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do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 08, 2011 02:39AM

let's hear 'em. Some guys like hairy women. SOme guys like feet. SOme guys like balloons. SOme guys are plushies. SOme like latex. What do you like? COme one, there's got to be something.


as you ahave all no doubt gathered by now, I like attractive women who smoke. That's hot to me.


come on, don't be a pussy. tell us about your fetishes.
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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 08, 2011 06:45AM

I have several fetishes...

At least one of them is hinted at in this picture...


Signatures are for fags

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: usikfuk ()
Date: January 08, 2011 07:07AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I have several fetishes...
>
> At least one of them is hinted at in this
> picture...



...u like fucking old ladies, ralph macchio, or eesh (or all of the above)?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Monica L ()
Date: January 08, 2011 07:11AM

My brother wants to fuck me.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ?'s ()
Date: January 08, 2011 07:16AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> let's hear 'em. Some guys like hairy women.


wtf ?????


SOme guys like feet.


nope


SOme guys like balloons.


again wtf????????


SOme guys are plushies.


wtf is that?


SOme like latex.


condoms?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: what's it to ya? why do you give a shit? ()
Date: January 08, 2011 07:30AM

(Hot)women wearing glasses and/or a baseball cap. Smoking is repulsive. My best fetish, is to take the cigarette out of her mouth and put it out in your eye.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: fake name 427 ()
Date: January 08, 2011 09:57AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> let's hear 'em. Some guys like hairy women. SOme
> guys like feet. SOme guys like balloons. SOme guys
> are plushies. SOme like latex. What do you like?
> COme one, there's got to be something.
>
>
> as you ahave all no doubt gathered by now, I like
> attractive women who smoke. That's hot to me.
>
>
> come on, don't be a pussy. tell us about your
> fetishes.


Fully clothed women in their 40s giving vasaline coated hanjobs while talking on the phone.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: lonie ()
Date: January 08, 2011 10:02AM

fake name 427 Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > let's hear 'em. Some guys like hairy women.
> SOme
> > guys like feet. SOme guys like balloons. SOme
> guys
> > are plushies. SOme like latex. What do you
> like?
> > COme one, there's got to be something.
> >
> >
> > as you ahave all no doubt gathered by now, I
> like
> > attractive women who smoke. That's hot to me.
> >
> >
> > come on, don't be a pussy. tell us about your
> > fetishes.
>
>
> Fully clothed women in their 40s giving vasaline
> coated hanjobs while talking on the phone.


cone bone?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: January 08, 2011 10:59AM

Monica L Wrote:
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> My brother wants to fuck me.

Pics of you or GTFO.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: fake name 427 ()
Date: January 08, 2011 11:11AM

lonie Wrote:
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> fake name 427 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > let's hear 'em. Some guys like hairy women.
> > SOme
> > > guys like feet. SOme guys like balloons. SOme
> > guys
> > > are plushies. SOme like latex. What do you
> > like?
> > > COme one, there's got to be something.
> > >
> > >
> > > as you ahave all no doubt gathered by now, I
> > like
> > > attractive women who smoke. That's hot to me.
> > >
> > >
> > > come on, don't be a pussy. tell us about your
> > > fetishes.
> >
> >
> > Fully clothed women in their 40s giving
> vasaline
> > coated hanjobs while talking on the phone.
>
>
> cone bone?


Okay I googled cone bone an this is all that came back.




1. Conan O'Brien's green Ford Taurus' stick shift stick (that thing you use to change gears).

2. Also, jokingly, Conan O'Brien's penis.
You wanna try out my... Cone Bone...?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: January 08, 2011 11:49AM

I don't know if I can describe anything as a fetish, only a turn on. When I think of a fetish, I think of something that someone goes absolutely nuts over on an OCD level.

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 08, 2011 02:25PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I have several fetishes...
>
> At least one of them is hinted at in this
> picture...

god almighty, i'm competing with eesh?
nooo. no, no, no.

where's bloody blisters? bloody, where are you?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 08, 2011 02:48PM

No, Alias, youre competing wuth Ralph...

Signatures are for fags

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 08, 2011 04:03PM

Monica L Wrote:
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> My brother wants to fuck me.


Pics or GTFO.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 08, 2011 04:38PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No, Alias, youre competing wuth Ralph...

Well, that's a little better, I think.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 09, 2011 02:56AM

I like any kind of "sexy santa" outfit worn by a woman. The sexy santa thing is hot.

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 09, 2011 03:06AM

im a fan of the side boob.



i'll even settle for some underboob


Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 09, 2011 03:09AM

dodo, unberbood is awesome!!!

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 09, 2011 03:10AM

This is a good thread to post this in. When I was looking through gifs I found this gem.

WTF is happening here?
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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 09, 2011 03:12AM

eesh Wrote:
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> This is a good thread to post this in. When I was
> looking through gifs I found this gem.
>
> WTF is happening here?

she's so hot, I don't even care that she has a cock.

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 09, 2011 03:15AM

ok one more,

boy shorts underwear.
the way it hugs the ass, i cant resist.


they spelled fairfax wrong.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 09, 2011 03:18AM

no, it has to be thong or g-string for me. anything else is totally unacceptable.
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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 09, 2011 03:25AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> no, it has to be thong or g-string for me.
> anything else is totally unacceptable.


nothing wrong woth thongs. boy shorts tease the eye a bit.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Drrty ()
Date: January 09, 2011 05:04AM

BDSM! Booty shorts? Boringgg! Whips, chains, sado-masochism is the way to go!

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: gtfo ()
Date: January 09, 2011 06:45AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is a good thread to post this in. When I
> was
> > looking through gifs I found this gem.
> >
> > WTF is happening here?
>
> she's so hot, I don't even care that she has a
> cock.
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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 09, 2011 08:25AM

watching people do stupid things...


Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: January 09, 2011 01:07PM

I love getting an Asian rim job when I get a TS at an amp

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: El Raton Ariabiata ()
Date: January 09, 2011 03:09PM

Feet. Sexy ass feet.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 09, 2011 06:05PM

1. necklace/crucifix in cleavage (apoligies for the large image):



2. chicks that sunbathe nude....



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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 10, 2011 04:37AM

butt cleavage, preferably with thong showing.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 10, 2011 08:29PM

speaking of underboob


Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 10, 2011 09:16PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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pic of girl with crucifix tits.


that's hot stuff, itrade. you just went up another notch. ;P

yeefuckinghaw

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 10, 2011 09:28PM

One more than I'm done...


Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 10, 2011 11:49PM

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: January 11, 2011 01:21AM

I'm into black women with British accents.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: King Tutt ()
Date: January 11, 2011 01:29AM

I like lovely old ladies that like to be violated.




file.php?40,file=27973,filename=sexylady


Stay tuned for my new album "Tune in" available on iTunes this summer

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: January 11, 2011 01:31AM

King Tutt Wrote:
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> I like lovely old ladies that like to be
> violated.
>


Not THAT old, but I do like older women. See the thread from WTL about the busty chick from the office...

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 11, 2011 01:41AM

yeah, older women are hot. Conie, Alias, hoocoodanode.......all smokin'.

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 11, 2011 01:42AM

King Tutt iz sew ghey

Signatures are for fags

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 11, 2011 01:46AM

yeah, so is Chippy......what a faggola that guy is!!

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 11, 2011 02:03AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> yeah, older women are hot. Conie, Alias,
> hoocoodanode.......all smokin'.


I am, at least.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 11, 2011 02:04AM

Alias likes to belly dance....




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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 11, 2011 02:09AM

no, this is more like Alias:
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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 11, 2011 02:11AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias likes to belly dance....
>
>


I wouldn't be in green, though.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 11, 2011 02:18AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> no, this is more like Alias:

except for the belly button piercing, the see through bottom and the necklace....
that could be me.

thank you, Mr. Misery.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: huh?? ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:53AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no, this is more like Alias:
>
> except for the belly button piercing, the see
> through bottom and the necklace....
> that could be me.


what about the crotch piercing, alias?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:56AM

yeah, the clit ring......what about that?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 11, 2011 09:36AM

Tying a woman to a bed necked and tickle her till she comes

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: west main st. ()
Date: January 11, 2011 12:27PM

That girl on Nat.Geo. Wild who host Wild Nights, she was a former Dolphins Cheerleader. I think her name is Mayer, When I see her in her high boots and tight jeans. What a babe!

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: no homo ()
Date: January 11, 2011 02:33PM

I'm into felcthing.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: sairt ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:03PM

I can bet your fetish is the art of Coprophagia.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Hot Diggety Dog ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:11PM

I like pork products:

edit by Cary: blatant porn removed.



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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:27PM

one time in college, I let my girlfriend penetrate me with a dildo. it was the only way she would agree to anal sex - i had to endure it first. while it was worth it at the time, I doubt i would do it again.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: \o/0\o/ ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:40PM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> one time in college, I let my girlfriend penetrate
> me with a dildo. it was the only way she would
> agree to anal sex - i had to endure it first.
> while it was worth it at the time, I doubt i would
> do it again.


thx for sharing, eesh!

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:53PM

I'm sure some may think that what you've described is gay... I think those people need to step back from the ledge...

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> one time in college, I let my girlfriend penetrate
> me with a dildo. it was the only way she would
> agree to anal sex - i had to endure it first.
> while it was worth it at the time, I doubt i would
> do it again.

Signatures are for fags

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:57PM

Harry you r so right bra, everyone I know has got a reason to say "put the past away"



Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm sure some may think that what you've described
> is gay... I think those people need to step back
> from the ledge...
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > one time in college, I let my girlfriend
> penetrate
> > me with a dildo. it was the only way she would
> > agree to anal sex - i had to endure it first.
> > while it was worth it at the time, I doubt i
> would
> > do it again.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:57PM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> one time in college, I let my girlfriend penetrate
> me with a dildo. it was the only way she would
> agree to anal sex - i had to endure it first.
> while it was worth it at the time, I doubt i would
> do it again.





Was this a strap on or just a plain ol' dildo? Tell me more.

Blessed are the murderous.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 11, 2011 03:59PM

I just hope you know, that if it troubles you that much, you could effectively cut ties with all those lies that you've been livin' in...

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> Harry you r so right bra, everyone I know has got
> a reason to say "put the past away"

Signatures are for fags

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:02PM

it was not a strap on. the rest of the details are not important but i did cry a little.


eesh Wrote:
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> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > one time in college, I let my girlfriend
> penetrate
> > me with a dildo. it was the only way she would
> > agree to anal sex - i had to endure it first.
> > while it was worth it at the time, I doubt i
> would
> > do it again.
>
>
>
>
> Was this a strap on or just a plain ol' dildo?
> Tell me more.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:04PM

t'anks harry. everyones gotta face down their demons and put the past away.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I just hope you know, that if it troubles you that
> much, you could effectively cut ties with all
> those lies that you've been livin' in...
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry you r so right bra, everyone I know has
> got
> > a reason to say "put the past away"



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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:05PM

I just hope you do what you have to do in order to get better.... If you do not want to see me again, I'd understand....

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> t'anks harry. everyones gotta face down their
> demons and put the past away.

Signatures are for fags

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:20PM

thanks tuttle. i know i am the first to fight and i am way to loud but i dont want to be the flash on a burial shroud. with friends like u that understand, my days on the ledge and similar architectural appurtances are numbered.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I just hope you do what you have to do in order to
> get better.... If you do not want to see me again,
> I'd understand....
>
> Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > t'anks harry. everyones gotta face down their
> > demons and put the past away.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 11, 2011 04:45PM

huh?? Wrote:
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>
> what about the crotch piercing, alias?


eww, i didn’t notice that. you perverts clearly examined this picture more carefully than I.

Alias has no such piercing. those sunglasses have to go, too.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 11, 2011 07:15PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Tying a woman to a bed necked and tickle her till
> she comes


um, wha?

yeefuckinghaw

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 11, 2011 08:06PM

naked...

You know how some people pronounce "naked" as "nekkit"? He was writing in a dialect, not unlike the late, great, Samuel Clemens.

themuse Wrote:
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> um, wha?

Signatures are for fags

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 11, 2011 08:16PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> im a fan of the side boob.
>
> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krrfs8iaVw1qz4dq
> wo1_500.jpg


That pic is awesome on mobile phone.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 11, 2011 08:23PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> naked...
>
> You know how some people pronounce "naked" as
> "nekkit"? He was writing in a dialect, not unlike
> the late, great, Samuel Clemens.

whew. i thought she was tied to the bed by her neck. bed necked.
yeah, i like old samuel. his house is right down the street from my gamma's. nice crib.

yeefuckinghaw

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 11, 2011 09:31PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > naked...
> >
> > You know how some people pronounce "naked" as
> > "nekkit"? He was writing in a dialect, not
> unlike
> > the late, great, Samuel Clemens.
>
> whew. i thought she was tied to the bed by her
> neck. bed necked.
> yeah, i like old samuel. his house is right down
> the street from my gamma's. nice crib.


What's a gamma? Is that like a gamma ray?

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: nobody ()
Date: January 11, 2011 09:38PM

This is my fetish
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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 11, 2011 11:47PM

Boxxy is BACK!!!


Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 11, 2011 11:47PM

themuse Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > naked...
> >
> > You know how some people pronounce "naked" as
> > "nekkit"? He was writing in a dialect, not
> unlike
> > the late, great, Samuel Clemens.
>
> whew. i thought she was tied to the bed by her
> neck. bed necked.
> yeah, i like old samuel. his house is right down
> the street from my gamma's. nice crib.


I, too, stopped at that word and thought, what is necked? Is graymoose tying a rope around the girl’s neck? Is the petsmart santa into choking and asphyxiation during sex?

I'm relieved to know the tied up NAKED girl is still breathing.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: January 12, 2011 12:05AM

nothing wrong with a bit of erotic asphyxiation - not my cup of tea but graymoose may be in to it hence his Freudian slip!

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 12, 2011 01:01AM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> nothing wrong with a bit of erotic asphyxiation -
> not my cup of tea but graymoose may be in to it
> hence his Freudian slip!


right. if the girl agrees to being practically strangled and graymoose doesn’t get carried away, then it’s just a bit of fun, I suppose.

do you think he dresses in women’s lingerie while he acts out this particular fantasy?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: of course ()
Date: January 12, 2011 01:19AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > nothing wrong with a bit of erotic asphyxiation
> -
> > not my cup of tea but graymoose may be in to it
> > hence his Freudian slip!
>
>
> right. if the girl agrees to being practically
> strangled and graymoose doesn’t get carried
> away, then it’s just a bit of fun, I suppose.
>
> do you think he dresses in women’s lingerie
> while he acts out this particular fantasy?


most definitely

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 12, 2011 03:05AM

of course Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Britdrnva~ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > nothing wrong with a bit of erotic
> asphyxiation
> > -
> > > not my cup of tea but graymoose may be in to
> it
> > > hence his Freudian slip!
> >
> >
> > right. if the girl agrees to being practically
> > strangled and graymoose doesn’t get carried
> > away, then it’s just a bit of fun, I
> suppose.
> >
> > do you think he dresses in women’s lingerie
> > while he acts out this particular fantasy?
>
>
> most definitely


he must shop at one of those "big girl" stores.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 12, 2011 03:27AM

Alias, I'm thinking you and Conie would make a great lesbian couple. Conie would be the male in the relationship of course, while you sit at home all day taking care of the German Shepherds.

Blessed are the murderous.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: January 12, 2011 10:06AM

Alias Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > naked...
> > >
> > > You know how some people pronounce "naked" as
> > > "nekkit"? He was writing in a dialect, not
> > unlike
> > > the late, great, Samuel Clemens.
> >
> > whew. i thought she was tied to the bed by her
> > neck. bed necked.
> > yeah, i like old samuel. his house is right
> down
> > the street from my gamma's. nice crib.
>
>
> I, too, stopped at that word and thought, what is
> necked? Is graymoose tying a rope around the
> girl’s neck? Is the petsmart santa into choking
> and asphyxiation during sex?
>
> I'm relieved to know the tied up NAKED girl is
> still breathing.


truth be told I did'nt realize I spelled naked wrong.

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: January 12, 2011 12:57PM

Evidently this is someone's fetish...

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 12, 2011 01:52PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, I'm thinking you and Conie would make a
> great lesbian couple. Conie would be the male in
> the relationship of course, while you sit at home
> all day taking care of the German Shepherds.

Hmmmm.. What concerns me in this scenario is that I'd probably make the better man.

Now, muse, on the other hand....

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 12, 2011 01:58PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Hmmmm.. What concerns me in this scenario is that
> I'd probably make the better man.




I see you are the strap-on in the relationship.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 12, 2011 02:49PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Hmmmm.. What concerns me in this scenario is
> that
> > I'd probably make the better man.
>
>
>
> I see you are the strap-on in the relationship.

eesh, when you prance around in one of these contraptions, doesn't your date crack up laughing?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ouch! ()
Date: January 12, 2011 02:56PM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Hmmmm.. What concerns me in this scenario is
> > that
> > > I'd probably make the better man.
> >
> >
> >
> > I see you are the strap-on in the relationship.
>
> eesh, when you prance around in one of these
> contraptions, doesn't your date crack up laughing?


Usually, his date is the one wearing the the strap on and afterwards eesh is unable to walk, let alone dance! :(

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 12, 2011 03:07PM

ouch! Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > eesh Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Alias Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Hmmmm.. What concerns me in this scenario
> is
> > > that
> > > > I'd probably make the better man.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > I see you are the strap-on in the
> relationship.
> >
> > eesh, when you prance around in one of these
> > contraptions, doesn't your date crack up
> laughing?
>
>
> Usually, his date is the one wearing the the strap
> on and afterwards eesh is unable to walk, let
> alone dance! :(

eesh must spend most of his week sitting on an icepack, getting ready for Saturday night.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: eesh feels like dancing dancing ()
Date: January 12, 2011 03:19PM

Alias Wrote:
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> ouch! Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > eesh Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Alias Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Hmmmm.. What concerns me in this scenario
> > is
> > > > that
> > > > > I'd probably make the better man.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > I see you are the strap-on in the
> > relationship.
> > >
> > > eesh, when you prance around in one of these
> > > contraptions, doesn't your date crack up
> > laughing?
> >
> >
> > Usually, his date is the one wearing the the
> strap
> > on and afterwards eesh is unable to walk, let
> > alone dance! :(
>
> eesh must spend most of his week sitting on an
> icepack, getting ready for Saturday night.


As long as he has a tube of lube he's ready to get his Saturday Night Butt Fever on!

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 12, 2011 03:27PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > themuse Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > naked...
> > > >
> > > > You know how some people pronounce "naked"
> as
> > > > "nekkit"? He was writing in a dialect, not
> > > unlike
> > > > the late, great, Samuel Clemens.
> > >
> > > whew. i thought she was tied to the bed by
> her
> > > neck. bed necked.
> > > yeah, i like old samuel. his house is right
> > down
> > > the street from my gamma's. nice crib.
> >
> >
> > I, too, stopped at that word and thought, what
> is
> > necked? Is graymoose tying a rope around the
> > girl’s neck? Is the petsmart santa into
> choking
> > and asphyxiation during sex?
> >
> > I'm relieved to know the tied up NAKED girl is
> > still breathing.
>
>
> truth be told I did'nt realize I spelled naked
> wrong.


umm, graymoose, that's just how those Freudian slips, slip in....

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: STOKINGS FTW ()
Date: January 12, 2011 06:19PM

I can't believe no one has mentioned Stocking!!!!

STOCKINGS FTW!!!!

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 12, 2011 06:57PM

Good calll.... Doesn't matter who's wearing them... When I see stockings I wanna fuck

STOKINGS FTW Wrote:
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> I can't believe no one has mentioned Stocking!!!!
>
> STOCKINGS FTW!!!!

Signatures are for fags

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: heavenly ()
Date: January 17, 2011 01:47PM

My fetish would be to get a pair of Lady GaGa's panties after a grueling performance and occlude them over a portable stationary fan on the tv pointed in my direction. Then sit back and pop in a CD of her in concert. Ma Ma Mia!!

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 18, 2011 12:34AM

grills who smell weirdo

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: ??????????? ()
Date: January 18, 2011 01:37PM

What exactly is grills who smell weirdo?

Re: do you have a fetish?
Date: January 18, 2011 02:03PM

IT'S A RETARD THING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Pew Pew ()
Date: January 18, 2011 02:55PM

??????????? Wrote:
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> What exactly is grills who smell weirdo?

Smokers, of course.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: kasyk ()
Date: January 18, 2011 03:02PM

??????????? Wrote:
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> What exactly is grills who smell weirdo?


==It is kind of complicated to explain, ahhhh I don't think you would grasp it that quicky or understand whats involved.
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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: mike tyson ()
Date: January 18, 2011 07:52PM

Fuck Yeah!!!
Love me them long nails!!
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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 18, 2011 08:16PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, I'm thinking you and Conie would make a
> great lesbian couple. Conie would be the male in
> the relationship of course, while you sit at home
> all day taking care of the German Shepherds.


WUT!

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Nails Hammered ()
Date: January 18, 2011 08:16PM


Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: January 18, 2011 08:33PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, I'm thinking you and Conie would make a
> great lesbian couple. Conie would be the male in
> the relationship of course, while you sit at home
> all day taking care of the German Shepherds.

Nah, Connie is pure lipstick.

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Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 18, 2011 08:44PM

Teh King Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > Alias, I'm thinking you and Conie would make a
> > great lesbian couple. Conie would be the male
> in
> > the relationship of course, while you sit at
> home
> > all day taking care of the German Shepherds.
>
> Nah, Connie is pure lipstick.

+1
pure, glossy, creamy, shiny...lipstick

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: Buffy ()
Date: January 19, 2011 12:04PM

I don't know if you can classify this as a fetish, its more of a dream wish, wishful thinking, whatever here goes. I would like to be the lead in the DC Gay pride parade. I'd be dress in Patriotic hot pants with sequins and sparkles all over the place. I'd have a pair of low cut cowboy boots, pink with blue stars. I'd wear a rainbow Uncle Sam hat with elbow length gloves and carry a sign reading "Gay Power its Now or never". Well thats it, not asking for much, but thats me.

Re: do you have a fetish?
Posted by: heeheehee ()
Date: January 19, 2011 01:05PM

That is funny. I always have the urge to go into a black neighborhood and scream "NIGGER" I don't know why I would want to do this.

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