He banged the hell out of Olive Oil.
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Lee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is the worst forum ever what a bunchunch of > racists swine loving idiots of fairfax county. > Makes me ashmed to live in the same space as you > people. > > -fairfax resident since '91 Your spelling and grammer makes me "ashmed" as well.
Forum: Fairfax County General

I'm NOt on MEdS, bUT READing WHat YoU tYPE makeS mE waNT to SNoRt prozaC YoU aRe a douBLE DIPPing BaNaNa faCe and NOt onlY batSHit craZY, BUt tOad pISS STUpid AnD AnTEATer uGly pLUS You hAVE A rASH
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M. schlocumb Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Im wondering who will own the car after the civil > suits are settled. The Joker or The Riddler is my guess
Forum: Fairfax County General

This is fun!
Forum: Fairfax County General

tHe inMaTes arE RuNninG The aSylUm
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Any question? Well, here goes... Does Tony wear nylons when he attends the drag show at So Addictive?
Forum: Springfield

That lily pad looks like a nice place to take a dump.
Forum: Chantilly

I've heard it was very common.
Forum: Centreville

Babysitting and prostate massage, with a quick check for polyps. One Stop Shopping.
Forum: Northern Fairfax General

iSn'T tHat thE pOt caLLing thE keTtle blaCk?
Forum: Fairfax County General

It's like Stevie Wonder accepting being blind. It's what it is, what can you do? Maybe if you stop being so self absorbed and whiney, that may help too.
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What would have happened if your kids saw the fetuses? They would have turned into a pillar of salt?
Forum: Fairfax County General

Maybe she needs a guy who'll buy her a real purse? you wouldn't want her to perform phony fellatio would you?
Forum: Fairfax County General

Miss Stansbury is a Private First Class!! All of the rest are obese, have strange haircuts , and horrifing mustaches.
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I miss the wall
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Another cute puppy grown up to be an ugly dog.
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strong tea and pornography
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It's like using a fake gun for a holdup. It's still a robbery. Most women would not welcome the unwelcome surprise appearance of a penis. It scares them like a gun would scare a cab driver. The charges could hold. My advice, pay for your pancakes, be greatful for The Lamb Center, and keep your penis, faux or otherwide, out of sight.
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More like Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, what?
Forum: Fairfax County General

I suggest you become a Fireman
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Whew!
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Apparently post marital sex is ok, given all the "family values" guys that trade in their spouses for a newer model repeatedly.
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father save this one Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > God knows you are masturbating furiously and he's > sick of it. I pray for your soul to be cleansed of > all sins... Take it from me..this is TRUE! God HATES to see his children rubbing off..but HE is loving and forgiving HE gave me a chance to repent..I knew I would go BLIND if I continued to SPILL
Forum: Fairfax County General

Couldn't they find anyone more ancient or insignificant than Pat Benetar? Besides Meade Skeleton , of course.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Notice the African drummer dressed in primitive loincloth, while the lily white violinist bitch looks all civiized and shit . Waldenthreenet are RACIST!
Forum: Vienna

Does the bitch with the tamboreen give head?
Forum: Fairfax City

Tony, is anal available?
Forum: Burke

Are you saying that Lizzie is really Rush Limbo?
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I hate Rush Limbo, but that chick has bad teeth and a mustache.
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