You can outlaw guns but you will never outlaw stupid. Proud Lefty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Atom Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Finally got to use his gun, so it's not a total > > loss? > > > > Right Rightwing? > > > Outlaw all guns now! Hopefully Obama will do this >
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I have had this one stuck in my head since the early 80's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCMHEptwn18
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I still get Jim's every once in a while. They make a Tabasco one that is yummy.
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Pork rinds and slim Jim's.
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Bitch tried to charge my $150 to eat her pussy. I was like " bitch, shut the fuck up and get the fuck outta here." She couldn't live without my dick, so she gave me the pussy for a package of snackwell cookies.
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Hey, do they make spray on hair for the pubic area??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW4Bm7q_zOc&sns=em Gotta listen to the whole thing. The story is amazing.
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friskydingo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 5'7" and 365 here! good lord man, stop throwing shrimp on the barbie
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but depending on the time of year, you may miss out on some cool shit in mafia wars. friskydingo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why not just disable your facebook and twitter > when you apply if you believe that said employer > will be prying into your social media. When > convenient reactivate facebook..That's what Id do.
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Need to know gender too. If you are a male OP, then you are an overweight fattie according to the BMI but not an obese fattie. Ahmayzin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, not a Michael Jackson thread. I'm just > curious to know how many fatties are FFXU > regulars. Since so many claim to be better than > others and so perfect. :) lol. So have at
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why even ask an interviewee, couldn't the employer figure it out on their own??
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I might go too. I hope he covers Zappa's Bobby Brown Goes Down again. It was a crowd pleaser when he did it at that old folks home in Glen Allen.
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those are two of the cornholiest cats I have ever seen. BB looks like Henry Rollins - just needs a misfits tat.
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I hadn't heard about the meltdown. Is it safe to say that he had a 21st Century Breakdown??
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One in a million Andie, here's looking at you:
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unsolved mysteries? did they film any re-enactments for that piece?
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that is one ugly chick. I watched the whole thing, and she serves up a plate of hurl at the end...on crackers.
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SoylentGreen Wrote: > > I can top that one easy...true story. > > When my kids were babies we had huskies. Three of > them. If you know anything about huskies you > understand the massive amounts of hair they shed > year round. > > One sunday afternoon during a football game my > wife asked if I was ever going to vacuum up what > had become a shag rug that wa
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I am surprised Madonna is an Obama kinda gal. Most old farts vote republikan.
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RIP Andy. Everything I do, I do it for you.
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He actually wrote a song about diarhea in purcellville. Used to be on his old blog site. No joke, it was called the brown blues or something like that. BetsyRoss101 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > stink 0 rama Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > By pure coincidence, I walked into a coffee > store > > in
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RIP Lil' Wayne. Party on dude, party on.
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RIP Andy:
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there is this restaurant on 29, south of Culpeper, called the Bavarian Chef. It is a haul to get there but well worth it. The food and beer is excellent.
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I know some parents that only let their kids have a school lunch once in a blue moon. Then, there are those parents that let their kids have a Blue Moon. The orange slice makes it healthy.
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I didnt realize the OP lives in a cardboard box. Well, the hosing down method wont work...but upgrading to a large plastic storage container will! 496 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How hard is it to dust a cardboard box? > JK, how's it going Phist?
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perhaps it is the smell of patchouli that is running everyone out.
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who wants to buy a school lunch anyway? i dont care what school or what decade, school food is only a few steps above what you would get as a meal on a plane or in a hospital. Packing is a much better option, especially around the holidays - my mom would always pack me a little fudge as a treat.
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The best alternative, if you have rubber bed sheets and floor drains in every room, is to spray everything down with water. My mom used to vacuum first, dust last for the same reason you described. You run the vacuum and dust just covers everything.
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wow, someone shoved a bass guitar through that guys head.
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