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Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: dog lover (but not like that) ()
Date: May 14, 2013 09:35AM

Why are there so many missing dog signs everywhere? when I was a kid and our dog ran off on a walk or whatever, he always turned up, no matter how far away.

I think its becuase all the dogs couped up in apartments are so fucking miserable? they are probably all in a dog camp in the woods somewhere!

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: Velma ()
Date: May 14, 2013 09:40AM

So many Asians.

Mystery solved Scooby.

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: fify ()
Date: May 14, 2013 10:06AM

Velma Wrote:
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> So many Asians.
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> Mystery solved Scooby.


I believe the correct trollish usage response should read "Why so many Asian restaurants?"

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: canine ()
Date: May 14, 2013 10:07AM

There are so many lost dogs because there are so many stupid and careless people. Too busy texting about their stupid lives to look out for their pets.

I've had dogs for 40 years and have never lost one to Asians or anything else, except old age.

That's because my dogs are my best friends and they take priority over EVERYTHING, including my job.

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: Lost sign ()
Date: May 14, 2013 10:13AM

What is a dog sign and why are they missing?

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: Asain Dog Lover ()
Date: May 14, 2013 10:53AM

fify Wrote:
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> Velma Wrote:
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> > So many Asians.
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> > Mystery solved Scooby.
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> I believe the correct trollish usage response
> should read "Why so many Asian restaurants?"


Home cooking better than restaurant!

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: kungfu ()
Date: May 14, 2013 11:05AM

What you silly fucking hillbillys don't seem to understand is the following.

Yes, Asians eat dogs (and much worse) in Asia. It's called survival, not because they like the taste or whatever. It's protein and necessary to live.

Once they reach US soil, most acquire a taste for "american" food. My favorite rib joint is always packed with Asians whenever I go.

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: Mclovin ()
Date: May 14, 2013 11:30AM

this is why
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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: Stop-Stoop-Scoop ()
Date: May 14, 2013 03:41PM

All of the dog signs in my neighborhood are intact and in place. These are the ones that ask you to pick up your dog's shit, correct?
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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: roll over ()
Date: May 14, 2013 03:59PM

I fake scoop. I lean over with my plastic bag and pretend to pick it up. No way I am carrying around a bag of hot fresh dog turds.

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: SCOOBY SMOKING DOOBY ()
Date: May 14, 2013 04:07PM

Velma Wrote:
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> So many Asians.
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> Mystery solved Scooby.


Uh, Scooby is missing also!!!

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: May 14, 2013 08:25PM

From reading Bleh's recent posts, it appears that he's running into them on the bus, a doctor's office, heck even the dentist. Could be legit, who knows?

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Re: Why so many missing dog signs
Posted by: Yeah Buddy ()
Date: May 14, 2013 09:38PM

Mclovin Wrote:
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> this is why


Now that is hot....

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