Re: accidentally honked at a cop
Date: October 21, 2008 01:53PM
I accidentally honked and flipped off an unmarked cop one time, then got pulled over by a marked cop. True story.
I was in a left turn lane on Route 1, and traffic in the double lane to my right was going in a steady stream. There was one car coming in the double on-coming lane. Coming out of the lane to the left that I was turning towards, was a minivan, with a marked FCPD car.
As soon as the oncoming car passed, I started to make the left turn, and the minivan roared out in front, stopped perpendicular in the road in front of me over one lane of traffic and the turn lane, and waited to merge. I slammed on the brakes, and had to make a right around the back of the minivan before making another left towards the road. I gave a short "beep" and held up the bird.
Instantly, the marked cop (some uptight "daddy never loved me" ginger bitch) pulls a u-turn and pulls me over. She gets up to the window, and demands license/registration in a most bitchy way. Our exchange went like this:
"So where you going in such a hurry?"
"To work."
"Did you know that was a cop you just honked at and flipped off back there?"
"No, ma'am, and I apologize, but that was some incredibly irresponsible driving. I was crossing less lanes of traffic, so I had the right of way. It was unmarked, and didn't have its lights on, or else I would have gladly yielded. However, it created a very unsafe driving condition by blocking my entire view of on-coming traffic, just to sit there and wait to merge into the high volume of cars that were in the other lane. So maybe I shouldn't have flipped them off, but it's not like I could pull them over and give them a ticket for failure to obey the traffic laws."
"Well, you uh... That... You shouldn't have beeped your horn, and that was borderline aggressive driving. Wait here."
Of course, she let me sit there for 20 minutes while she rubbed one out to my driver's license photo, but let me off with a vewwy serwious wahning about my driving habits.
So yeah. Go to court and fight it. You can always say that you didn't know it was a cop, and you thought they didn't notice the light had turned green. I've been honked at a billion times for that.