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road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
bored_at_work
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Date: June 03, 2009 12:06PM
which is more dangerous?
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
2cents
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Date: June 03, 2009 12:41PM
Going down on a girl while she is driving. That's more dangerous.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 03, 2009 12:44PM
bored_at_work Wrote:
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> which is more dangerous?
Using your laptop while driving.
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> which is more dangerous?
Using your laptop while driving.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 03, 2009 12:45PM
bored_at_work Wrote:
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> which is more dangerous?
Actually, it all depends on how much you have had to drink and how big the girl's mouth is.
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> which is more dangerous?
Actually, it all depends on how much you have had to drink and how big the girl's mouth is.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: June 03, 2009 01:43PM
Road head. When you're drunk, (smart) people generally pay more attention. Even stone cold sober, it's hard to pay attention to anything when you're about to bust a nut.
If you're on a highway, you can turn on cruise control to take one of the steps out of driving, but still...
That said, road head is preferable to driving drunk.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
If you're on a highway, you can turn on cruise control to take one of the steps out of driving, but still...
That said, road head is preferable to driving drunk.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
()
Date: June 03, 2009 01:49PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> That said, road head is preferable to driving
> drunk.
It depends on the quality of the road head. You know how sometimes you use your wiper fluid when it's cold and it smears all over the windshield while you are driving? Now think of that happening on the inner side of the windshield and trying to drive through that?
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>
> That said, road head is preferable to driving
> drunk.
It depends on the quality of the road head. You know how sometimes you use your wiper fluid when it's cold and it smears all over the windshield while you are driving? Now think of that happening on the inner side of the windshield and trying to drive through that?
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
Furfur
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Date: June 03, 2009 02:12PM
WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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>
>
> It depends on the quality of the road head. You
> know how sometimes you use your wiper fluid when
> it's cold and it smears all over the windshield
> while you are driving? Now think of that happening
> on the inner side of the windshield and trying to
> drive through that?
That's why you get a girlfriend that swallows; and drive safely, the last thing you need is to hit a pothole right when she uses her teeth.
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>
>
> It depends on the quality of the road head. You
> know how sometimes you use your wiper fluid when
> it's cold and it smears all over the windshield
> while you are driving? Now think of that happening
> on the inner side of the windshield and trying to
> drive through that?
That's why you get a girlfriend that swallows; and drive safely, the last thing you need is to hit a pothole right when she uses her teeth.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: June 03, 2009 02:15PM
Right. But driving safely is harder to do while getting road head than drinking.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: June 03, 2009 02:30PM
Furfur Wrote:
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> That's why you get a girlfriend that swallows; and
> drive safely, the last thing you need is to hit a
> pothole right when she uses her teeth.
You could always date a hot momma with dentures and have her take them out....
She's waiting for you!
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
>
> That's why you get a girlfriend that swallows; and
> drive safely, the last thing you need is to hit a
> pothole right when she uses her teeth.
You could always date a hot momma with dentures and have her take them out....
She's waiting for you!
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
LOLcat
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Date: June 03, 2009 08:19PM
Iz in yer SUV wit yer wives pettin da kitteh and i r makin kitteh nom noms on yer Ladiez.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
luvinLOLcat
()
Date: June 04, 2009 11:36AM
See? Just add a picture and the whole troll issue disappears. funny!
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
Kenny_Powers
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Date: June 06, 2009 06:18AM
bored_at_work Wrote:
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> which is more dangerous?
well here are the results: A. Killing an innocent person, B. Getting your dick bitten off when you hit the tree.
I would definately take option A over B.... sorry innocent family!
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> which is more dangerous?
well here are the results: A. Killing an innocent person, B. Getting your dick bitten off when you hit the tree.
I would definately take option A over B.... sorry innocent family!
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:25AM
Kenny_Powers Wrote:
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> bored_at_work Wrote:
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> > which is more dangerous?
>
>
> well here are the results: A. Killing an innocent
> person, B. Getting your dick bitten off when you
> hit the tree.
>
> I would definately take option A over B.... sorry
> innocent family!
You can always get it reattached (like John Bobbit) and then have a porn career! lol
edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator.
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> bored_at_work Wrote:
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> > which is more dangerous?
>
>
> well here are the results: A. Killing an innocent
> person, B. Getting your dick bitten off when you
> hit the tree.
>
> I would definately take option A over B.... sorry
> innocent family!
You can always get it reattached (like John Bobbit) and then have a porn career! lol
edit by Cary: Account password compromised, disabled by administrator.
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
er
()
Date: June 08, 2009 07:45AM
We actually call it road dome now, sounds better
Re: road head vs driving drunk
Posted by:
bdimag
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Date: June 08, 2009 09:22AM
not really but whatever...