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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I am the guy who take your order outside. When I see car full of white guys pull up I give secret code to hombres inside who proceed to smear boogers on your orders. HASTA LA VISTA.
Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Don't spit in that cop's burger.
pff... who even eats at McDonald's' anymore? i mean... seriously, not even Ronald McDonald eats there anymore! maybe he feasts on people who eat at McDonald's'.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."