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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Low Prices on Automotive Repair Services
Posted by:
Nissan Technician
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Date: July 17, 2008 10:13PM
Browns Fairfax Nissan has lowered their prices on Automotive Services. We work on all makes and models!! Come check us out, give us a chance to prove our excellence!
Browns Fairfax Nissan
11000 Main St.
Fairfax VA 22030
Browns Fairfax Nissan
11000 Main St.
Fairfax VA 22030
Re: Low Prices on Automotive Repair Services
Posted by:
Browns sucks
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Date: November 18, 2010 11:26PM
Stop spamming our forum with you stupid shit. FUCK BROWNS.
The $259 for a mileage optimization is complete horseshit.
Alignment = $70.
Oil change with 5 quarts of shit oil = $25.
Tire rotation while on alignment rack = 5 min labor x $95/hr = $7.91 (at least balance the wheels you lazy fucks)
Tires filled with nitrogen = BULLSHIT with no value
Airfilter = $15-25. and check what? At least pull the MAF and clean it...lazy fags
Check brakes = 1 min labor while you have wheels off.
Check suspension = 1 min labor while in the air and performing alignment
"Computer check" = "is the engine light on? No. okay" OR at most, check OBD version and spend 5 min updating = 10 min labor at $95/hr = $15.83
Grand total: $138.74 of work for $259.95. *** FUCK YOU****
At least clean the MAF, check vacuum lines, replace spark plugs, and run BG injector flush if you want to increase mileage. Oh, and balance the goddamned tires.
Brown's clearly doesn't know shit about cars. What a rip off.
One day free rental with "major service," yet you don't define "major service." Nice way to set yourselves up to arbitrarily deny this coupon.
20% off already over priced flushes? No thanks. Your tech takes 10 minutes to pull my car into shop, hook up machine, dump BG products into it, pushes buttons, and walks away.
None of your coupons have a valid expiration. "45 days" after receipt for an internet coupon isn't a valid expiration date.
Dude, clean up your fuckin act. Next time I have to give you this sort of business advice, I'm charging. This is your one free business marketing analysis.
Fire who ever does your marketing. No wonder all of the private shops I work for are mopping the floor with dealerships.
If you had spent 5 min researching the use of social networking to market products and services, you would have known that this campaign would fall flat on its face.
The $259 for a mileage optimization is complete horseshit.
Alignment = $70.
Oil change with 5 quarts of shit oil = $25.
Tire rotation while on alignment rack = 5 min labor x $95/hr = $7.91 (at least balance the wheels you lazy fucks)
Tires filled with nitrogen = BULLSHIT with no value
Airfilter = $15-25. and check what? At least pull the MAF and clean it...lazy fags
Check brakes = 1 min labor while you have wheels off.
Check suspension = 1 min labor while in the air and performing alignment
"Computer check" = "is the engine light on? No. okay" OR at most, check OBD version and spend 5 min updating = 10 min labor at $95/hr = $15.83
Grand total: $138.74 of work for $259.95. *** FUCK YOU****
At least clean the MAF, check vacuum lines, replace spark plugs, and run BG injector flush if you want to increase mileage. Oh, and balance the goddamned tires.
Brown's clearly doesn't know shit about cars. What a rip off.
One day free rental with "major service," yet you don't define "major service." Nice way to set yourselves up to arbitrarily deny this coupon.
20% off already over priced flushes? No thanks. Your tech takes 10 minutes to pull my car into shop, hook up machine, dump BG products into it, pushes buttons, and walks away.
None of your coupons have a valid expiration. "45 days" after receipt for an internet coupon isn't a valid expiration date.
Dude, clean up your fuckin act. Next time I have to give you this sort of business advice, I'm charging. This is your one free business marketing analysis.
Fire who ever does your marketing. No wonder all of the private shops I work for are mopping the floor with dealerships.
If you had spent 5 min researching the use of social networking to market products and services, you would have known that this campaign would fall flat on its face.
Re: Low Prices on Automotive Repair Services
Posted by:
another
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Date: February 23, 2011 08:32PM
EB3
Re: Low Prices on Automotive Repair Services
Posted by:
EGOD
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Date: March 24, 2011 01:50AM
Fuck you Browns looser employee, you are a failure and work for a used car dealer, get the fuck outta here and go back to wearing kmart polo shirts with a shity car company on it.....chump
Re: Low Prices on Automotive Repair Services
Posted by:
ProVallone
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Date: March 24, 2011 12:44PM
Let us pray:
God, please allow the service department of Browns Fairfax Nissan to catch fire and explode, burning alive all the fucking spamming motherfucking douchebags,until they can all fit into the ashtray of one of those piece of shit deathtrap Nissans.
Thank you, Lord, I promise to kill a chicken for you, if my prayer is answered.
God, please allow the service department of Browns Fairfax Nissan to catch fire and explode, burning alive all the fucking spamming motherfucking douchebags,until they can all fit into the ashtray of one of those piece of shit deathtrap Nissans.
Thank you, Lord, I promise to kill a chicken for you, if my prayer is answered.
Re: Low Prices on Automotive Repair Services
Posted by:
L8Shift
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Date: March 26, 2011 10:06PM
ProVallone Wrote:
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> Let us pray:
> God, please allow the service department of Browns
> Fairfax Nissan to catch fire and explode, burning
> alive all the fucking spamming motherfucking
> douchebags,until they can all fit into the ashtray
> of one of those piece of shit deathtrap Nissans.
> Thank you, Lord, I promise to kill a chicken for
> you, if my prayer is answered.
You forgot about the sales depts., new, used, and parts...
Let Us PraY!
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> Let us pray:
> God, please allow the service department of Browns
> Fairfax Nissan to catch fire and explode, burning
> alive all the fucking spamming motherfucking
> douchebags,until they can all fit into the ashtray
> of one of those piece of shit deathtrap Nissans.
> Thank you, Lord, I promise to kill a chicken for
> you, if my prayer is answered.
You forgot about the sales depts., new, used, and parts...
Let Us PraY!