What gave you that idea, about the working?
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We're there memes before compooters? Like a verbal meme or something.
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Now would be a good time for a why u mad meme pic.
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I will fart most anywhere. Most people are too embarrassed to say anything. They will start looking at the closest person with suspect eyes though.
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Shoes and leather products. in india Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A Tanner? Like... he tans? He gets a tan? or he > tans people? > > eyeball kid Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Yes, and that he needs to cut ties with all the > > lyes. he is a tanner by training. indian guys &g
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Farts. The Pumpkin Picasso Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > what kind of thing do you rather want to discuss > then?
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Yes, and that he needs to cut ties with all the lyes. he is a tanner by training. indian guys have the weirdest professions. Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm going to use that one... Nice work... Did you > tell him that if he doesn't want to see you again > you would understand? > > eyeball kid Wrote: > ------------------------
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Dennis Haskins.
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My brother in law is mad at me right now. His grand pappy had part of his colon removed, cancer you know. Well, I made light of it by telling him that his gramps now has a semicolon.
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This is why I stayed away from after dark. This isn't my thing. I like to come on here at my own time and at my own pace.
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Facing a sink. i held onto it and hovered above the porcelein. i even scooted forward so it would dangle a bit over the lip. the turd was green. from freezie pops. arry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How did you attack the urinal? > > Were you facing the wall? Did your ass touch > porcelain? Urinal cakes? Urinal screens? We need > more de
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Once my gal was giving me a hum job and i was scrolling the channels. landed on mr. ed. Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > eyeball kid Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Did any of you ever watch mr. Ed? > > Of course... it was awe inspiring as a young lad > to watch that talking horse... Ar
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I took a dump in a urinal today. Left the paper in there too.
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Did any of you ever watch mr. Ed?
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Are you taking questions from the peanut gallery? If so, Shermie and the little red headed girl have questions.
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I will understand. I will understand. You are not out of stuff. Just BE man.
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Someone pour us a glass of your thoughts. I have a small tumbler. And an olive.
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Feels like old times ma frens. Anyone have a sarlaac pic?
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Eddy. He was one of the greats. Miss that cretin.
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Wait, which one of you pussy posse men is Miz? And is combustible Eddie here? That guy stole my Segway.
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It does suck. I could be getting my dick sucked and fingering my best gals butthole while that shit goes down. But no, I had to log into this jam instead. This place is like a school in summer - no class, and no bitches wearing daisy dukes with their vulvas wrapped around the crotch.
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Lettuce water is good stuff. My mammie used to sprinkle it her Melba toast. Made a batch of Chen mix tonight...it would be good with some lettuce water.
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it'd be nice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe he can take you along without a chute for > you.
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I dont think we are heading that way. You have to look at productivity, that and the fact that, while not great at the moment, our economy is much more robust than that of Greece or Spain. It really makes a case for cutting regulations though - we need to allow the business sector to truly move full steam.
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+1 and #2 Tax Pair Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > perspectives Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I can write off my Depends? wtf > > Sure. They're either a medical expense or > equipment used in production. One of the two.
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I was passing my neighbor's house today, and I noticed that the elderly grandmother that moved in last year was out on the front porch. According to Ms. Eustice Havesham, Romney has it locked! Me: "Hi Ms. Havesham, how are you?" Ms. Havesham: stares blankly Me: "Ms. Havesham, who will win the election in November?" Ms. Havesham: "Rummey" I think Rummey is close enough. Barry O better start pac
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just throw them in the burning barrel at the end of your alley.
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that is what they call tough love right there. Black Helicopter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So, the kid was breaking into the neighbor's > house...the neighbor called the guy at home who > just happened to be the perp's father. Dad comes > out and smokes his kid. I don't see the problem > here...his kid was committing a crime.
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aren't most printers sold 3 dimensional? My HP laser jet is.
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can anyone guess what this alien surface shot is of?
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