WARNING ALL FCPS PARENTS: Do NOT allow your child to move to Deleware
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Date: May 15, 2009 03:34PM
Should you fail to heed this warning, your son will begin to spend 13+ hours on FFXU daily. He will attempt to compensate living in a state that is even whiter and less "hood" than Virginia by devoting his remaining waking hours to discussing the merits of a genre of music that has no actual relevance in his life whatsoever. So parents, please: DON'T LET YOUR KID MOVE TO DELEWARE