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My dear buddy
Posted by:
Funny Dude
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Date: October 28, 2012 12:05AM
So my co-worker and buddy invites me out for a drink yesterday. Even though I had no specific plans, I politely declined without stating reasons, but I was glad anyways because my squeeze had just sent me a text insisting she wanted to see me because she couldn't somehow break free from her controlling beau!
Then I went home later to my wife with a big smile which I attributed to my pay day, and we made some love and went to sleep.
Today the buddy calls me up and wants to see me in person to discuss something very serious and personal. As nervous as I was, I said okay because I know I might be able to get out any trouble knowing that I out-weighed him by at least 20 lbs and have been in much better shape, physically.
After a long session of bitching, moaning and whatever else, he finally says to my amusement, "You are probably the only one of my friends that my girlfriend has't fucked yet."
I really felt touched and moved, and to some extent ashamed at the expectations. But driving back home that night and laughing my ass off, I realized that just the previous night, I had sprayed the very same cute face and her hair with my cum after fucking her like it was going out of style.
No doubt that I can attest to the fact that Virginia is for lovers. But as a Marylander TODAY, I just want to go to sleep right now and dream about the buddy's younger sister who is a senior in college. Man I'd love to teach her some good stuff!
Then I went home later to my wife with a big smile which I attributed to my pay day, and we made some love and went to sleep.
Today the buddy calls me up and wants to see me in person to discuss something very serious and personal. As nervous as I was, I said okay because I know I might be able to get out any trouble knowing that I out-weighed him by at least 20 lbs and have been in much better shape, physically.
After a long session of bitching, moaning and whatever else, he finally says to my amusement, "You are probably the only one of my friends that my girlfriend has't fucked yet."
I really felt touched and moved, and to some extent ashamed at the expectations. But driving back home that night and laughing my ass off, I realized that just the previous night, I had sprayed the very same cute face and her hair with my cum after fucking her like it was going out of style.
No doubt that I can attest to the fact that Virginia is for lovers. But as a Marylander TODAY, I just want to go to sleep right now and dream about the buddy's younger sister who is a senior in college. Man I'd love to teach her some good stuff!
Re: My dear buddy
Posted by:
lazy guy
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Date: October 28, 2012 12:13AM
cool story bro!! No one gives a shit
Re: My dear buddy
Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: October 28, 2012 12:15AM
Funny Dude Wrote:
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> So my co-worker and buddy invites me out for a
> drink yesterday. Even though I had no specific
> plans, I politely declined without stating
> reasons, but I was glad anyways because my squeeze
> had just sent me a text insisting she wanted to
> see me because she couldn't somehow break free
> from her controlling beau!
>
> Then I went home later to my wife with a big smile
> which I attributed to my pay day, and we made some
> love and went to sleep.
>
> Today the buddy calls me up and wants to see me in
> person to discuss something very serious and
> personal. As nervous as I was, I said okay because
> I know I might be able to get out any trouble
> knowing that I out-weighed him by at least 20 lbs
> and have been in much better shape, physically.
>
> After a long session of bitching, moaning and
> whatever else, he finally says to my amusement,
> "You are probably the only one of my friends that
> my girlfriend has't fucked yet."
>
> I really felt touched and moved, and to some
> extent ashamed at the expectations. But driving
> back home that night and laughing my ass off, I
> realized that just the previous night, I had
> sprayed the very same cute face and her hair with
> my cum after fucking her like it was going out of
> style.
>
> No doubt that I can attest to the fact that
> Virginia is for lovers. But as a Marylander
> TODAY, I just want to go to sleep right now and
> dream about the buddy's younger sister who is a
> senior in college. Man I'd love to teach her some
> good stuff!
You're full of shit.
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> So my co-worker and buddy invites me out for a
> drink yesterday. Even though I had no specific
> plans, I politely declined without stating
> reasons, but I was glad anyways because my squeeze
> had just sent me a text insisting she wanted to
> see me because she couldn't somehow break free
> from her controlling beau!
>
> Then I went home later to my wife with a big smile
> which I attributed to my pay day, and we made some
> love and went to sleep.
>
> Today the buddy calls me up and wants to see me in
> person to discuss something very serious and
> personal. As nervous as I was, I said okay because
> I know I might be able to get out any trouble
> knowing that I out-weighed him by at least 20 lbs
> and have been in much better shape, physically.
>
> After a long session of bitching, moaning and
> whatever else, he finally says to my amusement,
> "You are probably the only one of my friends that
> my girlfriend has't fucked yet."
>
> I really felt touched and moved, and to some
> extent ashamed at the expectations. But driving
> back home that night and laughing my ass off, I
> realized that just the previous night, I had
> sprayed the very same cute face and her hair with
> my cum after fucking her like it was going out of
> style.
>
> No doubt that I can attest to the fact that
> Virginia is for lovers. But as a Marylander
> TODAY, I just want to go to sleep right now and
> dream about the buddy's younger sister who is a
> senior in college. Man I'd love to teach her some
> good stuff!
You're full of shit.
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Re: My dear buddy
Posted by:
Funny_Guy
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Date: October 28, 2012 04:42AM
The only thing that would have made this story is Girl Scout Cookies. So don't wait, go out and get some today!
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Re: My dear buddy
Posted by:
Zombie Boy
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Date: October 28, 2012 06:38AM
I like turtles.
Re: My dear buddy
Posted by:
PoPo
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Date: October 28, 2012 11:57AM
Priapus Wrote:
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> Wrong forum, nitwit.
Not if it happened in Fairfax. LoL
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> Wrong forum, nitwit.
Not if it happened in Fairfax. LoL
Re: My dear buddy
Posted by:
Author sucks
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Date: October 28, 2012 12:10PM
Dude this story makes no sense. You dont even mention the relation of the "squeeze" and your buddy. Learn how to write, go to the learning annex and get schooled son.