1069er 1069er we've got whores loose in the city, we need backup now!
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like2eat@theY Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BCAAs You hit that RIGHT on the head. Branched chain amino acids and an amino acid complex is the shit for post workout recovery. A protein supp. w/ creatine works better for overnight recovery.
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And here I thought you sick bastards were having a discussion about masturbating "with" your pets.
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Sometimes you just have to react to another's ignorance. If a douchebag is drunk and wants to fight, there's no reasoning with him. Cut the chase, lay his ass out, and rock on.
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Bye bye Miss American 3.141592654
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Hetherington wanted to be in the shit. If we live by the sword, we will eventually die by it. Rest in peace Hetherington
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I thought with the modern set top boxes and digital signal decoders that cable couldn't be stolen anymore without serious hacking.
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They are always in the vehicle doing the exact posted speed limit
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Someone needs to start setting pirate traps off the coast of Africa. Put something tempting yet armed to the teeth out there to lure the bastards in and just exterminate them. It would make for a phenominal tv series. Fuck Whale Wars, when you can watch our military's finest ravish these RPG chuckers.
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I love it. As stupid as it is, I can see where he's coming from if he were discovered by me in my house. I doubt he'd get a 9 in on the keypad though before his chest exploded. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41969347?GT1=43001
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Dawg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I heard a story about a teacher that grew up in > North Dakota, maybe South, but that's beside the > point. This person grew up in a small rural town. > There were no blacks in the entire county and for > miles around, so they had never even seen any > blacks,except for on TV. Anyway, they got this > lit
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I've wanted to see Muammar Gaddafi dead for 30 years.
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I was thinking of more like this..
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I've sported a shaved head for 20 years due to balding. Some women like it and some don't. It's as simple as that. I've never had any problems finding women; just keeping them around after 3 years seems to be a problem. Those that like us are usually the high libido women that prefer tough and testosterone exuding men.
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Blame it on sex, some of us are finally getting laid.
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graymoose1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fry the little bastard I agree, the DNA stops here.
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mr. Misery Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > muse has a bidet > > > The first time I saw a bidet, I thought it was a > little potty for washing feet. So, I washed my > feet. Lol......better than thinking it was a water fountain like a friend of mine's son d
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I predict that Camping and his flock will drink poison on May 21st 2011 and try to fly away on a fucking space ship
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She's cute, but I'd really like to break one off in that Kel Tec.
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In a church baptismal pool at age 16. Our youth group had meetings on thursday nights and one night my girlfriend and I decided to sneek off away from the group to make out. We went through a few doors and stairwells and found entry into the baptism area behind the pulpit. The pool was empty, but nevertheless an arousing thought of just being there. We went from just kissing to let's see how
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Vios con dios (multiple loud gunshots) pinchi joto!!!! I'd just like the opportunity to walk up to a drug lord with it and say "Joo see what I'mina kill Joo wit essay?"
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tomahawk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fuck these haters. Build your railgun. Don't point > it at your neighbor's house. Good luck. Yea..what he said! Just keep in mind that you may not want to post your progress online unless your projectile is only capable of bruising a tomatoe; BATF and some other D.H.S. agencies could consider you a domestic terro
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Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My monkey is expecting... Is Obama the father?
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chicken livers, hog brains scrambled with eggs. turtle, fish, frog, snake, beetles and possibly a chunk of Panamanian or two, depending on the duration of the mission.
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Forbesanton Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Your property value will plummet. > > > If the Washington Post is reporting it, it's > probably already a done deal. On the bright side, > the towers are only ~60ft. Citizens might get > lucky and not have all the regulation-exempt > government/military equipment dumped on them. For the $35,00
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Smear it with a mixture of salt, pepper and fresh "pressed" garlic cloves. Sear it on all sides in a pan with peanut or canola oil. Roast that mutha sloooooow for 20-25 minutes per pound at 275F for medium rare. If you eat it any other way you are a fag. The first 10-15 minutes temp at 350F, then back it down to 275F. Enjoy with garlic mashed potatoes and a medley of steamed vegetables and
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > eesh Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > Medicare paid millions for unneeded stents, > Senate > > finds > > That's terrible. > > Hey, eesh... I got nominated for best poster. Can > you believe it? > > So, what do I do? Send
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I'm far from gay, but I would certainly bend any of those penis sniffers over a chariot and ass rape them just to show them who's really a bitch.
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tomahawk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's Buzz Aldrin, not Armstrong. Lay off the > tequila maybe? Dohh! I'm not as think as you drunk i am. nevertheless you are right on both answers. +2 They all looked the same to me in 1969.
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Conie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Watches are not about telling time anymore. > They're "arm jewelry" and status symbols. I purchased a Suunto Vector for timekeeping and functionality. It's a beast and quite ugly. Considering that my hobbies are backpacking, whitewater kayaking and disposing of bodies in remote wilderness areas, I find that the Suun
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