so I shop at the Costco in Fairfax at least once a week for groceries and literally EVERYTIME I go, there's a random creepy guy that's always walking around. Its not coincidence bc I go to costco on random days at random times and I know he doesnt work there. He is never purchasing anything. He's just roaming the aisles and singing to himself. He's a white dude, about 25, 5'5", with facial hair, and wears redskins stuff most of the time.

Anyone know who I'm talking about?

Are you stupid? or are you stupid?!

People try to steal shit at costco, and every other store in the world. So there are employees dressed as normal people that roam the aisles and look for those people that are annoying and tearing open packages and shit like that.
Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn..........

that or all the free samples

You have a lot of free time on your hands. This guy is he part of the voices?

Yeah, saw him there last weekend before the Redskins game with earphones and singing to himself. I think he just goes for the samples. He doesn't bother anyone so I don't see the need to start a thread about him. Let's focus on the serial groper for chrissakes.

probably the manager....duh

757in703 Wrote:
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> so I shop at the Costco in Fairfax at least once a
> week for groceries and literally EVERYTIME I go,
> there's a random creepy guy that's always walking
> around. Its not coincidence bc I go to costco on
> random days at random times and I know he doesnt
> work there. He is never purchasing anything. He's
> just roaming the aisles and singing to himself.
> He's a white dude, about 25, 5'5", with facial
> hair, and wears redskins stuff most of the time.
>
>
> Anyone know who I'm talking about?

The dude is your long-lost fucking cousin. Don't you recognize the family resemblance, asshole? LOL

I don't work at that location, but he would be "Loss Prevention". So don't try anything, we're watching you.

Thanks for alerting everyone of this guy. At best, he's a thief. At worst, he's probably a pedophile trying to kidnap one of the little Asian kids running around the store. Whatever the case, I'll be keeping my eyes open as I frequent this place often and I bring my 2 kids.

Really people. The guy probably has special needs or something and enjoys his time there. Don't old people walk around the mall for exercise in the morning? Might seem weird or crazy to you, but did you see him touching anyone, bothering anyone or even talking to anyone??? Such assholes in this world will look for anything to get on people about.

http://www.trutv.com/shows/caught-red-handed/index.html

yourmom Wrote:
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> Thanks for alerting everyone of this guy. At
> best, he's a thief. At worst, he's probably a
> pedophile trying to kidnap one of the little Asian
> kids running around the store. Whatever the case,
> I'll be keeping my eyes open as I frequent this
> place often and I bring my 2 kids.

What is wrong with you? He's probably harmless. You, on the other hand, I'd watch out for.

Thanks for alerting everyone of this guy. At best, he's a thief. At worst, he's probably a pedophile trying to kidnap one of the little Asian kids running around the store. Whatever the case, I'll be keeping my eyes open as I frequent this place often and I bring my 2 kids.


Puhlease...get over yourself, Vigilante Mom...no one gives a damn about your out-of-control little spawn.

h4x Wrote:
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> that or all the free samples


I am always humored to watch the people that circle the free sample stands - like seagulls in the sky. Waiting for a morsel to fall off the Foreman grill and onto the serving plate.

I would rather have a hundred of these guys than five of those pushy asians who ram into you with shopping carts and scream at each other when they are only three feet apart. That Costco is full of them, they run around like the last helicopter is leaving Vietnam

if it is the same guy every time then it isn't a random guy, learn what words mean jackass

How many times do I have to say it, he's "Loss Prevention". Not some pedophile (hopefully not) and not a fresh discharge from the Lamb Center, but an undercover security guard. What you should really be worrying about are the crazen asians using shopping carts.

costco = saturday afternoon lunch buffet

 

he's merely an avatar. if you speak to him, he doesn't respond. if you try to touch him, your hand goes through him.

I suspect this thread would have turned out differently if the OP didn't say the guy was white.

Maybe it's because he's from the 757 VA beach area...and that place is just creepy and dirty...