All,

The user known as "Mr. Misery" has been banned.

Please see this thread for the exchange which prompted the ban, and specifically this post for my reasoning.

As Mr. Misery could not abide by the exceedingly simple rules here, as witnessed by this thread, he has been permanently banned from posting to Fairfax Underground.

While you may know this user by his pseudonym "Mr. Misery" it is actually the HUMAN BEING beind the computer being banned, which includes all of his other accounts.

Mr. Misery is actually the primary troll who has plagued this forum for years. Mr. Misery IS Alias. He is also the notorious Troll@AOL. I also happen to know his true identity (and it's an obvious one if you think about it) which I will withhold until I can file court paperwork and offer proof.

Mr. Misery, I have tolerated you for a long time, but it seems your tactics have changed and now are intentionally attempting to cause a ruckus, flood the forum, and generally make this website less of an effective resource for Northern Virginia residents. Please heed my warnings in this thread very seriously, as it is far simpler and less time consuming for me to pursue a legal route than to continually be bothered by your mindless antics.

You will be permitted to respond in THIS THREAD ONLY. You are officially on notice that you are no longer authorized to access this computer network, and any further attempts to access this network or server will be logged as evidence.

Everyone else,

If you see a post by Mr. Misery, Alias, or someone you suspect is Mr. Misery or Alias please report it to me.

Thank you, and good riddance.

- Cary (the admin)

edit by Cary @ 6:27pm: I may have spoken prematurely, Mr. Misery MAY NOT be Alias, but if they are not one and the same they have certainly logged into their accounts from the same Midlothian, VA Comcast IP address as recently as 1/8/12. Take this how you will. I have additional raw packet captures and custom-cookie logs to inspect before coming to any final conclusions.

edit by Cary 1/19/12 03:05: Unsticky.



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WOW!!!!! Who would have thought that!!!!! What do you think Harry??

Holy shit! Miz is Alias???? I didn't see that one coming.

Thanks for running the board for those of us who can use it maturely, Cary!

He made WTL look like "chopped liver".

My mind is blown that Misery is Alias. LMFAO!

Kittie Wrote:
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> My mind is blown that Misery is Alias. LMFAO!


Find that hard to believe, even when he was not here he was here. Kind of spooky when you digest it. Suspected it when Alias made the comment about "looking for pedophiles to babysit her kids", something didn't jive there.

Thank You Cary

 

I just don't know what to say, Mis is Alias? I think Miz is Harry & ----&____ &---

I think Übermensch might be Cary...

The dude must have literally been up 24 hours a day?

What do you think his true identity is and why is it so obvious as Cary says?

 

6X Wrote:
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> I just don't know what to say, Mis is Alias? I
> think Miz is Harry & ----&____ &---


6x, you were his biggest supporter. I was wrong though, I thought you and Miz were one and the same.

that's rough

This is reminiscent of a certain scene in a movie...



 
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now this has got me thinking... what is his true name? Looks like i'm not getting any sleep tonight

the grammar police Wrote:
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> now this has got me thinking... what is his true
> name? Looks like i'm not getting any sleep tonight


I know, Cary dropped a huge hint...

"I also happen to know his true identity (and it's an obvious one if you think about it) which I will withhold until I can file court paperwork and offer proof. "

 

I never thought this day would come.

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friskydingo Wrote:
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> The dude must have literally been up 24 hours a
> day?
>
> What do you think his true identity is and why is
> it so obvious as Cary says?


Well im guessing its obvious to cary since he can see ip addresses and match login times of names much easier.

Arthur Warren?

I know what his real name is... *snickers*



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betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Arthur Warren?


Probably one of his pseudonyms, but a REAL good suggestion was made to me via PM and if it turns out to be true, it would fucking amazing and ultimately hilarious.

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4lulz, the answer is revealed.

Warhawk Wrote:
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> > Arthur Warren?
>
>
> Probably one of his pseudonyms, but a REAL good
> suggestion was made to me via PM and if it turns
> out to be true, it would fucking amazing and
> ultimately hilarious.

He was Arthur Warren. I could tell. I thought he was Yagirll too. I know he was Orgasm Bump. I never thought in a million years he was Alias.

Warhawk Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> > Arthur Warren?
>
>
> Probably one of his pseudonyms, but a REAL good
> suggestion was made to me via PM and if it turns
> out to be true, it would fucking amazing and
> ultimately hilarious.

and.....

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> > betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Arthur Warren?
> >
> >
> > Probably one of his pseudonyms, but a REAL good
> > suggestion was made to me via PM and if it
> turns
> > out to be true, it would fucking amazing and
> > ultimately hilarious.
>
> and.....


Yea, for real warhawk, we need names!

 

WZ

I'm not sure about Alias being Mr.Misery.
I think they just both live in the Richmond area.

Whoa Man!! I'm blown away!!
Cary is the shit!!

I got a feeling Wrote:
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> I'm not sure about Alias being Mr.Misery.
> I think they just both live in the Richmond area.

don't question the man... he's got IP's and can tell one IP from another.. even if they're from the same area

I got a feeling Wrote:
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> I'm not sure about Alias being Mr.Misery.
> I think they just both live in the Richmond area.


He said they posted from the same ip, so if they're not the same they definitely know each other

WOW talk about multiple personalities!!! Alias appeared to be a far right Republican and Misery seemed to be a far left Democrat.

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> > > Arthur Warren?
> >
> >
> > Probably one of his pseudonyms, but a REAL good
> > suggestion was made to me via PM and if it
> turns
> > out to be true, it would fucking amazing and
> > ultimately hilarious.
>
> and.....


That's for the the initiator of that PM to come out and theorize.

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She always said if Miz goes she goes, I guess Tuttle will leave too. He always though Miz was the cat's ass and bloody blisters. Come to think of it,that FFXU after hours thread was just Miz talking to himself all night and morning long "super spooky"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misery is hilarious. I'll miss him. It will be boring here.

Could there be, in the history of the internet, a bigger douchebag than Misery. What was the point of it all? As I expected all along, he may have serious mental issues. Reminds me of Norman Baits in "Psycho".

Would love to see a list of all the assholes he's posted as.
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Kittie Wrote:
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> Misery is hilarious. I'll miss him. It will be
> boring here.


So you are him?

 

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> > Misery is hilarious. I'll miss him. It will be
> > boring here.
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>
> So you are him?


LOL...No. Fisky dont be silly.

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> be
> > > boring here.
> >
> >
> > So you are him?
>
>
> LOL...No. Fisky dont be silly.

is it just me... or does anyone else get a "vibe"?

Kittie Wrote:
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> Misery is hilarious. I'll miss him. It will be
> boring here.


Please cite examples of Misery being hilarious.

Numbers Wrote:
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> Could there be, in the history of the internet, a
> bigger douchebag than Misery. What was the point
> of it all? As I expected all along, he may have
> serious mental issues. Reminds me of Norman Baits
> in "Psycho".
>
> Would love to see a list of all the assholes he's
> posted as.



I know, what was even the point of it all?

 

Numbers Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
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> > Misery is hilarious. I'll miss him. It will be
> > boring here.
>
>
> Please cite examples of Misery being hilarious.


His stories. I liked them. I didnt like the suicide and flooding but I liked the stories.

omg, this is going to turn into a huge misery which hunt!

 

Kittie Wrote:
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> Misery is hilarious. I'll miss him. It will be
> boring here.


Granted I've only been monitering the posts on this website for a few days now, but the majoirty of the behavior I've witnessed on behalf of 'Misery' hasn't been funny at all, it's just been annoying, repeatative, immature, and petty.

Cary, Please reveal my IP. It's in Arlington! Not Midlothian.

The suicide was awful.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> The suicide was awful.


Wait, what? I thought he had just been banned. Or did he commit suicide BECAUSE he'd been banned?

I'm confused.

Kittie Wrote:
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> Cary, Please reveal my IP. It's in Arlington! Not
> Midlothian.


Midlothian?

That's random. How do you know it's Midlothian?

 

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
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> > Cary, Please reveal my IP. It's in Arlington!
> Not
> > Midlothian.
>
>
> Midlothian?
>
> That's random. How do you know it's Midlothian?


Cary , revealed it in the final Fuck You to Miz.

Übermensch Wrote:
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> > The suicide was awful.
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>
> Wait, what? I thought he had just been banned. Or
> did he commit suicide BECAUSE he'd been banned?
>
> I'm confused.


he has been flooding the off topic with suicide threats for the past 6 months or so...

friskydingo Wrote:
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> omg, this is going to turn into a huge misery
> which hunt!


The regular, 1 person per username, non-crapflooding, non-spamming posters want their pound of flesh. Now a whole bunch of unrelated people are probably going to be accused of being Mizery. This should be good...

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> > > Cary, Please reveal my IP. It's in Arlington!
> > Not
> > > Midlothian.
> >
> >
> > Midlothian?
> >
> > That's random. How do you know it's Midlothian?
>
>
> Cary , revealed it in the final Fuck You to Miz.


oh, he edited it since I last read it.

this is going to get exciting.


GET THE POPCORN

 

the grammar police Wrote:
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> > > The suicide was awful.
> >
> >
> > Wait, what? I thought he had just been banned.
> Or
> > did he commit suicide BECAUSE he'd been banned?
> >
> > I'm confused.
>
>
> he has been flooding the off topic with suicide
> threats for the past 6 months or so...


The modus operandi of an attention whore...

And I have no reason to doubt it. The guy was truly online here about 20 hours a day. I take his suicide threats with more belief now, more then ever. Knowing this.

I feel sorry for Miz, honestly. Whoever he is is clearly a disturbed individual. I can't help but feel some sympathy. I hope he can get the help he needs...

If miz isn't Alias.....then Alias... RUN!!!!!!

Everywhere!!!!!!!

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I feel sorry for Miz, honestly. Whoever he is is
> clearly a disturbed individual. I can't help but
> feel some sympathy. I hope he can get the help he
> needs...


I deff get that feeling too. He is clearly a disturbed individual.

Like I said before.. why? what was even the point of it all?

 

If it's accurate Wrote:
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> And I have no reason to doubt it. The guy was
> truly online here about 20 hours a day. I take
> his suicide threats with more belief now, more
> then ever. Knowing this.


It may take me about 5 seconds, but somehow I'll get over it.
If he does commit suicide, which self will he kill?

I could understand if someone wanted to come here and get their rocks off f-ing around with the forum every once in a while... but to do it 24/7.. That is literally a sign of a big problem.

 



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I agree with Numbers, Misery does have serious mental issues. He makes Norman Bates and Hannibal Lecter seem normal and perfectly sane.

Maybe?

Maybe Misery and Alias live together. They live in Midlothian so they might be from an incestuous family, given their clear mental retardation.

Numbers Wrote:
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> Maybe Misery and Alias live together. They live in
> Midlothian so they might be from an incestuous
> family, given their clear mental retardation.


lol

Our Bin Laden is finally gone.

Watch out for retaliatory events.

 

Sudden realization in effect:

This thread has legs and so far no one has attacked anyone but the one person (with many personalities) who hasn't posted in it at all.

Well, I take that back.. Eli Khalife is probably more like our Bin Laden.

 

Midlothian is where kings dominion is, right? Or close by?

Eli khalife is an annoying pain in the ass with zero redeeming qualities.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Midlothian is where kings dominion is, right? Or
> close by?


Actually no. It's due west of Richmond.

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Well, I take that back.. Eli Khalife is probably
> more like our Bin Laden.


Don't be an attention whore Eli.

Harry Tuttle owes everyone an apology for his defence of Mr.Misery through the years. I was dubbed but he was dubbed to the tenth power. shame on you Harry

Im not frickin Eli or anyone else for that matter!

 

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Im not frickin Eli or anyone else for that matter!


I confess. I am the friskydingo.

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> > Im not frickin Eli or anyone else for that
> matter!
>
>
> I confess. I am the friskydingo.


Also: Cary, Eli, and eesch

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> > Im not frickin Eli or anyone else for that
> matter!
>
>
> I confess. I am the friskydingo.


No, I am.

My two cents Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle owes everyone an apology for his
> defence of Mr.Misery through the years. I was
> dubbed but he was dubbed to the tenth power.
> shame on you Harry


*defense

If you were aware of what was going on you would have
noticed that Harry was supportive of Mr.Misery until about
the time Miz started self-imploding.
and that's when we started seeing all of the pathetic posts
from Miz to Harry. (and Alias, and Cary)
And that evolved into extreme verbal abuse.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Übermensch Wrote:
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> > friskydingo Wrote:
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> > > Im not frickin Eli or anyone else for that
> > matter!
> >
> >
> > I confess. I am the friskydingo.
>
>
> No, I am.

No, I am.

the grammar police Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> > > friskydingo Wrote:
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> >
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> > > > Im not frickin Eli or anyone else for that
> > > matter!
> > >
> > >
> > > I confess. I am the friskydingo.
> >
> >
> > No, I am.
>
> No, I am.

No, I am.

 

All the Richmond people are none other than MEADE SKELTON HAUFE.

Miz is Meade!!!!!! That's what Cary meant by obvious! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Numbers Wrote:
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> If it's accurate Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And I have no reason to doubt it. The guy was
> > truly online here about 20 hours a day. I take
> > his suicide threats with more belief now, more
> > then ever. Knowing this.
>
>
> It may take me about 5 seconds, but somehow I'll
> get over it.
> If he does commit suicide, which self will he
> kill?


LMAO!...good one

The Meade Haufe home is less than 5 miles from Midlothian Virginia

 

friskydingo Wrote:
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> The Meade Haufe home is less than 5 miles from
> Midlothian Virginia

That would be too freaky,frisky...lol
But, seriously...it would be

don't you think meade is too... wholesome? i don't think he would write about having anal sex with a pregnant girl he met at a grocery store....?




what if i'm wrong?


*shivers*

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> > The Meade Haufe home is less than 5 miles from
> > Midlothian Virginia
>
> That would be too freaky,frisky...lol
> But, seriously...it would be


FYI - that is what my PM was postulating. Maybe Alias is his sister. That would blow my mind.

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betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Miz is Meade!!!!!! That's what Cary meant by
> obvious! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!


Mr.Misery is Washingtone-Locian, they are one in the same. Miz revealed this in a posting about 9 months ago, when he claimed he wanted Alias as a mother, and WTL as the father. Riddle solved> elementary!!!!!!!

Warhawk Wrote:
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> > > The Meade Haufe home is less than 5 miles
> from
> > > Midlothian Virginia
> >
> > That would be too freaky,frisky...lol
> > But, seriously...it would be
>
>
> FYI - that is what my PM was postulating. Maybe
> Alias is his sister. That would blow my mind.


Wait...do you mean Gretchen?

No...no way. Depressed people can't be that creative.

Then again... Meade is an unemployed musician with all the time in the world to write this kind of stuff... and warhawk... that just blew my mind

The Alias is Gretchen theory is my own addition to the Meade is Misery hypothesis.

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It all makes sense...

Meade and his sister (presumably alias) live in Richmond and/or Midlothian Virginia.

Meade is unemployed; fancies himself and artist/musician; possibly disabled as Mr. Misery claims; socially awkward; Gretchen, meade's sister, certainly looks like she plays with dolls.

 

Warhawk Wrote:
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> The Alias is Gretchen theory is my own addition to
> the Meade is Misery hypothesis.


This has possibilities and jives with my inbreeding family post. We can all agree that Meade is at least semi retarded.

friskydingo Wrote:
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> It all makes sense...
>
> Meade and his sister (presumably alias) live in
> Richmond and/or Midlothian Virginia.
>
> Meade is unemployed; fancies himself and
> artist/musician; possibly disabled as Mr. Misery
> claims; socially awkward; Gretchen, meade's
> sister, certainly looks like she plays with dolls.


No...I'm sorry.
That theory isn't working for me.
I can't imagine Gretchen "really frumpy, mom jeans, no smile, bad bad hair"
coming up with the stories that Alias came up with.

So Meade is a closet pervert? I love it.

Miz says he's a virgin... I can't imagine Meade ever having sex.

This is all so nuts! Thank god I gave Miz a fake name when he asked!

misery has claimed numerous times to be a soft-spoken gentleman.

Conie Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> > It all makes sense...
> >
> > Meade and his sister (presumably alias) live in
> > Richmond and/or Midlothian Virginia.
> >
> > Meade is unemployed; fancies himself and
> > artist/musician; possibly disabled as Mr.
> Misery
> > claims; socially awkward; Gretchen, meade's
> > sister, certainly looks like she plays with
> dolls.
>
>
> No...I'm sorry.
> That theory isn't working for me.
> I can't imagine Gretchen "really frumpy, mom
> jeans, no smile, bad bad hair"
> coming up with the stories that Alias came up
> with.


I have found that the stranger people are, the more creative they can be.

 

If the banning is true, I for one am happy. He was the reason I left for awhile and why I don't post much now. I thought he was wz but wasn't sure. What really got to me the worst was the .... a baby thread and hiring a clown to touch the kids.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

It's totally Meade. He posts his own videos up for promotion.



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The charade is over, you owe it to your fans, come clean. Who were you?and how many of them were you. This may go down in history as the greatest hoax since the "Hitler Letters" or "Howard hugh's will".

I ate fried food today.

Conie Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
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> > It all makes sense...
> >
> > Meade and his sister (presumably alias) live in
> > Richmond and/or Midlothian Virginia.
> >
> > Meade is unemployed; fancies himself and
> > artist/musician; possibly disabled as Mr.
> Misery
> > claims; socially awkward; Gretchen, meade's
> > sister, certainly looks like she plays with
> dolls.
>
>
> No...I'm sorry.
> That theory isn't working for me.
> I can't imagine Gretchen "really frumpy, mom
> jeans, no smile, bad bad hair"
> coming up with the stories that Alias came up
> with.


It's always the quiet couple next door that has the sex dungeon prisoner. Never the people you'd suspect.

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