Poor
From Fairfax Underground Wiki
Poor is a resident of Fairfax. He is notorious for his incredibly low-income house/car/belongings/life. Some say that his squalor is exaggerated, but recent photographic evidence seems to point otherwise.
Diagram of aforementioned squalor.
House
Poor's house is an infamous Cape-cod model, built in the late 1960's. It has a decidedly uninteresting interior save for mediocre floring and fairly high quality patio doors. The oven, a fairly new Kenmore model, just recently replaced a very old, no longer functioning oven(It should be noted, the new oven was purchased from a friend). As for the exterior, a poorly maintained air conditioning unit that is the only to ever be installed in the house can be found in the backyard, in its lackluster glory. His driveway unfortunately only accommodates a single car. This fact is, strangely enough, not exaggerated.
I would post his address so you could see proof of the unbelievably small driveway, but he would explode and state that his life sucks from being poor and would likely go on to claim that this is bullying. I assure you that this is in reality a factual article meant to both entertain and inform.
