Bout time!
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She slobbed my knob once. Wasn't very good. Too much teeth and she really couldn't deep throat without almost puking. She does have a good tongue just needs more practice. Use what God gave you honey!
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But I was never asked to identify my sexual orientation when making the purchase. How do these gun store owners know if someone is gay or lesbian when they come in to buy a firearm? Now I suppose if someone comes in in drag or acting overtly faggish I guess you could assume? I think this is just more LGBT propaganda. http://kdvr.com/2016/06/14/gun-sales-surge-after-orlando-shooting/
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http://www.iflscience.com/brain/biotech-company-use-stem-cells-reactivate-brains-dead A biotech company in the U.S. has been granted ethical permission by the National Institutes of Health to use 20 brain-dead patients for what is sure to be a highly controversial study: From next year, they plan to stimulate their nervous systems in order to restart the brains. Bioquark is hoping that its part
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What was the award for Retard Rap?
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All I know is the the traffic on Rt 17 going thru Falmouth on almost any afternoon will rival anything NOVA can throw out. And if it's a Friday......forget about it! Just based on insane traffic mayhem, they should be an honorary member of a NOVA.
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It's about fucking time! It's been dead longer than this guy.
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Maybe I should have said egg salad?
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.....that almost every thread on this forum now gets hijacked and turned into the Misery/eesh/lizzie/Megan shit show? It's insane! You can post almost any topic..... puppies, kittens, ham sandwiches, whatever, and at some point the responses twist it into a discussion about these resident mental patients. It's actually hard to understand how one small group of social misfits can hijack a discus
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Numbers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't believe in "Hate Crimes". A crime is a > crime and the reason behind it is irrelevant. The > punishment should be same and adding the word > "Hate" in front of it won't bring back dead > victims or heal physical wounds any faster. > > The sight of 2 guys kissing each other doesn't > appeal
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six body cavity searches five cups of toilet hooch four cigarettes three prison tats two black eyes and an exotic STD
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Bout time people woke up. Time to send this redneck back to ArKansas
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Mike O'Meara Show Fan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Every one of those baboons with even one foot on > the car should have been shot. Nah.....they just figure taxpaying whiteys will take care of the damage. Why worry?
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Not katie!!!!!!!!! That would break my heart. Although I dont think lizzie has a cock so the damage can't be too bad.
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Hey how did I get dragged into this? (1) Never had sex with lizzie, she wanted too much money (2) Never got a blowjob from lizzie, same reason (3) I do not want to have sex or a blowjob from lizzie. She looks too much like a boy for me. (4) She has a couple friends I would bang if given the opportunity. Now, you sickos get back to your regular scheduled BS and leave me out of it.
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You people need to get with the program. Get Verizon internet, hook it up to your XBox and a whole new universe of TV and movie apps will appear before your eyes. Easy to find free ones too.
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I dont understand why one of you nitwits hasn't set up a live and/or pay per view death match type thing between lizzie & eesh against Megan & Misery. I think it would really haul in some cash for all of you losers. I think you could probably sell out some high school gym with the right promotion.
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http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/02/24/entertainment/erin-andrews-nude-photos-peephole-hotel-video-dwts-host/#1 I wouldn't even filet the dolphin looking at those pictures. Chill lady you aint all that.
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WSH LAX diamond Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Life is great! So last night I made the trip up to > Tampa to visit my gf Dottie. Chilling at her house > and then back down to Miami for Valentine's Day. > Uncle Herb didn't let me drive the Bentley up to > Tampa so instead I had to take an Amtrak. > Surprised they let me on lol. But Dottie is >
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Leg..end....wait for it...dairy! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > Eesh is a legend. The end. I'm afraid being a "legend" in this hell hole isn't much of an accomplishment. In addition, anybody can be an internet "legend" when you have nothing better to do with your time.
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Wonder what started that dustup? Negroes right? I love the ones running in front of the van like they are going to stop it! Run the other you dumb nogs.
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I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope and pray.........this tape is never released.
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Geee.....who are those 4 pictures in the original post supposed to be?
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Where has she gone? What happened to her? Why did she leave FU? Was she murdered? Did she run away? Did she die of an OD? Did she become a porn star? It's been over a year Jen.......come back to me. I need you now more than ever.
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Caitlyn still has a cock correct? How about we stop calling "him" her?
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I lost her.
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Why thank you........Merry Christmas! I would love to fill any one of these 3 with a load of warm creamy jizz. But if you want a firing order, I would have to go with middle first (she gets the biggest most potent load) followed by the one on the right and the one on the left gets leftovers. Anybody know where Clark High School is located? If they give me an hour or two I could possibly ser
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He had one job to do the entire night?
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If all this was done on white guys property and he never vandalized the black guys property, there is no crime. FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Besides, I bet money the black guy is no angel.
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All accusations aside, can someone please tell me what the fuck went on with Miz, eesh, and lizzie involving hospitals and jails? I'm not about to subject myself to the trauma of reading all these various posts.
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