Because she's laughing at your little dick?
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Ban cranes! Ban the commuter ferry!
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Cause you have a little dick?
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If you have kids, you must be separated for a year, but you can fudge the date if needed... Are you hot?
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For Fairfax, I would guess around 5'11"....
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Didn't Alabama win a national championship at the Rose Bowl a few years ago? Hardly a home game...Auburn won in Arizona for thier championship. Sounds like a bunch of whiney-ass VT fans who wouldn't know what a bowl game is. Maryland has joined the Big 10 (12?) Now you will see some real football.......
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DC Area: 2nd Largest Penises in America And they all wear smedium American Eagle shirts and drive in the left lane.
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I liked the "with four police crewsers and four officers" part myself....
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Look at how many people lived through the earthquake....this is just the icing on the cake for them.
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All the roads are flooded...stay the fuck home.
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Belle Haven and Huntington will flood and blame all their troubles on everyone but themselves..."Why didn't people tell us it was going to rain?" Electricity will go out causing people to panic and cower in the fetal position because they can't charge their cell phones and iPads. How will they update their Facebook status?? Several people will have to be rescued from their cars because the fuck
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Does he have a cool porn 'stache too?
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I Call BS Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Obama's team set this whole thing up. Too > coincendental this close to the election when > Obama is falling in the polls like a lead ballon. > Obama is hoping this terrorism scare will make him > look good to the American people, kind of like > Bush raising the terrorism threat level right > before
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Thinkbox MC Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you mean Cable gift card? > > WTF is a cabela you dumb fuck. Will this work for > Fios too or only Cox Cable? You fucking idiot....Cabela's is an outdoor, hunting/fishing/recreational store.
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Met Wendy Reiger in Old Town, Alexandria one night.....she was sloshed. And she does love the cock.
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Have you tried locking your doors? Taking important/expensive things out of your car when you get home?
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I wonder if there would be this much talk if he wasn't a rich white kid.....
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They're used to having to shout over the radio....
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100's of people went to court without attorney's...
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EnoughofTHIS Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > seriously. > i dont even know where this person could have even > managed to flip over. Probably by taking pictures with their phone while driving...
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Don't confuse the fucking retards with facts.....please.
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Without a doubt, its racist. To show my support, I'll never use a gas lantern again.
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I love it when fucktards call this area a "police state". Grow the fuck up and move out of mommy's basement. Take you Che Guevara poster with you. BEH was spot on....do what you're suppose to do and you'll never deal with them. Fuck around and you'll see them on a regular basis.
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Funny...I was at a house party last weekend and started talking to this chick who couldn't find her boyfriend. So I took her out to my car and she blew me.
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Davis Ford Road?
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Can I bring my 14 year old g/f? Her papi is cool with it... What's the over/under number of white boys with hats on sideways and wearing wife beaters attending?
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gridlocked Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The news reported massive crowds at the event. > Anyone see that? 3000 tickets were given away for 1500 seats...
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anonymousguy123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I kno bro im not goin nywere n smoke nomore. Stayn > home. But yea will they b piss testin me? Like > after im done the community service stuff? No, but they will give you a spelling test.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
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I came back from North Carolina Saturday and it wasnt too bad.....other than the fucktards from New Jersey and New York thinking they were in New Jersey and New York.
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