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Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
what's hot in 2013
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Date: January 01, 2013 01:35AM
1. KFC honey BBQ wings
2. Alan Thicke comeback
3. brand new wood
4. Harry Tuttle becomes a father
5. new record hits in song
6. more Ghost of Misery, brought to you by TheNorthman (FFU thanks you)
7. more god damn nuts
8. swords
9. Kittie gets a dog that fits in her purse
10. Kittie forgets she had a dog in her purse
11. Kittie makes a public apology after enormous pressure by PETA
12. different kinds of gum are released to market
13. new dresses become popular with woman who wear dresses
14. capris
16. the song of the summer--The Funkdown by new artist Musical Boxes
18. Harry gets a dog.
18. Gary Numan dead at 80
20. a few other things happen
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2. Alan Thicke comeback
3. brand new wood
4. Harry Tuttle becomes a father
5. new record hits in song
6. more Ghost of Misery, brought to you by TheNorthman (FFU thanks you)
7. more god damn nuts
8. swords
9. Kittie gets a dog that fits in her purse
10. Kittie forgets she had a dog in her purse
11. Kittie makes a public apology after enormous pressure by PETA
12. different kinds of gum are released to market
13. new dresses become popular with woman who wear dresses
14. capris
16. the song of the summer--The Funkdown by new artist Musical Boxes
18. Harry gets a dog.
18. Gary Numan dead at 80
20. a few other things happen
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Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
more stuff
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Date: January 01, 2013 02:00AM
more stuff to watch for in 2013
21. squirrels are IN
22. Married...With Children hits the great white way
22. Obama steps down due to a personal situation involving some things
23. Joe Biden becomes chief justice
24. the Dems increase their base in the Iowa Johnson-Candleburg pre-election DMC congressional district straw pull
25. boxes seem to be getting larger
26. Jerry Seinfeld convicted murderer
27. the new album comes out
28. Wall Street and Main Street are at odds with the 99 percent capital gains polls taxes 1 percent...
29. drinking straws
20. Harry Tuttle wins big
32. Kittie gets a cat that fits in her purse
34. A large amount of dogs are roaming the street
24. Kittie gets a tax break
34. Tom Cruise is 50 and fabulous
39. a new thing is discovered
21. squirrels are IN
22. Married...With Children hits the great white way
22. Obama steps down due to a personal situation involving some things
23. Joe Biden becomes chief justice
24. the Dems increase their base in the Iowa Johnson-Candleburg pre-election DMC congressional district straw pull
25. boxes seem to be getting larger
26. Jerry Seinfeld convicted murderer
27. the new album comes out
28. Wall Street and Main Street are at odds with the 99 percent capital gains polls taxes 1 percent...
29. drinking straws
20. Harry Tuttle wins big
32. Kittie gets a cat that fits in her purse
34. A large amount of dogs are roaming the street
24. Kittie gets a tax break
34. Tom Cruise is 50 and fabulous
39. a new thing is discovered
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
one more thing
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Date: January 01, 2013 02:03AM
32. Two words: Kittie Tuttle
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Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
more thing
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Date: January 01, 2013 02:27AM
22. Harry Tuttle and Kittie meat at an industry event in Las Vegas, Pheonix
23. Harry Tuttle says, "hey, what's up" to Kittie
24. Kittie says, "Hey....it's whatever you want it to be"
25. They start dating
25. Harry and Kittie get married in April 31 at Pismo Beach, FL in front of the Hard Rock
25. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Kittie Tuttle adopt a baby from Cambodia
26. Kittie can fit the baby in her purse
28. Kittie forgets she had the baby in her purse
38. Kittie makes a public apology following the 'baby-in-purse' incident and checks in The Betty Ford Center for Rehab
24. Harry and Kittie divorce
29. Kittie gets the house
20. Harry and Kittie get back together
29. Harry and Kittie Tuttle have been married now for 30 years and have no regrets
39. an illegal thing happens that makes national news, and is a big story
30. stone wash jeans are IN
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23. Harry Tuttle says, "hey, what's up" to Kittie
24. Kittie says, "Hey....it's whatever you want it to be"
25. They start dating
25. Harry and Kittie get married in April 31 at Pismo Beach, FL in front of the Hard Rock
25. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Kittie Tuttle adopt a baby from Cambodia
26. Kittie can fit the baby in her purse
28. Kittie forgets she had the baby in her purse
38. Kittie makes a public apology following the 'baby-in-purse' incident and checks in The Betty Ford Center for Rehab
24. Harry and Kittie divorce
29. Kittie gets the house
20. Harry and Kittie get back together
29. Harry and Kittie Tuttle have been married now for 30 years and have no regrets
39. an illegal thing happens that makes national news, and is a big story
30. stone wash jeans are IN
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Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
expectation
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Date: January 01, 2013 08:41AM
47. Charles Grodin arrested for some things
48. the new Boston album drops March 2rst
49. something disconcerting will happen involving pants
50. American Idol ratings bonanza
51. Jay Leno
42. a new dance craze sweeps America
48. a blockbuster of a movie comes out in theatres near you
89. metal
80. Emilio Estevez is fabulous at 50
83. Kittie will order chicken
99. Paris
88. Pokemon
88. some things will grow on a bread
48. the new Boston album drops March 2rst
49. something disconcerting will happen involving pants
50. American Idol ratings bonanza
51. Jay Leno
42. a new dance craze sweeps America
48. a blockbuster of a movie comes out in theatres near you
89. metal
80. Emilio Estevez is fabulous at 50
83. Kittie will order chicken
99. Paris
88. Pokemon
88. some things will grow on a bread
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
Munch munch
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Date: January 01, 2013 10:21AM
more stuff Wrote:
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> more stuff to watch for in 2013
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> ...21. squirrels are IN...
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/834391/836039.html#msg-836039
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> more stuff to watch for in 2013
>
> ...21. squirrels are IN...
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/834391/836039.html#msg-836039
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
h41y56W
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Date: January 01, 2013 02:15PM
77. Fairfax County, being strapped for cash to pay their taxfed parasites, taxes churches.
79. Churches form a flying squad of nubile congregants and eligible pastors to provide "pillow service" to the County Board to dissuade them from their fiscal probity.
80. The unchurched majority make popcorn and settle in to watch the show.
79. Churches form a flying squad of nubile congregants and eligible pastors to provide "pillow service" to the County Board to dissuade them from their fiscal probity.
80. The unchurched majority make popcorn and settle in to watch the show.
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
Meade's Hillbilly Cousin
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Date: January 01, 2013 02:33PM
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
dickless clark
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Date: January 01, 2013 02:49PM
81 - Meade inks record deal, FFU doubters have to eat shit
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
Meade's Hillbilly Cousin
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Date: January 01, 2013 03:02PM
dickless clark Wrote:
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> 81 - Meade inks record deal, FFU doubters have to
> eat shit
Aint going to happen, unless you are refering to Meade signs a contract for a manufacturer to produce his cds.
No "music label", which I suspect is what you meant, would ever sign Meade. The cost to record a cd/digital music could be $200,000 or more. Who in their fucking mind would invest $200,000 in Meade? Well his father who lets him live at home and be unemployed would, but that is about it.
Meade is not a "has been".Meade is a useless never was. After 10-12 or more years in the biz, all he has to show for it is bragging that he sang a song or two at a polo match.
2013 will be another year where Meade plays outside coffee shops and the ribbon cutting ceremonies of supermarkets, or anyplace that will let him sing for free without them calling the police.
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> 81 - Meade inks record deal, FFU doubters have to
> eat shit
Aint going to happen, unless you are refering to Meade signs a contract for a manufacturer to produce his cds.
No "music label", which I suspect is what you meant, would ever sign Meade. The cost to record a cd/digital music could be $200,000 or more. Who in their fucking mind would invest $200,000 in Meade? Well his father who lets him live at home and be unemployed would, but that is about it.
Meade is not a "has been".Meade is a useless never was. After 10-12 or more years in the biz, all he has to show for it is bragging that he sang a song or two at a polo match.
2013 will be another year where Meade plays outside coffee shops and the ribbon cutting ceremonies of supermarkets, or anyplace that will let him sing for free without them calling the police.
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
dickless clark
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Date: January 01, 2013 03:09PM
Meade's Hillbilly Cousin Wrote:
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> dickless clark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 81 - Meade inks record deal, FFU doubters have
> to
> > eat shit
>
>
> Aint going to happen, unless you are refering to
> Meade signs a contract for a manufacturer to
> produce his cds.
>
> No "music label", which I suspect is what you
> meant, would ever sign Meade. The cost to record a
> cd/digital music could be $200,000 or more. Who in
> their fucking mind would invest $200,000 in Meade?
> Well his father who lets him live at home and be
> unemployed would, but that is about it.
>
> Meade is not a "has been".Meade is a useless never
> was. After 10-12 or more years in the biz, all he
> has to show for it is bragging that he sang a song
> or two at a polo match.
>
> 2013 will be another year where Meade plays
> outside coffee shops and the ribbon cutting
> ceremonies of supermarkets, or anyplace that will
> let him sing for free without them calling the
> police.
I made a leap of faith that those reading this would know it was a joke. My bad
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> dickless clark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 81 - Meade inks record deal, FFU doubters have
> to
> > eat shit
>
>
> Aint going to happen, unless you are refering to
> Meade signs a contract for a manufacturer to
> produce his cds.
>
> No "music label", which I suspect is what you
> meant, would ever sign Meade. The cost to record a
> cd/digital music could be $200,000 or more. Who in
> their fucking mind would invest $200,000 in Meade?
> Well his father who lets him live at home and be
> unemployed would, but that is about it.
>
> Meade is not a "has been".Meade is a useless never
> was. After 10-12 or more years in the biz, all he
> has to show for it is bragging that he sang a song
> or two at a polo match.
>
> 2013 will be another year where Meade plays
> outside coffee shops and the ribbon cutting
> ceremonies of supermarkets, or anyplace that will
> let him sing for free without them calling the
> police.
I made a leap of faith that those reading this would know it was a joke. My bad
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
Meade's Hillbilly Cousin
()
Date: January 01, 2013 04:57PM
Then whenever someone posts:
Meade is good looking
Meade has talent
Or
Meade is a success
we should consider it a joke and not Meade's own self promotion and dellussion behaviour?
Meade is good looking
Meade has talent
Or
Meade is a success
we should consider it a joke and not Meade's own self promotion and dellussion behaviour?
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
more thing
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Date: January 01, 2013 05:51PM
88. Pants are becoming larger, on average
89. Ahmayzin appears on Yo! MTV Raps
90. Ahmayzin wins a Source Award
91. Ahmayzin's new album "Edgy As I Wanna Be" drops on April 1st
92. Biggie and 2-Pack sign Ahmayzin to Death Row records
93. America catches Ahmayzin Fever
94. Ahymayzin gets arrested for racketeering, goes to jail, loses record contract, Biggie and 2-Pack go on to bigger and better things
89. Ahmayzin released from prison, finds god, begins career as a motivational speaker
99. Ahmayzin and Kittie get married in Vegas, have marriage annulled 2 hours later
97. New kinds of wood are discovered
87. Genervieove becomes a mother
79. A statue is erected
78. Candles are IN
79. fantastic things happen
73. Harry Tuttle wins the Power Ball
889. Harry Tuttle begins a cage fighting career
77. Harry Tuttle experiences a heart-worming emotional experience
89. Harry Tuttle marries some woman
89. Large things
89. The Apple I Phone 8 is a big hit with Amercia
88. Orphans become fashionable
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89. Ahmayzin appears on Yo! MTV Raps
90. Ahmayzin wins a Source Award
91. Ahmayzin's new album "Edgy As I Wanna Be" drops on April 1st
92. Biggie and 2-Pack sign Ahmayzin to Death Row records
93. America catches Ahmayzin Fever
94. Ahymayzin gets arrested for racketeering, goes to jail, loses record contract, Biggie and 2-Pack go on to bigger and better things
89. Ahmayzin released from prison, finds god, begins career as a motivational speaker
99. Ahmayzin and Kittie get married in Vegas, have marriage annulled 2 hours later
97. New kinds of wood are discovered
87. Genervieove becomes a mother
79. A statue is erected
78. Candles are IN
79. fantastic things happen
73. Harry Tuttle wins the Power Ball
889. Harry Tuttle begins a cage fighting career
77. Harry Tuttle experiences a heart-worming emotional experience
89. Harry Tuttle marries some woman
89. Large things
89. The Apple I Phone 8 is a big hit with Amercia
88. Orphans become fashionable
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Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
3/3/2013
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Date: January 01, 2013 07:20PM
49. The Maya calender was off 3 months.
They didn't have a calculator.
They didn't have a calculator.
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
a few more things
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Date: January 04, 2013 03:27AM
88. Yoda arrested for public intoxication
89. Kittie does a few things
90. Kittie eats a turnip and dislikes it
01. Kittie finds a long lost uncle has left her one million dollars: one stipulation she must spend 24 hours in his haunted mansion to collect the inheritance.
91. Larger tomatoes
92. Harry gets a makeover
92. Harry gets a lawnmower
93. Harry gets a flamethrower
94. The cast of Beverly Hills 90210 reunites and Brian Austen Green has a few juicy secrets to reveal
95. Playboy Magazine goes green
95. Music is no longer popular
96. Numbers are updated: 1 plus 1 no longer equals 2. Many people enjoy this.
97. Pittsburgh decides to shake things up
98. Carl Winslow begins a new chapter in his life after accidentally shooting his partner; leaves the force, hits the road with Urkel
99. Indiana is no longer a place
99. Lists are IN
99. Ralph Fienes in sex scandal with a woman
88. The FacePad mini hits store shelves, Steve Jobs is a very proud man
99. Objects resembling peaches are extremely fashionable
99. Kittie adopts a five year old boy named N'Dugu from Botswana.
92. Kittie puts N'Dugu in her purse.
94. Kittie forgets she put N'Dugu in her purse.
97. Kittie publicly apologizes to the United Nations for human rights violations, and for being too cute.
88. Carpet becomes less "carpet-y"
78. 3:00am no longer a time of day
88. Some other things happen that are extremely interesting
88. The Fiscal Cliff goes green
88. Barack Obama steps down due to circumstances
99. Michelle Obama is fabulous at 50
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Attachments:
89. Kittie does a few things
90. Kittie eats a turnip and dislikes it
01. Kittie finds a long lost uncle has left her one million dollars: one stipulation she must spend 24 hours in his haunted mansion to collect the inheritance.
91. Larger tomatoes
92. Harry gets a makeover
92. Harry gets a lawnmower
93. Harry gets a flamethrower
94. The cast of Beverly Hills 90210 reunites and Brian Austen Green has a few juicy secrets to reveal
95. Playboy Magazine goes green
95. Music is no longer popular
96. Numbers are updated: 1 plus 1 no longer equals 2. Many people enjoy this.
97. Pittsburgh decides to shake things up
98. Carl Winslow begins a new chapter in his life after accidentally shooting his partner; leaves the force, hits the road with Urkel
99. Indiana is no longer a place
99. Lists are IN
99. Ralph Fienes in sex scandal with a woman
88. The FacePad mini hits store shelves, Steve Jobs is a very proud man
99. Objects resembling peaches are extremely fashionable
99. Kittie adopts a five year old boy named N'Dugu from Botswana.
92. Kittie puts N'Dugu in her purse.
94. Kittie forgets she put N'Dugu in her purse.
97. Kittie publicly apologizes to the United Nations for human rights violations, and for being too cute.
88. Carpet becomes less "carpet-y"
78. 3:00am no longer a time of day
88. Some other things happen that are extremely interesting
88. The Fiscal Cliff goes green
88. Barack Obama steps down due to circumstances
99. Michelle Obama is fabulous at 50
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Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
a few more different things
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Date: January 04, 2013 03:43AM
88. "Noms" is no longer a gay way to say you're eating or have eaten something recently
88. Slavery legal again
88. The House Senate Refinance and Tax Capital Gains GOP Committee takes a holiday to the Bahamas, and some funny misadventures happen
77. Harry marries Alias
88. Harry and Alias have a baby
99. Kittie puts the baby in her purse
99. Kittie forgets she put the baby in her purse
99. Kittie apologizes to Harry and Aliases for the 'baby-in-purse' incident
99. A large body of water becomes a father
88. Sexual healing
88. Marvin Gaye revealed to be gay....after so many years
88. Comedy is no longer funny
99. Many people suddenly lose interest in going number one
99. Woody Harrelson has some things to say
88. Obama gets a promotion
88. The economy is fantastic
88. Money no longer desirable
88. A new trend involving pants sweeps the nation, parents outraged
99. Less pillows
88. Harry Tuttle is extremely emotional about some things
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88. Slavery legal again
88. The House Senate Refinance and Tax Capital Gains GOP Committee takes a holiday to the Bahamas, and some funny misadventures happen
77. Harry marries Alias
88. Harry and Alias have a baby
99. Kittie puts the baby in her purse
99. Kittie forgets she put the baby in her purse
99. Kittie apologizes to Harry and Aliases for the 'baby-in-purse' incident
99. A large body of water becomes a father
88. Sexual healing
88. Marvin Gaye revealed to be gay....after so many years
88. Comedy is no longer funny
99. Many people suddenly lose interest in going number one
99. Woody Harrelson has some things to say
88. Obama gets a promotion
88. The economy is fantastic
88. Money no longer desirable
88. A new trend involving pants sweeps the nation, parents outraged
99. Less pillows
88. Harry Tuttle is extremely emotional about some things
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Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
couple more things
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Date: January 04, 2013 08:27AM
88. Amercians are surprised to learn Barack Obama is not the USA's first black president when it is discovered a shoe-shine boy by the name of Linus "Ray-Ray" Washington briefly held the office of President in November of 1877 due to a vote-tallying error
90. Roads are no longer necessary for most things
89. Ernest Borgnine makes a comeback
89. Apples
90. There is a massive tornado in Belgium that kills some different people
91. The Fiscal Cliff and Death Panels seen canoodling in LA
92. Newt Gingrich most sexiest man alive
93. Mass violence in Hawaii someplace, the nation mourns, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers
95. Ice Cube brand ice cubes sell big
96. Ice Cube and Ice T enter lucrative business partnership when Ice Cube brand Ice Cubes and Ice T brand Iced Tea are packaged together in your grocer's dairy aisle
99. Broads get more appealing
87. The 80's are no longer a thing
94. Computers are larger and less expensive
95. Stallone is pure adrenaline
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90. Roads are no longer necessary for most things
89. Ernest Borgnine makes a comeback
89. Apples
90. There is a massive tornado in Belgium that kills some different people
91. The Fiscal Cliff and Death Panels seen canoodling in LA
92. Newt Gingrich most sexiest man alive
93. Mass violence in Hawaii someplace, the nation mourns, thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers
95. Ice Cube brand ice cubes sell big
96. Ice Cube and Ice T enter lucrative business partnership when Ice Cube brand Ice Cubes and Ice T brand Iced Tea are packaged together in your grocer's dairy aisle
99. Broads get more appealing
87. The 80's are no longer a thing
94. Computers are larger and less expensive
95. Stallone is pure adrenaline
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Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
ex-Lester
()
Date: January 04, 2013 11:57AM
101. FOIA documents will show the DHS has been making dry runs with assassination squads in various US cities to prepare for future mass unrest.
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
not a good thing
()
Date: January 05, 2013 09:44PM
ex-Lester Wrote:
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> 101. FOIA documents will show the DHS has been
> making dry runs with assassination squads in
> various US cities to prepare for future mass
> unrest.
nah dog, you're not getting it...
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> 101. FOIA documents will show the DHS has been
> making dry runs with assassination squads in
> various US cities to prepare for future mass
> unrest.
nah dog, you're not getting it...
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
big banks running DHS
()
Date: January 05, 2013 10:28PM
The US death squads on OWS was 2011 and 2012. Time for another fake terrorism arrest. Everytime there's a DHS/FBI embarrassment, there goes another one.
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
adsfasdf
()
Date: January 05, 2013 10:36PM
shamrock shake
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
iexpect
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Date: January 05, 2013 10:47PM
I expect my child's father will probably not pay child support and get away with it....as he has not the past 6 years.
Thanks VA DCSE for all your "help".
Thanks VA DCSE for all your "help".
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
in retrospecticus
()
Date: August 06, 2014 04:55AM
how many of these predictions came to pass
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
bond
()
Date: August 06, 2014 04:02PM
99. Mac-Donald's Mighy Wings are a taste sensation
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
things to come
()
Date: August 06, 2014 06:31PM
78. Asians now less "asian-y"
Re: Things To Expect in 2013
Posted by:
WHYT3
()
Date: November 30, 2016 06:38PM
a few more things Wrote:
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> 88. Yoda arrested for public intoxication
> 89. Kittie does a few things
> 90. Kittie eats a turnip and dislikes it
> 01. Kittie finds a long lost uncle has left her
> one million dollars: one stipulation she must
> spend 24 hours in his haunted mansion to collect
> the inheritance.
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> 88. Yoda arrested for public intoxication
> 89. Kittie does a few things
> 90. Kittie eats a turnip and dislikes it
> 01. Kittie finds a long lost uncle has left her
> one million dollars: one stipulation she must
> spend 24 hours in his haunted mansion to collect
> the inheritance.