Foamy Sperm boy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ok ok let me get this straight, this thread is > people anonymously posting about some celebrity > type people they hate, but the posters pay > attention to every little detail of the celebrity > type people they hate We found the only guy left on the planet who would refer to LFF as a celebrity.
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Mike D1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Disgruntled OMearican Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Make that two segments that were heard in the > > previous batch. If this is trying harder, > please > > just stop trying. > > > I'm honestly shocked that you're burning the > calories to
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Make that two segments that were heard in the previous batch. If this is trying harder, please just stop trying.
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First 'Best Of' of the week and we are already hearing something that was part of the last round of Best Ofs from like a month ago. Wonderful.
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On a recent show LFF said that they lost track of the guy who wrote their pamphlet. I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that they claim to be the authors during the ads for their "spoken word album"?
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A GALLON? Jesus Christ. I now believe Robb wants to die.
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I never found dealing with a car seat that difficult a task. But I'm not someone who throws a tantrum when things don't work perfectly the first time. It probably is for the best that Mike had someone else install the seat for him because if he had done it himself, no doubt the car seat would have been thrown and perhaps broken and he would have had to call Kappy for money to purchase a second on
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Feeling accomplished!
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Sierra Nevada Spermy Foam Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Kevin Meaney. What a get. Best-sounding podcast. It impressed Creepy Todd anyway. I bet women call him a lot of things.
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Mike said back when the podcast started that if not for Oscar, he'd be a Walmart greeter. It was a joke of course but considering his age and health, he could do that. And then he could go through the store and open stuff and put it back on the shelf. Robb could go back to checking groceries. It's not the best gig but it's something. More than they are doing now. Who the hell announces trips to t
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I don't know exactly when (some time in the last month) or why it happened but Robb blocked me on Facebook. That's 2 down. Now I just gotta offend the illiterate beaner and I will be THE WINNER.
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He can, but those humps at Walmart didn't know to change all the TVs in Electronics to the Golf Channel so the boy would have something to stare at, making Mike's time interacting with the love of his life as easy as possible.
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Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > peekza Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > sooooo, this happened > > And...Spewak daughter was taken to Fall Out Boy > concerts on consecutive nights in Va Beach and > Columbia? She's an entitled hump. Even putting aside the whole "Cary
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Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Based on Mike being in Maine, I have two guesses > for his animal rage... > > 1. Squirrels. > > 2. Woodpeckers or some other noise making bird. > > > Raccoons are a distant third. Give this guy 64 silver dollars. The answer is crows.
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It occurs to me that Jr's birthday is in a couple of weeks. I wonder how LFF will ruin it this year.
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Whoops.
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Todd Hess has spoken his piece about the "week off" issue and it's just as weird and faggy as you'd expect. Bonus points awarded for the creative spelling and grammar!
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Good. Now how long before LFF logs in and starts whining about he is "soooo over the negativity"?
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Shrekk Spewakk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "PLEASE EVERYBODY, TELL ME WHAT A GREAT DAD I AM! > I NEED CONSTANT VALIDATION FROM YOU LEMMINGS! I'M > TAKING MY KIDS TO A CONCERT, ISN'T THIS > AMAZING??!!" And here's the most recent reply. I don't know when Robb was a better father. When he refused to get a job to support his family even though his wi
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Says Mike, "There is nothing in the world that matters more than his hack comedy crap that he needs to ejaculate onto the show as much as possible. And if anyone stands in the way you will be run over like he would run to the buffet at Old Country."
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Today LFF called Robb on his total inability to shut the fuck up and keep from blurting out every retarded thought that passes through his enormous head. It happened near the end of the episode and they only put the first 30 minutes up on YT for some reason so we don't get to see Robb make his hurt puppy face when Daddy yells at him. Damn. But the words Hack, Crap, and Shtick were used.
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Frau Blucher Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > WATCHIT. > > > > . > > > He has played it twice this week...On o good note, > if he doesn't play Uptown Funk on "Friday's" show, > it will mark only the second week since it was > released that
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It's mostly BOAT BOAT BOAT. Today we learned that Costco hasn't changed the price of their hot dog and pop combo in 30 years.
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Ah ah ah ah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or two-man laugh track when they can get Oscar to > chip in with his fake Guuh-Guuh-Guuh Better that than the weird squeaking thing he does.
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Wait? Not! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "This Rolling Stones song is technically a disco > record because there's a bass drum thump on every > quarter note... and now you know". > > Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccc > ckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk You! My thoughts exactly. I used to listen to Robb Radio (back before I was disgruntled)
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How can you even stand to watch the live stream? Robb is 8 billion times more annoying when you're actually seeing him fake laugh. Oscar is a fucking saint for putting up with that every day.
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Hey everybody, let's play a game I call "Deceit or Dumbass?". The object is to take an inaccurate statement from Mike and try to figure out whether he said it because he is too stupid to understand how something really works, or because he's betting everyone else is too stupid to understand how it really works. Today's statement is: "Vistaprint.com is one of the first companies to really believe
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Anyone else catch Robb say today that Patton Oswalt told him that the great thing about Mike's impressions is that he puts the person whose voice he is doing in situations they aren't normally in? Because he did say that... to BDK when he was pimping Young Adult. Nice try, Robb!
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Somebody got Daddy's gut.
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That's the O'Meara vagina ear to you. I bet his father had it too. Genetics, you see.
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