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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: August 30, 2010 03:30AM

Firrat Wrote:
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>
> Looks like you come from a place full of Fagots.
> Any sort of plugging or fisting should be kept at
> where you belong. If you are looking for a Gay
> person to plug with a bullet; Find eesh. (That was
> with a Capital F & A & G)


OMG...now I know that fag its are equally distributed around the country, Firrat. (that's with a capital F)

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 30, 2010 03:33AM

... because most sane women post @3:30 am.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2010 03:36AM by Troll@AOL.

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: August 30, 2010 03:34AM

chachabob Wrote:
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>
> See I told you Sally was a guy!


Clearly, you've never chacha'd with me.

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 30, 2010 03:38AM

He's prolly a better man for it.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: August 30, 2010 12:08PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> He's prolly a better man for it.


OMG do you think chachabob is a homosexual?

Are you also a homosexual, Troll?

I’ve been here in northern Virginia for almost 12 months and I’ve met more homosexuals this past year than I ever did during my entire life back in the old country.

I sure am glad Harry isn’t one of them.

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Wow ()
Date: August 30, 2010 12:37PM

Um......uh....

Geez..I don't know how to tell you this

Never mind

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: KK ()
Date: August 30, 2010 12:55PM

Sally, since A sharp and B flat are the same thing I'm not sure how you'd determine the differendce in yodeling them.

You do sound like the kind of girl and older guy might find interesting though. I mean, around these parts it'd kind of difficult for a decent older gentleman to find a fun loving, girl that likes walks on the beach, most of them just want to eat pizza and drink beer. I've never met a yodeler but I'd love to find out more!!!!!

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Don't even go there ()
Date: August 30, 2010 12:59PM

She's dating Harry!

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: chachabob ()
Date: August 30, 2010 01:15PM

Sally Wrote:
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> Troll@AOL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He's prolly a better man for it.
>
>
> OMG do you think chachabob is a homosexual?
>
> Are you also a homosexual, Troll?
>
> I’ve been here in northern Virginia for almost
> 12 months and I’ve met more homosexuals this
> past year than I ever did during my entire life
> back in the old country.
>
> I sure am glad Harry isn’t one of them.


What??? I must have missed something....

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Misogynist ()
Date: August 30, 2010 02:36PM

Yodeler eh? Honey, you have got to be kidding. No man worth his salt is going to put up with that $h!t. It's bad enough we have to listen to your loud and incessant yak yak yak.

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: August 30, 2010 10:43PM

Wow Wrote:
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> Um......uh....
>
> Geez..I don't know how to tell you this
>
> Never mind

Where I come from, we call this beating around the bush. OMG, just spit it out. LOL!



KK Wrote:
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> Sally, since A sharp and B flat are the same thing
> I'm not sure how you'd determine the differendce
> in yodeling them.

OMG... you are absolutely correctamundo. I can't believe I made such a musical faux pas. Sometimes I get so excited I don't know what I’m saying. I should have asked that Sally wannabe to yodel an F sharp or a G flat.

> You do sound like the kind of girl and older guy
> might find interesting though. I mean, around
> these parts it'd kind of difficult for a decent
> older gentleman to find a fun loving, girl that
> likes walks on the beach, most of them just want
> to eat pizza and drink beer.

And they walk around half naked! I hear that they service boys left and right, if you get my drift. At least they should get paid for this servicing, if you know what I mean.

> I've never met a
> yodeler but I'd love to find out more!!!!!

We’re a dying breed, KK.

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: August 30, 2010 11:00PM

chachabob Wrote:
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> What??? I must have missed something....

Troll insinuated that maybe you just might be a gay person. He didn't come right out and say, chachabob is as gay as Barney Frank or that you had a lisp.....but it's what he didn't say that.

Troll is one subtle guy so you have to read between the lines.



Misogynist Wrote:
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> Yodeler eh? Honey, you have got to be kidding.
> No man worth his salt is going to put up with that
> $h!t. It's bad enough we have to listen to your
> loud and incessant yak yak yak.

Well, Harry loves it, you misogynist, woman hating neanderthal ape.

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: August 30, 2010 11:49PM

Sally Wrote:
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> Firrat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Looks like you come from a place full of
> Fagots.
> > Any sort of plugging or fisting should be kept
> at
> > where you belong. If you are looking for a Gay
> > person to plug with a bullet; Find eesh. (That
> was
> > with a Capital F & A & G)
>
>
> OMG...now I know that fag its are equally
> distributed around the country, Firrat. (that's
> with a capital F)


I'm quite amazed at how many times you "OMG" in your sentences.

Seems like you have been practicing your "yodel plugging" drill.

Your mouth starts off with a perfect "O" shape to yodel, then comes the yodel plug that causes you to create a "Mmmmm" sound which results with a "Gggg" as your gag reflexes kick in. I get it.... That is exactly why you love to "OMG" nearly in every sentence. It's pretty catchy like the whole Stop Drop and Roll drill. (Thats with a capital O & M & G) ;)

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: 10inchdonkey ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:06AM

i got a 10 inch donkey :)

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:32AM

Sally is not interested in YOUR 10cm Donkey.

She just wants to ram her donkey up your
slatheringly wet bunghole because she knows
that's what you really enjoy.


.

==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: Sally ()
Date: August 31, 2010 02:30PM

Oh, my goodness.

Yodel plugs, 10 inch/cm donkeys, bunholes.

Is this like one of those emerging languages? is this ebonics? I need to buy one of those little books you take with you to a foreign country... you know, with useful phrases and how to count to 10 and all.

For example, how would one say, "I would like a glass of mineral water." or, "Are you a man or a woman?" .....here in Fairfax, Virginia?

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Re: I need a man
Posted by: tmill ()
Date: September 01, 2010 08:35AM

Sally Wrote:
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> Oh, my goodness.
>
> Yodel plugs, 10 inch/cm donkeys, bunholes.
>
> Is this like one of those emerging languages? is
> this ebonics? I need to buy one of those little
> books you take with you to a foreign country...
> you know, with useful phrases and how to count to
> 10 and all.
>

Here in Fairfax, VA the definition of foreplay is "get in the truck, bitch"
> For example, how would one say, "I would like a
> glass of mineral water." or, "Are you a man or a
> woman?" .....here in Fairfax, Virginia?

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