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Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: WTF???? ()
Date: June 08, 2013 11:44PM

Was at Celebrate Fairfax today. As I was walking by this one booth, I was pushed out of the way and others were pushing and shoving to get their hands on something! Turns out Food Lion was giving away single rolls of scott toilet paper and plastic bags so you could take as much as you want. Well the blacks and latinos couldn't get enough. Each adult had at least 4 bags stuffed with 6 - 8 rolls, and they forced their kids to take at least two bags with 6 - 8 rolls each. Some stuffed their strollers full of tp, and forced their toddlers to walk. I counted one latino family with 2 adults, a grandmother, and 5 kids who easily made off with over 100 rolls. Guess they won't need to spend their assistance check on toilet paper for a couple of months!

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: South Jersey ()
Date: June 09, 2013 01:45PM

Hopefully my house doesn't get tped....

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: MCpU6 ()
Date: June 09, 2013 01:50PM

Years ago, I was at a neighborhood festival. A local politician had an old pickup truck full of apples from a farm and was giving out free apples. Mistake for him, he forgot to specify "1 apple per person." Before long, throngs were crowded around the truck, taking as many apples as they could. Mothers sent their kids running home to get the biggest bags they could find, and filled all the bags. The politician wasn't happy about it, but couldn't say much and had to keep a friendly composure.

When people don't have much, they will take what you offer. It doesn't matter their race or ethnicity.

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: ????????????? ()
Date: June 09, 2013 02:44PM

WTF???? Wrote:
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> Was at Celebrate Fairfax today. As I was walking
> by this one booth, I was pushed out of the way and
> others were pushing and shoving to get their hands
> on something! Turns out Food Lion was giving away
> single rolls of scott toilet paper and plastic
> bags so you could take as much as you want. Well
> the blacks and latinos couldn't get enough. Each
> adult had at least 4 bags stuffed with 6 - 8
> rolls, and they forced their kids to take at least
> two bags with 6 - 8 rolls each. Some stuffed their
> strollers full of tp, and forced their toddlers to
> walk. I counted one latino family with 2 adults,
> a grandmother, and 5 kids who easily made off with
> over 100 rolls. Guess they won't need to spend
> their assistance check on toilet paper for a
> couple of months!

Not surprised, with as much shit there is in Fairfax, they need to hand out wipes too. :)

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: think positive ()
Date: June 09, 2013 02:44PM

WTF???? Wrote:
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> Was at Celebrate Fairfax today. As I was walking
> by this one booth, I was pushed out of the way and
> others were pushing and shoving to get their hands
> on something! Turns out Food Lion was giving away
> single rolls of scott toilet paper and plastic
> bags so you could take as much as you want. Well
> the blacks and latinos couldn't get enough. Each
> adult had at least 4 bags stuffed with 6 - 8
> rolls, and they forced their kids to take at least
> two bags with 6 - 8 rolls each. Some stuffed their
> strollers full of tp, and forced their toddlers to
> walk. I counted one latino family with 2 adults,
> a grandmother, and 5 kids who easily made off with
> over 100 rolls. Guess they won't need to spend
> their assistance check on toilet paper for a
> couple of months!


Be thankful, It's good to know that the Latino's are at least wiping their ass. Now, If you could only somehow get them to wash their hands after, That's the challenge.

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: enter sandman ()
Date: June 09, 2013 02:46PM

WTF???? Wrote:
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> Was at Celebrate Fairfax today. As I was walking
> by this one booth, I was pushed out of the way and
> others were pushing and shoving to get their hands
> on something! Turns out Food Lion was giving away
> single rolls of scott toilet paper and plastic
> bags so you could take as much as you want. Well
> the blacks and latinos couldn't get enough. Each
> adult had at least 4 bags stuffed with 6 - 8
> rolls, and they forced their kids to take at least
> two bags with 6 - 8 rolls each. Some stuffed their
> strollers full of tp, and forced their toddlers to
> walk. I counted one latino family with 2 adults,
> a grandmother, and 5 kids who easily made off with
> over 100 rolls. Guess they won't need to spend
> their assistance check on toilet paper for a
> couple of months!


I'll bet that toilet paper was around 80 grit. Just like wiping with sandpaper.

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: Just saying ()
Date: June 10, 2013 12:44AM

Shut the fuck up about blacks and Latinos - shit I rather be fucking Latina and know how to wipe my ass, know how to hold my man down, be a wifey, cook and clean unlike these fucking white girls - who are good at microwaving shit and spending money that probably their fucking dads give them. I don't see blacks nor Spanish people shooting up schools and shit - it's you dumb fucks (white ppl) who do the craziest shit and you want to judge us for trying to save money on toilet paper - get the fuck out of here.


Ok now go ahead you dumb shits - let the shit talking begin - and kiss my ass cause I can give two shits what you say: you hide behind your little computer but when when a nigga or a Spanish person runs up on u - you AJ t got shit to say. So keep it coming you dumb fucks :)

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: arlo ()
Date: June 10, 2013 01:44AM

W.o.W im n love

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: LetsRock ()
Date: June 10, 2013 08:10AM

Just saying Wrote:
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> Shut the fuck up about blacks and Latinos - shit I
> rather be fucking Latina and know how to wipe my
> ass, know how to hold my man down, be a wifey,
> cook and clean unlike these fucking white girls -
> who are good at microwaving shit and spending
> money that probably their fucking dads give them.
> I don't see blacks nor Spanish people shooting up
> schools and shit - it's you dumb fucks (white ppl)
> who do the craziest shit and you want to judge us
> for trying to save money on toilet paper - get the
> fuck out of here.
>
>
> Ok now go ahead you dumb shits - let the shit
> talking begin - and kiss my ass cause I can give
> two shits what you say: you hide behind your
> little computer but when when a nigga or a Spanish
> person runs up on u - you AJ t got shit to say. So
> keep it coming you dumb fucks :)


You have to at least attend a school to "shoot them up". Greedy cheapskates with attitudes like you are what is wrong with this country. How about getting off you back and earning your money honestly so you can afford the basics like toilet paper?

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: Justsaying ()
Date: June 10, 2013 11:12PM

@Letsrock - I went to FHS - thanks for pointing that out. Also, I'm pretty sure there are other races besides white people at these schools, that have been shot up. So - what other smart shit do you have to say? You're comment was retarded- keep it moving. Jobs? Mmmm, I'm pretty sure I got a good career going :) now, if I can get free shit, why the fuck not? Saves me money - money is money. Shit around here has gotten crazy expensive, every dollar saved is good enough. Thanks for your input / I felt so offended :)

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: goodgood ()
Date: June 11, 2013 02:08PM

Just saying Wrote:
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> Shut the fuck up about blacks and Latinos - shit I
> rather be fucking Latina and know how to wipe my
> ass, know how to hold my man down, be a wifey,
> cook and clean unlike these fucking white girls -
> who are good at microwaving shit and spending
> money that probably their fucking dads give them.
> I don't see blacks nor Spanish people shooting up
> schools and shit - it's you dumb fucks (white ppl)
> who do the craziest shit and you want to judge us
> for trying to save money on toilet paper - get the
> fuck out of here.
>
>
> Ok now go ahead you dumb shits - let the shit
> talking begin - and kiss my ass cause I can give
> two shits what you say: you hide behind your
> little computer but when when a nigga or a Spanish
> person runs up on u - you AJ t got shit to say. So
> keep it coming you dumb fucks :)


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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: LetsRock ()
Date: June 11, 2013 02:14PM

Justsaying Wrote:
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> @Letsrock - I went to FHS - thanks for pointing
> that out. Also, I'm pretty sure there are other
> races besides white people at these schools, that
> have been shot up. So - what other smart shit do
> you have to say? You're comment was retarded- keep
> it moving. Jobs? Mmmm, I'm pretty sure I got a
> good career going :) now, if I can get free shit,
> why the fuck not? Saves me money - money is money.
> Shit around here has gotten crazy expensive, every
> dollar saved is good enough. Thanks for your input
> / I felt so offended :)


I bet you are the type to cruise the sample stations at Costco instead of spending the $1.50 for the hotdog and soda at the snack bar.

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Re: Toilet Paper Giveway at Celebrate Fairfax!
Posted by: Rockin ()
Date: June 11, 2013 02:17PM

Just saying Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Shut the fuck up about blacks and Latinos - shit I
> rather be fucking Latina and know how to wipe my
> ass, know how to hold my man down, be a wifey,
> cook and clean unlike these fucking white girls -
> who are good at microwaving shit and spending
> money that probably their fucking dads give them.
> I don't see blacks nor Spanish people shooting up
> schools and shit - it's you dumb fucks (white ppl)
> who do the craziest shit and you want to judge us
> for trying to save money on toilet paper - get the
> fuck out of here.
>
>
> Ok now go ahead you dumb shits - let the shit
> talking begin - and kiss my ass cause I can give
> two shits what you say: you hide behind your
> little computer but when when a nigga or a Spanish
> person runs up on u - you AJ t got shit to say. So
> keep it coming you dumb fucks :)




You pissed off because that free toilet paper was as rough as sandpaper? Did a finger break through on the first wipe? Don't get pissed at me because your free toilet paper sucks.

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