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No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: imbiker ()
Date: April 19, 2013 08:58PM

Well the mooselem terrorist Dzhokhar failed, went out with a whimper, not with allahu akbar.

Mr allahu is not happy with you Dzhokhar no virgins for you! Your get to get San Fran and the Castro for eternity!

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: Marvinn ()
Date: April 19, 2013 09:03PM

Can I have his virgins?

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: jokes on them ()
Date: April 19, 2013 10:43PM

The funny thing is these people expect to have their way with the virgins. Guess what? They are virgins because THEY DO NOT PUT OUT. There is no reason to believe the virgins will change their ways just because some smelly sand ni**** wants to have his way with them. In fact given how they treat women while they are alive, it would be expected that in the afterlife the women would turn the tables and just taunt them.

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: Leonard ()
Date: April 19, 2013 10:56PM



LOL. That was very, very, funny.

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: M. Ali ()
Date: April 19, 2013 11:06PM

He may not get his virgins, but there are plenty of libs here like GB and GerryManderer2 who'd be happy to service him during conjugal visits in prison.

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: putinfudgepacksputas ()
Date: April 20, 2013 12:26AM

Marvinn Wrote:
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> Can I have his virgins?

He was a little confoosed. He didn't want 72 virgins. He wanted
72 virginians. Still not too late to volunteer.

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: Ogien ()
Date: April 20, 2013 12:37AM

This has what to do with Fairfax?

Can we move this to the wasteland known as Off Topic hell.

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: Prophet Muhammad ()
Date: April 21, 2013 09:20PM

The martyr Tamerlan Tsarnaev will be married to houris in Paradise. They will have dark eyes and be translucent. After he has sex with one of them, Allah will restore her virginity. He will also have access to all the young men he desires. When Johar joins him, he will receive the same.

Quran 56

Allahu akbar!

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: April 21, 2013 09:33PM

Ogien Wrote:
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> This has what to do with Fairfax?
>
> Can we move this to the wasteland known as Off
> Topic hell.

Maybe they think it was the Fairfax Marathon?

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Re: No Virgins for You Dzhokhar
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: April 21, 2013 10:58PM

jokes on them Wrote:
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> The funny thing is these people expect to have
> their way with the virgins. Guess what? They are
> virgins because THEY DO NOT PUT OUT. There is no
> reason to believe the virgins will change their
> ways just because some smelly sand ni**** wants to
> have his way with them. In fact given how they
> treat women while they are alive, it would be
> expected that in the afterlife the women would
> turn the tables and just taunt them.

Good one!

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