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Traffic court
Posted by:
Mohammed
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Date: June 12, 2013 05:02PM
How do I have to dress for Traffic Court? I was thinking a polo shirt and white pants like the one people that work at walmart have is that ok?
Re: Traffic court
Posted by:
Dresser
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Date: June 12, 2013 06:09PM
I recommend an Affliction t-shirt, oversized jeans no belt, Calvin Klein underwear, Timberland boots, a black koofi, and big mirrored shades that you don't take off for nobody, mang. You go in the joint before you take them shades off...
Re: Traffic court
Posted by:
NewMoney
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Date: June 12, 2013 06:21PM
Flip flops and shorts and sleaveless shirt.
Re: Traffic court
Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: June 12, 2013 06:25PM
Mohammed Wrote:
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> How do I have to dress for Traffic Court? I was
> thinking a polo shirt and white pants like the
> one people that work at walmart have is that ok?
OK Chad Johnson.
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> How do I have to dress for Traffic Court? I was
> thinking a polo shirt and white pants like the
> one people that work at walmart have is that ok?
OK Chad Johnson.
Re: Traffic court
Posted by:
Mr. Insensitive
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Date: June 12, 2013 07:36PM
Mohammed Wrote:
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> How do I have to dress for Traffic Court? I was
> thinking a polo shirt and white pants like the
> one people that work at walmart have is that ok?
Who about like this you fucking lawbreaking towelhead!
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> How do I have to dress for Traffic Court? I was
> thinking a polo shirt and white pants like the
> one people that work at walmart have is that ok?
Who about like this you fucking lawbreaking towelhead!
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Wardrobe Suggestions
Posted by:
Fairfax Boy
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Date: June 12, 2013 07:45PM
If you want to get special "Bonus" points from the judge stuff a big pair of gym socks down your pants. For best results roll them like a 6 inch sub from Subway.
One last detail - Don't fuck it up by putting the sock roll down the back of your pants. In front for desired effect.
One last detail - Don't fuck it up by putting the sock roll down the back of your pants. In front for desired effect.
Re: Traffic court
Posted by:
Allah Snackbar
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Date: June 12, 2013 07:53PM
There's just one way for a creature named Mohammed to dress.
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Re: Traffic court
Posted by:
Fairfax Observations
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Date: June 12, 2013 07:55PM
The marijuana t-shirts will often get the attention of the judges. Sometimes, a little conversation ensues.
I do remember this one African-American gent in traffic court handling his case, and when finished he turned around and was walking out when the Judge noticed the rear of his shirt said "Hey Whitey" on top of crosshairs with a human silhouette in the center. The Judge called him back to the lectern and was about to throw him in jail, when the African-American profusely apologized, almost crying as the Deputies were approaching him. The Judge let him go with a warning. I'm sure his version as told to his Homies never mentioned his cowtowing.
I do remember this one African-American gent in traffic court handling his case, and when finished he turned around and was walking out when the Judge noticed the rear of his shirt said "Hey Whitey" on top of crosshairs with a human silhouette in the center. The Judge called him back to the lectern and was about to throw him in jail, when the African-American profusely apologized, almost crying as the Deputies were approaching him. The Judge let him go with a warning. I'm sure his version as told to his Homies never mentioned his cowtowing.
Re: Traffic court
Posted by:
fucking ragheads
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Date: June 14, 2013 04:35PM
Mohammed Wrote:
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> How do I have to dress for Traffic Court? I was
> thinking a polo shirt and white pants like the
> one people that work at walmart have is that ok?
OBEY THE FUCKING TRAFFIC LAWS YOU FUCKING DIAPER WEARING MUSLIME AND YOU WON'T BE ASKING SUCH A DUMBASS QUESTION!!!!
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> How do I have to dress for Traffic Court? I was
> thinking a polo shirt and white pants like the
> one people that work at walmart have is that ok?
OBEY THE FUCKING TRAFFIC LAWS YOU FUCKING DIAPER WEARING MUSLIME AND YOU WON'T BE ASKING SUCH A DUMBASS QUESTION!!!!