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Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Rated R ()
Date: August 06, 2013 06:31PM

Our houseguests were on Rt.29 at Clifton Road this morning and saw a naked man running full speed down the road, wearing nothing but boots. Many police cars were on the scene, and our friends saw the man dart in and out of yards, and toward a wooded area, with officers trying to surround him without using force. Anyone else see it or have more information?

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Rated R ()
Date: August 06, 2013 06:40PM

Apparently it happened sometime between 12 noon and 1 pm. (which our vacationing guests call "morning.")

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: churut-faktor ()
Date: August 06, 2013 06:43PM

yeah, that was me. I regularly perform a naked morning run in clifton, I also have an official permit from the DMV and the VA police department. I think you should join me too.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Adam and Eve ()
Date: August 06, 2013 06:44PM

Funny that its a crime to appear the way you were born - naked. Of course Hillary Clinton was not born as hideous as she now is, and it should be a crime to show her face or cankles in public.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Naked Lunch ()
Date: August 06, 2013 06:47PM

Was he caught?

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Rated R ()
Date: August 06, 2013 06:55PM

We don't know! Our houseguests had to keep driving - didn't want to stop in traffic, especially with several cruisers around. They have been laughing about it all day, and wondering the outcome. Apparently he was a big guy and nobody seemed to want to take him down. Guess there Wasn't much to grab onto other than the obvious. Last they saw, he was headed toward a wooded area.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Johnny D ()
Date: August 06, 2013 07:01PM

Meth will mess with your head kids.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: 2concerneded ()
Date: August 06, 2013 08:18PM

Johnny D Wrote:
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> Meth will mess with your head kids.

My brain is full of wasps!

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Ken1038 ()
Date: August 06, 2013 08:18PM

One Sunday morning in the early seventies a guy running down Heather Court naked caught my eye. Seconds later my neighbors father was chasing him. He did have a chance to knock up his daughter first.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: turf runner ()
Date: August 06, 2013 08:49PM

He just could not wait to try out the new turf.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: MoreInfo ()
Date: August 06, 2013 08:52PM

Was it Lafonzo French sans white boxers???

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1233119/1267930.html#msg-1267930

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Jennifer ()
Date: August 06, 2013 09:38PM

I saw that too! It was the most bizarre thing, like George of the Jungle walking out into civilization. The guy was really tall and there was about 20 emergency vehicles! Sight of the day. But really, I wonder what happened.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Gater ()
Date: August 06, 2013 09:41PM

It happended in front of me at 12:15pm on Lee hwy just north of Costo Between Holly ave and Forum Dr. He was laying in the road and jumping on cars. I have photos on my phone but my phone is on the charger. Then again I don't think its a good idea to post them. Fairfax County showed up and started following him back towards Costco.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: RRBR ()
Date: August 06, 2013 10:35PM

I saw it today as well while driving on 29 towards centreville,he was hanging on the hood of an Altima, screaming help.
Does anyone know what happened?

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: 29driver ()
Date: August 07, 2013 06:33AM

I saw him on the road, but i only looked because i heard a thud. I thought he got hit by a car. Been scouring the news for the story but couldn't find anything.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Rated R ()
Date: August 07, 2013 06:24PM

Sounds like it could have been related to mental illness, which is sad. I hope he gets some help.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Prisoner Zero ()
Date: August 07, 2013 10:30PM

You don't mention race, so I assume this was a nigger. This is typical PCP behavior.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: GATER ()
Date: August 10, 2013 09:20AM

"
You don't mention race, so I assume this was a nigger. This is typical PCP behavior."

Yes he was colored!

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Two Cents ()
Date: August 10, 2013 02:57PM

I am shocked that none of the papers picked up on it. Get on the ball Patch!

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Newsreader ()
Date: August 11, 2013 12:07AM

Two Cents Wrote:
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> I am shocked that none of the papers picked up on
> it. Get on the ball Patch!

If it doesn't involve Obama worship, the media isn't interested.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 11, 2013 03:14AM

It was eesh, in blackface.

Last week, he ran around in a diaper.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: MoreInfo ()
Date: August 11, 2013 03:31AM

Alias Wrote:
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> It was eesh, in blackface.
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> Last week, he ran around in a diaper.

Really?? I saw him run by with just a pair of mismatched gloves on. Talk about the lack of fashion sense!!!
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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 11, 2013 04:11AM

MoreInfo Wrote:
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> Really?? I saw him run by with just a pair of
> mismatched gloves on. Talk about the lack of
> fashion sense!!!

Have you ever seen his blond wig with the curls? Pathetic.

Even other gays call him a faggot.

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Re: Naked in Clifton
Posted by: kindful ()
Date: August 12, 2013 06:27PM

weird behavior.

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