yo yo whats up, Got a DUI last night, I had 4 pints of stella with my dinner, got pulled on way home, what will hapeen to me yo, the cop was cool, I threw her some ryhmes on the way to the ADC so she might help a brutha out

need advice

An interesting take on an old troll standard.

All I can say is, God help the rest of the inmates.

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Trebor Snika Wrote:
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>> need advice


Strap some weights around your neck and throw yourself into the Potomac.

yo yo yo i gonna beat this wrap homies, their putting it on me cause theire haters yo

Trebor, we need way more info before we can believe you enough to help. So, let's have it... the full story, with places and other exact details. I also want you to attempt to recall the rhymes you told the arresting officer, as they may be relevant to your defense.

so i woz on my way back from burying dwight at the rap off, takin route 7 home, spinning some rymes to my beatboxing recorded and playing back on my LEXUS, when I hear the siren,

the officer said she smelt alchol on my breath and I said i had a couple of beers with my dinner,so she says yo, your prebor snika right, and i say yeah bay thats me, so i thought she was being all friendly when she says I need to breath into the thingy, so i did and it came back BAC 2.4, so she says we gots to go homie, so they take my ass away,

I said

yo yo yo officer
I aint no chaucer
how about you let me go
and we can both keep this low
ill give you VIP tickets to my next concert
i aint asking you to subvert
just give a brotha a chance
and ill do a little dance

at wehich point she turned around and maced me

Trebor Snika Wrote:

> at wehich point she turned around and maced me


Her first small step aimed at improving life for the rest of us.

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the dc improv thats a cool place yo where you wanna meet

and meet for what

oh thats creepy.

Trebor Snika Wrote:
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robert akins with his tiny memba
started a thread about drinkin da stella
but his troll posts suck dick
unoriginal like his wigger schtick
he jerks it with his buds in NAMBLA

Trebor Snika Wrote:
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> yo yo whats up, Got a DUI last night, I had 4
> pints of stella with my dinner, got pulled on way
> home, what will hapeen to me yo, the cop was cool,
> I threw her some ryhmes on the way to the ADC so
> she might help a brutha out
>
> need advice

This is all fake. Real rappers drink Maddog 20/20!

Is your Lexus a '92 or a '93, and does it have a really crappy tint job?

its a LS 460

Trebor Snika Wrote:
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> I said
>
> yo yo yo officer
> I aint no chaucer
> how about you let me go
> and we can both keep this low
> ill give you VIP tickets to my next concert
> i aint asking you to subvert
> just give a brotha a chance
> and ill do a little dance
>

I've always wondered what "Mrs. Officer" would sound like if Lil Wayne had a debilitating head injury. Now I know.

Trebor Snika Wrote:
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so i thought she was being all friendly when she says I need to breath into the
> thingy,


You should have asked her to breathe into your little 'thingy'! lol


> yo yo yo officer
> I aint no chaucer
> how about you let me go
> and we can both keep this low
> ill give you VIP tickets to my next concert
> i aint asking you to subvert
> just give a brotha a chance
> and ill do a little dance


That has to be the worst rap ever! I suggest you try some spoken word/slam poetry, in order to get some flow first; Then try the rap thing again.

I personally think he should do drugs. I mean, at this point it can't do any harm to his already addled brain, and it may very very scramble his brains into a condition conducive to turning out a more paletable product.

drugs -

just say NO

YO YO YO

Thank you for making my point again, it has more credibility coming from you.

yo thats lame

yo nigg@ yous aint me!

quit tryn@ be me n just let me do me foo

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HI HATER!

who you talking to hater i gots the name AND the brain, you gots the LAME

I think this treobor snika guy is pretty funny . . .

yo yo yo to my homie curious, wickeddda

Learn to speak, learn to spell, and you'll be good to go. 2.4---that's not just a little intoxicated. Good luck fighting this one. You sound like the typical ADC transport who believes the officer's job is to help a brotha out and save your butt...I'm surprised she didn't turn the music up to drown you out.

2.4 means that his blood alcohol content was over 200%, idiots.

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RCG239 Wrote:
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> Learn to speak, learn to spell, and you'll be good
> to go. 2.4---that's not just a little
> intoxicated. Good luck fighting this one. You
> sound like the typical ADC transport who believes
> the officer's job is to help a brotha out and save
> your butt...I'm surprised she didn't turn the
> music up to drown you out.

Trebor Snika Wrote:
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> drugs -
>
> just say NO
>
> YO YO YO


except ganja