The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Disgruntled OMearican Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > On Thursday Douchie McFuckleton mentioned > th
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The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On Thursday Douchie McFuckleton mentioned that > they would be pre-taping Friday's show, didn't he? > Yet he couldn't be bothered to participate? I > for one welcome his absence. The three shows this > week that he wasn't on were better than the two he > was on. He said that th
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LFF had a mammogram. Since he's a first responder because he may have drunkenly wandered down to ground zero on 9/11, a cop because he used to drink with officer Jerky, and a biker because he owns a scoot he never rides, I suppose he is a woman now. Although maybe he already was, since he was in the room when his children were born. The last time he even had to remind himself that it wasn't about
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Salad Fingers in the mailbag! Now Oscar has joined Robb in groaning and making gagging noises throughout LFF's impression because it's just SO CREEPY YOU GUYS. Come on, Oscar. You're better than that.
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LFF complained about the censorship on the Golden Globes but acknowledged that TMOS is censored, and says that the archives are all still censored "just in case." Just in case? It has been 6 years, you dumb fuck. Every outlet that is willing to air your shitty show is already doing it.
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > RIP David Bowie I can hardly wait until tomorrow's audio vault, during which Robb will swear that "This one isn't on me!" although I'm sure the fan club is already wondering about that.
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now, insulting TMOS on the other hand... > > Great Joy. The best.
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greg merriweather () Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Remember this guy from Guess Who? With all my heart.
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Yeah, thanks for posting that. I didn't realize NINE PEOPLE agree with me. Better ban a few more there, Stephen! But be sure to insist that you've only kicked out 3 people while you do it. We all totally believe you.
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Blobb Spewsack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What started the latest klubber revolt? > > Loving it, and dying for more back story. Mike posted a video of some news reported in the middle of a storm being hit by a flying stop sign. A fan club member told him it is fake and Mike blocked him. Guy complained about it to the fan club and that prompted the
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For the fan club: I knew that'd do it. If you kicked me out to protect yourselves from having to read criticism of Mike, you're infants too. If you booted me to protect your dear leader from having to see it, remember that he blocked me almost 2 years ago for an equally stupid reason. Maybe one of the three of you he hasn't blocked yet can say Hi for me.
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With all his heart.
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Remember when Mike referred to a company wanting to be paid for their services as 'extortion'?
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Please. They won't notice for another day or 2. They have to drool over Mike attempting to talk up records first.
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Poetry Fact Checker Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Isn't Mike giving a speech at church this weekend? > I bet he reads an edited version of his poem, > which seems to be the unholy spawn of Man from > Nantucket and 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. Perfect description.
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Isn't this cat unemployed? I'm pretty sure he has the time to "dictate it into words" (the fuck?) himself before spamming his friends' pages with it.
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LFF is all but threatening to end the show entirely if we don't buy the bonus shows. He doesn't know what else to do or say to get people to subscribe. Give us a better show, asshole. I told you that in April. Nearly 8 months have passed since then and you still don't get it. GET IT?
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I wonder if Carla was allowed to read it herself or if LFF insisted on performing it for her, melodramatic inflections and all.
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Mike O'Meara's Man Muff Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thinks that are sad: > > He worked on that piece of shit. > > He thought that piece of shit was a real poem. > > He thought that piece of shit was worth reading > aloud. > > He expected and got no pushback from his staff on > the shittiness of that piece of shit. > >
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That should be, "FEWER of these diabolical fucks wake up." I thought he said English was his best subject. Maybe he was too busy pounding on his desk to proofread his lecture before posting it.
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ccradio Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Megan is still a member, though. Well yeah. They aren't going to boot me after I called them out for being quick to boot people. At least not until later tonight, once Mike has gotten his drinky drink on and unblocked me to read what I wrote and give the order to ban my hater ass before reblocking me for the second time
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Today's audio vault featured video of Martin Short dancing as Ed Grimley. *SIGH*
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On today's show LFF recalled eating 3 meals at a hockey game. He called it "one of the greatest days." Good. God.
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Four Hour Club Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Listening to Fatt Rob splooge his oversized shorts > over announcing high school freshmen football > games is really fucked. It's no coincidence he > only brings this crap out when LOLScar's not > there. Oh come on. He's so proud (yeah, he really said that) that he played music under his yakking. To hi
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painful Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > envy > > noun > > > a feeling of discontented or resentful longing > aroused by someone else's possessions, qualities, > or luck. > > desire to have a quality, possession, or other > desirable attribute belonging to (someone else). At least you've given up on accusing us of being jealous
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He's not feeling well but give him junk food, the remote, and a bottle and he'll be just fine. Just like daddy. Yeah, this kid will grow up to be 175 pounds. Genetics!
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whoisyourdaddy? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jealous > > adjective > > feeling or showing envy of someone or their > achievements and advantages You keep saying that but you have yet to tell us what their achievements actually are. Hmmm.
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Wait? Not! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Kid You Not Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Jesus. How old is this kid? He wants to be a > ninja > > or a dinosaur or Power Ranger. Way to fuck up > your > > kid's Halloween by making him part of your > > political "non-political" agenda. What
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Four Hour Club Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I don't think it was ever explicitly > mentioned, but that first Chrysler 300 was totaled > when he set it on fire, right? There have been > hints, but I don't think he's ever truly taken the > blame for it. When he first told the story, he started with 'Bottom line, I'm an idiot.' so he was willing to say
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defining this thread in 1 word Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > jealous > > adjective > > feeling or showing envy of someone or their > achievements and advantages. Which achievement do you think we are more jealous of - Mike doing a podcast from his bedroom or Robb getting his weight up to 350?
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