Cougarville is alive and well
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Jackson's Happy Hour
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Date: May 20, 2010 12:42AM
Why are all the cougars at Jackson's? Can't they be home watching Wheel of Fortune or cleaning their dentures? Seriously! Leave happy hour to those who are, well, happy. Stop wearing tight, short skirts. No one wants to see your paid-for tanned legs, or corns on your feet. Oh, and get some new perfume, you all smell the same - like my grandma. Old, bald, men should also stay home and walk around in their whitey tighties and black socks. Whatever you do, STAY AWAY FROM MY HAPPY HOUR!
Amen.