Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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Another suicide attempt
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Date: April 28, 2011 11:23AM
Don't get mad at me but this was in PWC. Jumped off at route 234 onto 95.
What a mess.
What a mess.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: April 28, 2011 11:24AM
Did he died?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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More Complete
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Date: April 28, 2011 11:26AM
I bet it was fun.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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The poor commuters
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Date: April 28, 2011 11:32AM
95 was closed till nine am.
Man was found lying in the road after he jumped. It did not say if he died but I don't think you can fall that far and make it.
Man was found lying in the road after he jumped. It did not say if he died but I don't think you can fall that far and make it.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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justsayin
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Date: April 28, 2011 11:39AM
I didn't know 234/95 was in Fairfax County, I think Garmin should update its maps database with this new information.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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More Complete
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:05PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Did he died?
Let's not jump to conclusions.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2011 12:06PM by More Complete.
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> Did he died?
Let's not jump to conclusions.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2011 12:06PM by More Complete.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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More Complete
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:06PM
The poor commuters Wrote:
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> 95 was closed till nine am.
Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.
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> 95 was closed till nine am.
Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:13PM
Someone please start an RIP thread on this jumper. He was an angel that made his parents proud, and don't listen to the rumors of drug use, he just hung out with a bad crowd.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2011 12:14PM by eesh.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2011 12:14PM by eesh.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Potential Jumper
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:15PM
Anymore of these bad puns and there will be a repeat performance.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:25PM
More Complete Wrote:
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> The poor commuters Wrote:
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> > 95 was closed till nine am.
>
> Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.
This joke fell flat on its face.
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> The poor commuters Wrote:
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> > 95 was closed till nine am.
>
> Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.
This joke fell flat on its face.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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More Complete
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:29PM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> More Complete Wrote:
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> > The poor commuters Wrote:
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> > > 95 was closed till nine am.
> >
> > Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.
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>
> This joke fell flat on its face.
Yeah, didn't get off on the right foot. Certainly didn't make anyone jump for joy.
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> More Complete Wrote:
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> > The poor commuters Wrote:
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> > > 95 was closed till nine am.
> >
> > Yeah, I heard it had a real impact on traffic.
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>
> This joke fell flat on its face.
Yeah, didn't get off on the right foot. Certainly didn't make anyone jump for joy.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Hey now
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:29PM
Where is the news coverage? You would think that the story would be splattered all over the front page.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
wally pip
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:33PM
Is global warning the reason for the seeming increase in suicides or the world is just so depressing these days that some folks just can't handle it
society is moving so fast that some folks find nothing to grab on and swish
society is moving so fast that some folks find nothing to grab on and swish
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Karen
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:37PM
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Shekie
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:38PM
He figured he should hit the road.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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Gonads & Strife
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:42PM
"...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van Halen from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe the lyrics of a song on the cassette may have motivated the victim to jump..."
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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WashingTone-Locian
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:43PM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van Halen
> from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe the
> lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> motivated the victim to jump..."
Must have been Van Halen III.
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> "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van Halen
> from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe the
> lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> motivated the victim to jump..."
Must have been Van Halen III.
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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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More Complete
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:49PM
Shekie Wrote:
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> He figured he should hit the road.
Yeah, he took a leap of faith.
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> He figured he should hit the road.
Yeah, he took a leap of faith.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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More Complete
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Date: April 28, 2011 12:50PM
Hey now Wrote:
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> Where is the news coverage? You would think that
> the story would be splattered all over the front
> page.
They're probably worried about the repercussions.
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> Where is the news coverage? You would think that
> the story would be splattered all over the front
> page.
They're probably worried about the repercussions.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:00PM
Any truth to the rumors that the guy suffered from Peter Pan syndrome?
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
SammyFagar
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:03PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> > "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van
> Halen
> > from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe
> the
> > lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> > motivated the victim to jump..."
>
>
> Must have been Van Halen III.
anything post 1984 would make me wanna "jump" too.
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> > "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van
> Halen
> > from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe
> the
> > lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> > motivated the victim to jump..."
>
>
> Must have been Van Halen III.
anything post 1984 would make me wanna "jump" too.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:05PM
He was so heated, he had to stop, drop, and roll.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:28PM
Potential Jumper Wrote:
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> Anymore of these bad puns and there will be a
> repeat performance.
Sorry, too late to squash the puns now.
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> Anymore of these bad puns and there will be a
> repeat performance.
Sorry, too late to squash the puns now.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:31PM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van Halen
> from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe the
> lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> motivated the victim to jump..."
Somebody has to take the fall for this.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> "...Police recovered a cassette tape of Van Halen
> from the victim's Sony Walkman. They believe the
> lyrics of a song on the cassette may have
> motivated the victim to jump..."
Somebody has to take the fall for this.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
JBass
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:34PM
The poor commuters Wrote:
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> 95 was closed till nine am.
>
> Man was found lying in the road after he jumped.
> It did not say if he died but I don't think you
> can fall that far and make it.
For all of the commuters its nothing more than another speed-bump along their daily drive.
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> 95 was closed till nine am.
>
> Man was found lying in the road after he jumped.
> It did not say if he died but I don't think you
> can fall that far and make it.
For all of the commuters its nothing more than another speed-bump along their daily drive.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:36PM
It was raining men.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:39PM
This thread needs some pics.
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: April 28, 2011 01:41PM
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> This thread needs some pics.
Why? So this thread can be like every other thread? If everybody was jumping off of a bridge, would you? ....wait.
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> This thread needs some pics.
Why? So this thread can be like every other thread? If everybody was jumping off of a bridge, would you? ....wait.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
and
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Date: April 28, 2011 02:05PM
He just dying to get onto 95.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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I heard he lived!
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Date: April 28, 2011 02:07PM
I bet he is going to love all thesse jokes too.
If you can't even kill yourself right you know you are in trouble.
If you can't even kill yourself right you know you are in trouble.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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6X
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Date: April 28, 2011 02:48PM
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95 Jumper Dies
April 28, 2011 News, Traffic & Transit, Woodbridge No Comments
Update 2:30 p.m.
Police say the 56-year-old man from Prince William County who jumped from a bridge onto Interstate 95 this morning has died.
State troopers found the man lying in the roadway, at mile post 152, just after 8 a.m. He was flown to Fairfax Innova Hospital where he later died, said Virginia State Police spokeswoman Corinne Geller.
State police will not release the victim’s name because of the nature of the incident.
95 Jumper Dies
April 28, 2011 News, Traffic & Transit, Woodbridge No Comments
Update 2:30 p.m.
Police say the 56-year-old man from Prince William County who jumped from a bridge onto Interstate 95 this morning has died.
State troopers found the man lying in the roadway, at mile post 152, just after 8 a.m. He was flown to Fairfax Innova Hospital where he later died, said Virginia State Police spokeswoman Corinne Geller.
State police will not release the victim’s name because of the nature of the incident.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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More Complete
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Date: April 28, 2011 04:24PM
6X Wrote:
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> State police will not release the victim’s name
> because of the nature of the incident.
Wow, they are dead serious about that!
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> State police will not release the victim’s name
> because of the nature of the incident.
Wow, they are dead serious about that!
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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justsayin
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Date: April 28, 2011 04:28PM
Seems like the cops are paving over the facts, we need them to patch the holes in this story.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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Why not release his name?
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Date: April 28, 2011 04:45PM
Can the family ask that his name not be released? He did not commit a crime but he did waste the police,EMTS and us with tax money.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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6X
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Date: April 28, 2011 05:04PM
More Complete Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
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> > State police will not release the victim’s
> name
> > because of the nature of the incident.
>
> Wow, they are dead serious about that!
They know FFXU bridge trolls are watching to trash the dead man.
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> 6X Wrote:
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> > State police will not release the victim’s
> name
> > because of the nature of the incident.
>
> Wow, they are dead serious about that!
They know FFXU bridge trolls are watching to trash the dead man.
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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
496
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Date: April 28, 2011 09:28PM
I'll bet it was splatterific!
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
G01NHAM
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Date: April 28, 2011 11:23PM
eesh, go suck a weiner
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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Try Harder!
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Date: April 28, 2011 11:59PM
Puns re: 95 jumper = very weak.
Try harder!
Try harder!
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
yow
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Date: April 29, 2011 12:05AM
jumpin 9 to 5 what a way to take the livin'
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
What
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Date: April 29, 2011 03:31PM
What a great way to die jumping onto 95.
Try singing it like a diddy.
Try singing it like a diddy.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
FUNdamental
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Date: April 29, 2011 03:56PM
I read this thread yesterday, and this morning I gave my kids pancakes for breakfast. Coincidence?
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: April 30, 2011 12:31AM
I heard it was bumper to jumper traffic.
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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: April 30, 2011 12:35AM
He was ticketed for passing illegally.
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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
gary
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Date: April 30, 2011 12:40AM
This is a gruesome story that makes me feel jumpy.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
badpun_man
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Date: April 30, 2011 08:38AM
The last thing to go thru his head was the exit sign.
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Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
dono
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Date: April 30, 2011 08:50AM
Guess he was trying for the 'lowest altitude record' - what a let-down...
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: April 30, 2011 08:56AM
'Cause I'm freeeeeee............free fallin....
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
badpun_man
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Date: April 30, 2011 09:20AM
He thought he was Buzz Lightyear...
"To Infinity and Bey....*THUD*
"To Infinity and Bey....*THUD*
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
funny_man
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Date: April 30, 2011 10:30AM
He seemed like an appealing fellow until he hit the asphalt. Now they're "A peeling" him off the highway.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Bad Boy
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Date: May 01, 2011 07:28AM
Uh oh, here's another one in Loudoun County...
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/36/567019.html
This poor loser jumped from the top of a parking garage in their government center. With these gas prices, I can see why.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/36/567019.html
This poor loser jumped from the top of a parking garage in their government center. With these gas prices, I can see why.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
imbossfirst
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Date: May 04, 2011 01:37PM
It's real funny to laugh when that man who jump lost his wife four days before he jump. So you think about that before you laugh!!!
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Speak English
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Date: May 04, 2011 01:44PM
Your story makes no sense.
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
ProVallone
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Date: May 04, 2011 01:53PM
imbossfirst Wrote:
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> It's real funny to laugh when that man who jump
> lost his wife four days before he jump. So you
> think about that before you laugh!!!
you know, you're right..I thought about it, and now it's even funnier!
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> It's real funny to laugh when that man who jump
> lost his wife four days before he jump. So you
> think about that before you laugh!!!
you know, you're right..I thought about it, and now it's even funnier!
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
JBass
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Date: May 04, 2011 02:01PM
imbossfirst Wrote:
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> It's real funny to laugh when that man who jump
> lost his wife four days before he jump. So you
> think about that before you laugh!!!
AAAAANNND, you think bringing this thread back from 3 days ago is the way to keep his name off our tongue?
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> It's real funny to laugh when that man who jump
> lost his wife four days before he jump. So you
> think about that before you laugh!!!
AAAAANNND, you think bringing this thread back from 3 days ago is the way to keep his name off our tongue?
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Jenna Talia
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Date: May 04, 2011 05:14PM
It's the future of "extreme sport"... Wireless bungee jumping..
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
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More Complete
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Date: May 04, 2011 05:57PM
Wingless chicken wings. Wait, I mean, what?
Re: Man jumps off bridge over route 95
Posted by:
Jenna Talia
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Date: May 04, 2011 06:05PM
It's not the FALL that kills ya.. It's that rapid deceleration at the end...