halfway up a hill and some good citizens will push me to the top. I'll share a few of the 47 loaves of bread and 723 rolls of toliet paper I'll have in the trunk.

You only need one loaf of bread to feed a hungry crowd.

You only need mock Jesus to end up in Hell, without a loaf if bread.

Repent.

Dirty Jersey Wrote:
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> Issued by The National Weather Service
> Baltimore/Washington, MD
> 8:51 pm EST, Wed., Feb. 3, 2010
>
> ... WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM
> FRIDAY MORNING THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING...
>
> A WINTER STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM FRIDAY
> MORNING THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING.
>
> * PRECIPITATION TYPE... SNOW.
>
> * ACCUMULATIONS... THIS STORM IS LIKELY TO PRODUCE
> 24 OR MORE INCHES OF SNOW IN THE WATCH AREA...
> WITH A GOOD CHANCE FOR LOCALIZED AMOUNTS OVER 50
> INCHES.
>
> * TIMING... SNOW IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN LATE MORNING
> FRIDAY... CONTINUING THROUGH SATURDAY EVENING.
>
> * TEMPERATURES... HIGHS IN THE LOWER TO MID 30S
> FRIDAY. FRIDAY NIGHT AND SATURDAY... TEMPERATURES
> WILL BE 25 TO 30 DEGREES.
>
> * WINDS... EAST 5 TO 10 MPH FRIDAY AND FRIDAY
> NIGHT... BECOMING NORTH 10 TO 20 MPH SATURDAY.
>
> PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
>
> THIS STORM HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE SIMILAR TO THE
> DECEMBER 19TH STORM. PLAN FOR SUBSTANTIAL
> DISRUPTIONS TO TRAVEL FRIDAY AFTERNOON THROUGH THE
> WEEKEND.
>
> &&


Anyone got a snowblower 4 sale?

Did it snowed yet?

Oh, shit. Gotta get to the grocery store for bread, milk, and toilet paper.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

I downloaded a bunch of porn. Just in case the Internet goes out.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I downloaded a bunch of porn. Just in case the
> Internet goes out.


Careful what you write, Ken Doll may think you work for the SEC.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Warhawk Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> -----
> > I downloaded a bunch of porn. Just in case the
> > Internet goes out.
>
>
> Careful what you write, Ken Doll may think you
> work for the SEC.


He probably already does.

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