And if you want it to be colder, then f@%k you too!!!

Thanks for allowing me to vent.

My dick froze to my leg this morning, then fell off. Luckily, I've got a spare, but you're right. It's colder than an eskimo's ass on Pluto.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> My dick froze to my leg this morning, then fell
> off. Luckily, I've got a spare, but you're right.
> It's colder than an eskimo's ass on Pluto.



Good thing you have a spare or you'd be a dickless wonder.

I do so much freaky shit with my wang, I had a dozen backups made. I've got them in special cryogenic storage units in my closet.

If you were just going to replace your frozen dick with a dick that was preserved by being frozen, why didn't you just keep this morning's dick and save the trouble?

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> If you were just going to replace your frozen dick
> with a dick that was preserved by being frozen,
> why didn't you just keep this morning's dick and
> save the trouble?

Because nobody wants a double-thawed dick. It's science fact.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/16/2009 01:13PM by jimW.

I bundled up and went for an early run. The "Little Coyote" literally started freezing (no joke), so I had to bag it and return early.

P.S. Never run hot water on your frozen Coyote! OMFG that hurt.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/16/2009 11:41AM by John Coyote.

So what size baggie did you use? the snack size?

Ziploc Wrote:
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> So what size baggie did you use? the snack size?


Nope, 1 gallon freezer bag. And that's with shrinkage. I guess the Little Coyote ain't so little?

John Coyote Wrote:
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> Ziploc Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So what size baggie did you use? the snack
> size?
>
>
> Nope, 1 gallon freezer bag. And that's with
> shrinkage. I guess the Little Coyote ain't so
> little?

Call it Coyote Junior, and avoid these sorts of misunderstandings.

this thread is fucking gay.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

You guys are being weird from this thread!

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover.
And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's
detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it
home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out,
when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me, remember what I did with
it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So
I called up the place where the party was,they hadn't seen it
either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for
some reason I leave it there sometimes. But not this time. So I
told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were
at the party,but they were no help either. I was starting to get
desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit
down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the
house, and calling everyone I could think of,I was starting to
get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all
those people sell used books and other junk on the street,I saw my penis
lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was
selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks,
but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell
me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even
though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,I like having a detachable
penis.

Is dat sum King Missile rite dere?

What started off as a blunt climatological observation about recent weather trends has rapidly deteriorated into a vile discussion of detachable male genitalia.

Funny in eighth grade, and funny today!

Boys get crazy in the head and suffer. I sacrifice my cock on the altar of silence.

Isn't that from Morrison's "American Prayer"?

It's colder than a witch's tit. Speaking of which, where is Spunky, anyway?

me pipes were teh froze this mornin

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Isn't that from Morrison's "American Prayer"?


Yep. From "lament for my cock"
Good catch!

496 Wrote:
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> I woke up this morning with a bad hangover.
> And my penis was missing again. This happens all
> the time. It's
> detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time.

Yup, 13 degrees here, but Dulles is reporting 3.

What a shock! It's cold in January! An even bigger shock will come in July when it's hot!

It's a running joke with me and my friends that, in spite of a global war on terror, economic recession, and all the other horrible things going on in the world, we can still set aside a couple news days to talk about the weather.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> It's a running joke with me and my friends that,
> in spite of a global war on terror, economic
> recession, and all the other horrible things going
> on in the world, we can still set aside a couple
> news days to talk about the weather.


How is that funny? What, is everything other than horrible stories off limits to you and your friends? Can you pat your head and rub a circle on your belly? You must be a terribly depressed group.

Not "we" as in our group, but "we" as a nation with our media.

I specifically remember one hot week during the summer where the news teams would go out on the street and ask random people what they thought about the temperature. Everyone would say something to the effect of, "It's really hot out here."

This went on for a half hour.

Well. "we" will have something to say about Walmart and Tartget next week in this "Cold" weather and air it in the summer when it's "hot" as hell so don't miss out.


ps. Don't forget to convert your analog sets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we went skating at Accotink lake - woopie

Yup, it is crazy cold.

I am really sick of this Global Warming!

Frank Wrote:
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> Yup, it is crazy cold.
>
> I am really sick of this Global Warming!

So you equate one week of freezing temps. in our region to a 'trend'

You sir are ___________.

I'm guessing that you are not going for "perceptive"?

ahahahahahaa u guys always entertain me

iv desided to be a regular