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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:26AM

............starting NOW!

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:33AM


Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ............starting NOW!


yOU GUYS STAY UP REALLY LATE...LIKE 4AM
i CAN'T DO THAT.i HAVE SHIT TO DO TOMORROW.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:38AM

what are you so upset about, Coner? And why did you call me a Spic, and retarded?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:39AM

i am here. just finished getting some model cement out of my pubic hair.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2011 12:39AM by Brown Eye Blind.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:40AM

I have glitter in my eyebrows, dood.

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> i am here. just finished getting some model cement
> out of my pubic hair.

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:45AM

watch out for da glitta. it can clog da pores.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:49AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> i am here. just finished getting some model cement
> out of my pubic hair.


peanut butter works wonders.

yeefuckinghaw

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:51AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I have glitter in my eyebrows, dood.


fancyian' stippers is hard work at times.

yeefuckinghaw

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:53AM

I just ate a really bad hotdog. Here's a pointer, guise: Never be thrifty when it comes to 'dogs.......a bad hotdog is just awful......especially when you eat it with a bad bun. I got bad hotdogs and bad buns. Lesson of the night: you get what you pay for when it comes to 'dogs and buns.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:53AM

i just used some wd40. i use it for everything. best cleaner and stain remover on the market. now I smell all industrial - like a tool and dye maker.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:54AM

Never scrimp on toilet papes either, buddy....

I've always loved the smell of the UUD-40...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:55AM

I love UB40

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:55AM

not really

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:55AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> i just used some wd40. i use it for everything.
> best cleaner and stain remover on the market. now
> I smell all industrial - like a tool and dye
> maker.


WD40 is the best!!

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:56AM

no conie-fer, you are the best. grrrrrrrrrrrr.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:57AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I just ate a really bad hotdog. Here's a pointer,
> guise: Never be thrifty when it comes to
> 'dogs.......a bad hotdog is just
> awful......especially when you eat it with a bad
> bun. I got bad hotdogs and bad buns. Lesson of the
> night: you get what you pay for when it comes to
> 'dogs and buns.


+1

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 12:57AM

Aswad is better


Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:24AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I love UB40


i was gonna say.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:38AM

nkoma a gogo was a good UB40 track mrbra

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:40AM

guess what.........I just had another kernel panic. What should I do, guise?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:40AM


Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:42AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> draw a comic


mos def

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:52AM

the blacks are being extra loud tonight.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:56AM

hey buddies, check out the tunes in my Bim Skala Bim thread.....lemme no what you thingk

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:58AM

I'll leyyu no in like 1.5 hrs ok buddy? great...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hey buddies, check out the tunes in my Bim Skala
> Bim thread.....lemme no what you thingk

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 21, 2011 01:59AM

I'm sober as a judge, Hare-Bear...

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 02:31AM

I'm sorry to hear that... (I heard it because I read out-loud... That's how I read, y'all)...

I'm sober too, buddy...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 21, 2011 04:17AM

so mizo goes to bed like 2ish? and he created a during dark thread? thats like 10 packets of Mott's weaksauce right there.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 04:19AM

It's becuase he's "sober" now... He goes to bed at Grandma time..

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 21, 2011 04:22AM

My Winnie Cooper died...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:21AM

After Dark Club open for business, guise.




Don't think anyone's gonna show up tonight. Feels really dead in here.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:31AM

where's everybody at

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:37AM

What's that in your belly button?




Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:46AM


Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:53AM

it's a cold night in the ghetto.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:59AM

It is dead. The universal solvent of human technology, encompassed only by the foresight of the human mind. For eons, the denizens of this earthly realm have been plagued by the onslought of crass underbelly of the granite masquerade and its gossamer robe. Tragically, this phenomenon is not exclusive to the lambigoidal region of the Prime Meridian. Eat, sleep, and be Mary, y'guise...

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:59AM


Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:00AM

just doesn't feel like a Friday night, does it Harry?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:02AM

Shurfine rice, buddday...

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:04AM

think I'll make myself some nooodles

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:05AM

Bongiorno budddaaayy

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:05AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It is dead. The universal solvent of human
> technology, encompassed only by the foresight of
> the human mind. For eons, the denizens of this
> earthly realm have been plagued by the onslought
> of crass underbelly of the granite masquerade and
> its gossamer robe. Tragically, this phenomenon is
> not exclusive to the lambigoidal region of the
> Prime Meridian. Eat, sleep, and be Mary,
> y'guise...





Is this part of the Tuttle Manifesto? It feels like the writings of a serial killer or Unabomber copycat.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: King Tutt ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:21AM

All Hail King Tutt




file.php?40,file=28477,filename=main.jpg

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:25AM

had the noodels. THey were a'ight.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:48AM

g'night guise.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 22, 2011 03:02AM

it's finally midnight here. losers.

yeefuckinghaw

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:34AM

Cblubs' oPen......wheroe's everyodboydy at???

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:34AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Cblubs' oPen......wheroe's everyodboydy at???


right cheer mizo right cheer

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:35AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Cblubs' oPen......wheroe's everyodboydy at???


Here Miz!!

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:37AM

I feel Alias' presence. My neck hairs are standing up.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:38AM

who wantos to tread the minutes oif ofur last meating?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:39AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I feel Alias' presence. My neck hairs are standing
> up.


i feel it too, but it isnt my neck hairs that are standing up.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:39AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> who wantos to tread the minutes oif ofur last
> meating?


fuck that shit, i hate bagels

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:40AM

ladioas and genkltolemoan, bb has the folooor

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:42AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> ladioas and genkltolemoan, bb has the folooor


im lactose intolerant but you dont see me crying. i also have an unnatural fear of bread and being alone.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:44AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I feel Alias' presence. My neck hairs are
> standing
> > up.
>
>
> i feel it too, but it isnt my neck hairs that are
> standing up.

Lol

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: ееsh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:44AM

I'm watching porn in my hot tub Miz. What you doing, bra?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:44AM

im going to go introduce my mouth to some drugs. the foloor is opne

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:45AM

eating hotdogios

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:45AM

drugs fori everiobrybody!!!!!

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 12:47AM


Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: ееsh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 01:43AM

Conie Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I feel Alias' presence. My neck hairs are
> > standing
> > > up.
> >
> >
> > i feel it too, but it isnt my neck hairs that
> are
> > standing up.
>
> Lol


Conie, I'm standing up for you, baaaabee.

IMPOSTOR ACCOUNT WITH CYRILLIC CHARACTERS

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 02:10AM

i went tio sleeop but I'm back now, the blacks upstaoirs woke me upl, wyall


thanks bnlacks

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 02:30AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i went tio sleeop but I'm back now, the blacks
> upstaoirs woke me upl, wyall
>
>
> thanks bnlacks


the scary part about this story is that there is no upstairs.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: ееsh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 02:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> i went tio sleeop but I'm back now, the blacks
> upstaoirs woke me upl, wyall
>
>
> thanks bnlacks


I try to sleep but I keep thinking about Alias.


Send those bnlacks over here.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 02:35AM

i have 3 pairs of shoes so shut the fuck up.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 23, 2011 02:37AM

please refrain from touching my bassets

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: ееsh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 02:45AM

can i touch your bagel?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Imposter ()
Date: January 23, 2011 09:10AM

ееsh Wrote:
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> can i touch your bagel?


Imposter eesh.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 23, 2011 03:29PM

FUUIUU, impostor eesh is infinitely more funny than eesh original.

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Billycrackcorn ()
Date: January 23, 2011 03:39PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> . This place used to be
> jumpin' late at night. It used to be me, Harry
> Tuttle, Alias, eesh and bloody blisters running
> the place after midnight.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Like entrusting the crew of the SS Minnow to navigate a crude oil barge through the Panama Canal.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Hаrry Tuttle ()
Date: January 23, 2011 03:40PM

King Tutt is obviously eesh.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Imposter ()
Date: January 23, 2011 04:11PM

Hаrry Tuttle Wrote:
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> King Tutt is obviously eesh.


Imposter Harry Tuttle

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 23, 2011 04:18PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> FUUIUU, impostor eesh is infinitely more funny
> than eesh original.

I agree with you, Harry. I hope we hear more from this fellow.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: January 23, 2011 04:32PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FUUIUU, impostor eesh is infinitely more funny
> > than eesh original.
>
> I agree with you, Harry. I hope we hear more from
> this fellow.

That's two too many eeshes for me.
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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Genuflect ()
Date: January 23, 2011 07:49PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> think I'll make myself some nooodles


================================================================================
Beep, Beep, Looser status officially confirmed.......

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:39PM

Genuflect Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > think I'll make myself some nooodles
>
>
> ==================================================
> ==============================
> Beep, Beep, Looser status officially
> confirmed.......

what the fuck's wrong with noodles, you smarmy sonofabitch?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:40PM

DOOD! Is the rumour true!? Is the FUAD thread open 20 minutes early twonite!?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> what the fuck's wrong with noodles, you smarmy
> sonofabitch?

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:42PM

HAOY MIUZO! SWOULD I WACTH THE BICYOYCLE THEIRF TONIGTHE!> OR SHODUL I SAVSE ISTF FOR ANOTUHER NIGTREW!?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:44PM

FUAD IS open 20 minutes early, because I have to go to bed soon. SO let's get it on..

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:44PM

who wants to read the minutes?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:45PM

Hear ye hear ye. and over the fruited plains... I'm strong to the finish when I eat my spinache... from sea to shining sea.

Amen

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> who wants to read the minutes?

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:46PM

Why you going to bed early, brew? You gotta stay up and chill with your brewhams...

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:49PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why you going to bed early, brew? You gotta stay
> up and chill with your brewhams...


I gots to get up by 1pm tomorrow......way early.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:53PM

OWL OH OWL!

That's funny dood.... Gud four yiou man...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:53PM

Hey I heard the blacks below me screaming real loud and fighting.... Then they got quiet... I wonder if they killed each other?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:55PM

Whatever happened to the ammonia smell?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 23, 2011 11:56PM

the blacks above me have been suspiciously quiet tonight. What should I do?




I actually took the plunger and knocked against the ceiling last night. I'm officially an old lady, guise. It was only 12:30am.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:00AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Whatever happened to the ammonia smell?


Went away... maybe I experience olfactory accommodation... I don't think I'll ever know for shur...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I actually took the plunger and knocked against
> the ceiling last night. I'm officially an old
> lady, guise. It was only 12:30am.


LOOOOL! I stomped real hard on my floor with the heel of my foot... It rattled the hole billding yawl

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:13AM

you ever think how weird it is.......that most of us live stacked on top of each other, with just a thin layer of drywall between us......it's unsettling.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: ееsh ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:16AM

Miz, does Tuttle live in your building?

He's a black, you know.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:17AM

It's kinda neet... We're so helplessly dependent on one another... it's beautiful...

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:18AM

Hey imposter eesh, odd question, do you use a Macintosh?

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:18AM

FONE-eesh!

ееsh Wrote:
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> Miz, does Tuttle live in your building?
>
> He's a black, you know.

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:27AM

Mizo gone sleepin'?

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Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:34AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Mizo gone sleepin'?

not yet, broham. I'm eating Cheez-Its right now.

what did you do today, guise? I painted three paintings. I hope they're dry by tomorrow.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:35AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> what did you do today, guise? I painted three
> paintings. I hope they're dry by tomorrow.





Nothing really, watched Machete on iTunes. Pretty funny film.

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:37AM

I've been meaning to watch that... Did you watch Predators? How did that turn out?

eesh Wrote:
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> Nothing really, watched Machete on iTunes. Pretty
> funny film.

Signatures are for fags

Re: Fairfax Underground After Dark
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 24, 2011 12:39AM

Predators was AWESOME.

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