ChuckHoffman claims off topic is the ghetto of ffu and he's leaving.

Harry, forget you new Hampshire presidential primary we need you here at home in our ghetto, as chuck puts it, more than ever.

HARRY TUTTLE FOR OFF TOPIC!!!

I support Harry Tuttle's nomination for king of the hill shitheap. He makes more sense than Mr. Misery, and he's less combustible than eesh.

Harry Tuttle 4 King! Wrote:
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> I support Harry Tuttle's nomination for king of
> the hill shitheap. He makes more sense than Mr.
> Misery, and he's less combustible than eesh.


Ohhh I think I found the first anon chuckHoffman post!

Shucks. I've been found out.

maybe i need to eliminate the capitals and punctuation and run everything together in one long breathless sentence

tuttle 4 king!!!!

Ugghh... What do I have to do?

Signatures are for fags

Why does he have to be the king? Why not some other title, like Caesar, Kaiser, or Tsar? (All linguistically related, by the way; the shadow of the Roman Empire was a long one.)

Maybe Padishah Emperor? "The Padishah Emperor Harry Tuttle I" has quite a nice ring to it.

Or how about Il Duce or Führer? Perhaps "Harry Tuttle, Der Führer des FFXUntermenschen."

"Heil Harry" has an almost friendly sound to it, kinda like you're saying "Hi, Harry."

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Ugghh... What do I have to do?


Everything.

Now shut up and get busy.