Ignorant, Butthurt & Envious!
This is me, Greg Thomas, psyching myself up for another day of shitposting.
Greg's active pelvic workout helps release trapped intestinal gasses he needs for quality shitposting.
Ignorant, Butthurt & Envious!
This is me, Greg Thomas, psyching myself up for another day of shitposting.
Greg's active pelvic workout helps release trapped intestinal gasses he needs for quality shitposting.
Maitre d' with an Eating Disorder
Megan Maitre d':
Early Evening Snack
Megan Maitre d':
Hi guys!
Welcome to Silverado!
(nom-nom)
What can I get you to drink?(nom-nom)
Megan Maitre d':
"Hey! Remy!
What the fuck is in the fryer oil?
These Arties fries taste like SHIT!"
Megan's Stomach Growls:
USGS registers the earth moving
Megan Maitre d'
Taste-test: new entree @ Patsy's
Mega-Megan Maitre d'
"When I wait Coastal Flats,
I start my day with a sensible breakfast.
For me, that's a box of Fruit Loops."
Megan Maitre d'
"When I'm at Mike's American, I can snack while I hostess.
That's why they pay me the big bucks!"
Megan Maitre d '
I had an interview for shift supervisor at Sweetwater in Merrifield.
They agreed to give me another 25 cents an hour. (Say, what mother fucker?!?)
That's when I let a 15 second rumbler go.
Megan Maitre d'
After my shift at Stupid Good, I got's me a boof an a fresh BBQ bird an I wenta town.
Gottdam wa that shit good.
Onna way back to G'ville, I bout blue up ma little corolla with rampant farts!
Megan Maitre d '
I woke up & look what I found in my kitchen:
My dumbass father got naked & was dancing around, shot in hand & his walker on the floor.
Megan Maitre d'
Here I am working. At:
Arties
Patsy's
Randy's
Mike's &
Jackson's