I've noticed the past few days that Fairfax Underground has been pretty much deserted after a certain hour at night. This place used to be jumpin' late at night. It used to be me, Harry Tuttle, Alias, eesh and bloody blisters running the place after midnight. But lately........nuthin'. So this is the thread to post in late at night and into the wee hours of the morning. This is the place to be after dark. This is the late-nite buddies club. You may not post in this thread between the hours of 6:00am and 12:00am.

Welcome to Fairfax Underground After Dark. Let's keep it clean and have some fun.



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screw you guys.

I miss bloody blisters.

seems like such a long time that he's posted here.

it's not midnight here.

yeefuckinghaw

welcome to Fairfax Underground After Dark, Conie. But it looks like it's just you and me. It looks like this place is dead.

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> it's not midnight here.


then get THE HELL OUT.


and please come back when it's midnight where you are. Thank you and god bless.

I'm usually on late (very). Too risky to go on this site while at work. Eesh could post a nudie tranny .gif and there would be no warning....



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wut

Blessed are the murderous.

hey eesh, themuse thinks I'm you. What did you do to her?

one bitchin threads. the concept alone almost got the TVCD 2 stamps of approval but then our minds were changed. keep working hard there.

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Nothing. She is crazy all on her own.

Blessed are the murderous.

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I thought she was for real. Now I'm starting to have my doubts.....she may be a character after all.

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> wut


Really?

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its cool Sf, i only like to look at nudie tranny .gifs when im at home too.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=27893,filename=Hot_chick_surprise.gif



Was posted in the "fetish thread" by Eesh. Could care less, just don't lie about it.

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wut really

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im here, im queer, and im going to bed. oh and alias is my cousin and we have sexual relations. good night.

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> care less, just don't lie about it.



I didn't remember that one, I post so many gifs and pics. I'm not sure what happened in that gif, is she really a tranny? He/she doesn't look like a tranny, she has killer boobs and a feminine body and face.

To be fair though, that was in the fetish thread with other NSFW pics and topics. It isn't like that gif was posted in one of the many Sarah Palin threads or serious threads.

Blessed are the murderous.

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wut really^10

Blessed are the murderous.

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> Could
> > care less, just don't lie about it.
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> I didn't remember that one, I post so many gifs
> and pics. I'm not sure what happened in that gif,
> is she really a tranny? He/she doesn't look like a
> tranny, she has killer boobs and a feminine body
> and face.
>

I'm guessing it is a tranny on account of the cock.

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> I'm guessing it is a tranny on account of the
> cock.


Hermaphrodite.

Blessed are the murderous.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im here, im queer, and im going to bed. oh and
> alias is my cousin and we have sexual relations.
> good night.


cousins... removed a few times.
nothing untoward going on.

definitely a tranny... I'm kind of an expert on this subject..

Hay guis1 I'km in the vlub now! And' im eating!

Anyone still here?

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6:36am

Blame it on Ambien. We're all in need of more sleep. The doctors have provided prescriptions so we're now able to sleep. No more need to stay up past midnight. If I'm up and posting after midnight, it's because I have a boatload of crap on my mind and sleeping during those moments, just isn't my thing.

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> Too risky to go on this site while at work. Eesh could post a nudie
> tranny .gif and there would be no warning....


Unfortunate and true

So what happens if we post after 6 a.m.??!!??! :D

Blame it on sex, some of us are finally getting laid.

i found a flaw in this thread. wouldnt after dark be daylight?

Oh snap! Blisters is right!

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> Oh snap! Blisters is right!


Not really.

It's just that "After It Gets Dark" is just too long

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you're stupid. after dark is daylight. if you are so worried about the length, why not just say dark? cant get much short than a one syllable word. i dont know why i bother arguing with a "woman" that probably thinks dark is a two syllable word anyway.

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> > long
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> you're stupid. after dark is daylight. if you are
> so worried about the length, why not just say
> dark? cant get much short than a one syllable
> word. i dont know why i bother arguing with a
> "woman" that probably thinks dark is a two
> syllable word anyway.


I'm not worried about the length.

I'll take any length right now.

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> > > long
> >
> >
> > you're stupid. after dark is daylight. if you
> are
> > so worried about the length, why not just say
> > dark? cant get much short than a one syllable
> > word. i dont know why i bother arguing with a
> > "woman" that probably thinks dark is a two
> > syllable word anyway.
>
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> I'm not worried about the length.
>
> I'll take any length right now.


conie, please take your length/width/circumference fantasies somewhere else.
stay away from my cousin, you tart.

NOT a tranny.

REAL men don't have to bend over to see their
cocks, because they hang off the front of us.

DEFINITELY NOT real !

I'll frogrive the afact that you guise broke the goldenl rule of Fairofaxo Undeorgiound Afterr Dark Club by oposting after 5am; just thios ione time


sooooooooooool, bud dbud buddieys!!!! It'ls 1am and it's a Satiordayo Night! WHoere my dog s at???'

wherle's everoybody at??? The club is opoen

come ono, lets' paroity!!!!!!!!!.

fwehree my dbuddious at????

mr. misery,

bloody blisters and i are here.
we are being discreet.

OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!!!!

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Dim the lights, bitches...

It's about to get weird up in here...

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AWWWWWWWWWW, YEAHHHHHHHH, boi!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOTS A NICE APARTMENT IN A SOMEWHAT GHETTO PART O' TOWN REPRESENTIN'!!!!!!! It's after hous, yalll!!!!!!

Let's have soeme fun and keolp it vclean, guise!!!!!
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I must say, y'all...

Jane2 is so OBVIOUSLY eesh.....

Whaddaya say?

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excuse me, where's the ladies room?

yeefuckinghaw

what about NicoleH.......What every haplened to her, guise????

Miz is all pioellled out! I'mma 'bout to take some concentrated doses of POISOOONNN!!!!!!



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Ladies....

Please address all of your biological functions in the designated "Ladies'" area..

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Hold on, yo... my celly is blowin' up...

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awwww, shit, Tuttles. You gon' catch a STP or sumpin'!!!

I got a faever.....and the only scure is PARTY AT GROUDNO ZEORO!!!!



party hearvty, my brohamds!!!!

hayu themsue! I wannta be yours STFD@!



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> excuse me, where's the ladies room?

follow me, muse.

My cellie was blowin'up b'cause my girly broke up with me!

I've got crocodile tears on my pillow, y'all!

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Yeah, eesh...


Your pet-peeve is truly inconsequential!

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> > > visited a Barnes and Noble?
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> > LOL HAHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> >
> > Granted, I'm not a British Doctor in Virginia,
> or
> > a high powered attorney like ITRADE, or upper
> > management at a homeless shelter like themuse
> > claimed, but I have been to a few places Harry
> > Tuttle. Being the no life loser that I am,
> > whenever I have gone TDY, I kill my free time
> at
> > places like Barnes and Noble, they are all the
> > same, it's like a Mcdonalds or Wal Mart for
> books
> > and magazines.
> >
> >
> >
> > > In all honesty, what does it matter if people
> > sit
> > > and read through a book? They have chairs and
> > > cafes for a reason...
> >
> >
> > Yes, and they weren't meant to be populated by
> > indigents that have no intention of buying the
> > books and magazines they thumb through.
>
>
> i do this all the time. i read for free.
> after first buying a cup of cool coffee.

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> My cellie was blowin'up b'cause my girly broke up
> with me!
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> I've got crocodile tears on my pillow, y'all!

"weepin' & wailing just like a willow, tossin' an' turnin' on my tear-stained pillow........"

this bud's for you Harle-Beaor:

HAHA TUTTLE !
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR CELL MATE WAS TAKING A CRUCIAL SHIT,
LIKE YOU WERE POSTING STRAIGHT FROM CELL BLOCK D OR SOMETHIN'.

Misz,
I'm just yankin'yer chain, y'all... My girlfriend didn't breakup with me! I don't even have one!

BSL...

What you said is way funnier than what I said.1

Stick around, won't you!?

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Where'd themuse go? Oh... wait... I know what she's doing...



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Harry.....
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> > > LOL HAHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> > >
> > > Granted, I'm not a British Doctor in
> Virginia,
> > or
> > > a high powered attorney like ITRADE, or upper
> > > management at a homeless shelter like themuse
> > > claimed, but I have been to a few places
> Harry
> > > Tuttle. Being the no life loser that I am,
> > > whenever I have gone TDY, I kill my free time
> > at
> > > places like Barnes and Noble, they are all
> the
> > > same, it's like a Mcdonalds or Wal Mart for
> > books
> > > and magazines.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > > In all honesty, what does it matter if
> people
> > > sit
> > > > and read through a book? They have chairs
> and
> > > > cafes for a reason...
> > >
> > >
> > > Yes, and they weren't meant to be populated
> by
> > > indigents that have no intention of buying
> the
> > > books and magazines they thumb through.
> >
> >
> > i do this all the time. i read for free.
> > after first buying a cup of cool coffee.


sometimes i steal godiva chocolates and little books about love.

eesh told me via pm that he had an urge to cram a mag-lite up my "rectum"....


That's weird, y'all...

Who does that?

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I've never been sodomized with a flashlight before.... that would be a totally new touch for me...



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> eesh told me via pm that he had an urge to cram a
> mag-lite up my "rectum"....
>
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> That's weird, y'all...
>
> Who does that?


Harry Tuttle told me via pm that he wants to give head to someone with AIDS so he knows what it tastes like...

That's weird, y'all...

Who does that?

Harry Tuttle....

POSSIBLY NSFW Y'ALL....

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> > Who does that?
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> Harry Tuttle told me via pm that he wants to give
> head to someone with AIDS so he knows what it
> tastes like...
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>
> Who does that?


Possibly NSFW Y'all...





















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> eesh told me via pm that he had an urge to cram a
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>
> Who does that?


apparently, eesh.

Apparently, Harry Tuttle...

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> That's weird, y'all...
>
> Who does that?

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Alias.. You are the Funktion of my love.... (Third Jimmy Edgar track in tha thred)


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Prosper Morgan, hot or not?




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Not so hot... Not diggin' the botox lips...

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> >
> > Who does that?


apparently.

I'M MAKING HASH BROWNS IN A TOASTER YA'LL !

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Are we fgoin to let leeash have the wlasr word!? I say, "hrll no!"...

I't snor siz oxclock yet! this pastry an't over1

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> Alias.. You are the Funktion of my love.... (Third
> Jimmy Edgar track in tha thred)

Harry, take me.

You wanna go to my PM box? I have one right across the street....

P.S. I am your cousin's uncle....

P.P.S. I told you it would get weird up in heeerrree!

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>
> P.P.S. I told you it would get weird up in
> heeerrree!
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my cousin's uncle was very good looking.

the blackl people above me asre STILL being LOUD. I can'tls sleopo, y'all.'

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> the blackl people above me asre STILL being LOUD.
> I can'tls sleopo, y'all.'

i thought of a clever retort... but i forgot.

IT IS NO SURPRISE !
BLACKS ARE SOME OF THE MOST INCONSIDERATE PEOPLE TO HAVE AS NEIGHBORS.

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> IT IS NO SURPRISE !
> BLACKS ARE SOME OF THE MOST INCONSIDERATE PEOPLE
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you know, I nekver considered mysself a rascits in the least, but living in close procximity to plback people really seems to bring it oiut in me. I gotta sayo.

KILL THEM... WITH KINDNESS.

Hay Miz.... What's the status on those black neighbors, ya fuckin' honky racist?

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> Hay Miz.... What's the status on those black
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I may have some racism in me, Harry (I think everyone does), but I am definitely not a honky. I am not white. I am not black. What am I? I'll never tell........tee-hee.........

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> everyone does), but I am definitely not a honky. I
> am not white. I am not black. What am I? I'll
> never tell........tee-hee.........


What are you Miz? are you Puerto Rican? Are you Bolivian? Are you Peruvian?

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> > I may have some racism in me, Harry (I think
> > everyone does), but I am definitely not a honky.
> I
> > am not white. I am not black. What am I? I'll
> > never tell........tee-hee.........
>
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> What are you Miz? are you Puerto Rican? Are you
> Bolivian? Are you Peruvian?


I am more than one thing.........that's all I'll say.

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> black
> > > > neighbors, ya fuckin' honky racist?
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> > >
> > > I may have some racism in me, Harry (I think
> > > everyone does), but I am definitely not a
> honky.
> > I
> > > am not white. I am not black. What am I? I'll
> > > never tell........tee-hee.........
> >
> >
> > What are you Miz? are you Puerto Rican? Are you
> > Bolivian? Are you Peruvian?
>
>
> I am more than one thing.........that's all I'll
> say.


Are you half african/american and half mexican?

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HEY!!!!!!!!!

whattsamattawityou

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WUT?

*MR. LAZY* Wrote:
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> I'M MAKING HASH BROWNS IN A TOASTER YA'LL !


+ 6.9

Club's open, guise. Where's everybody at?

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> Club's open, guise. Where's everybody at?


i'M HERE mIZ

hi Coner

what do you say we start a new page.......