Charlie Sheen, by speedball and choking on his own vomit.
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It would be like experiencing hell before actually going there. But wait...hell is a lie.
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Armed men in masks and body armor will be kicking in your door any day now.
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Nice shemagh. I went through a few of those in the sandbox.
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defender Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He could be innocent, please remember the Duke LAX > case before you attack him. His religion is > pieceful. Yea, anybody asking for c4 for religious purposes should be considered peaceful. Tool
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> a one night stand during the daytime? Wouldn't that be a one day stand?
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In 2010 Bury+Partners prepared a site plan for a Wendy's at that exact location. Don't know for sure if its still a Wendys, but the site grading looks similar to the original plan.
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Someone should go kick his ass, take his wallet and post all of his personal information to other scammers. Varmin.
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Rtards have a right to go postal too.
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With a portion of the aging transcontinental pipeline running through this region, this too could happen in a populated area near you.
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How do you think i met her mother..
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How did you get this pic of my daughter? Are u the loser she's fucking now?
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My, what lips it has. Looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Mick Jagger. Definitely shemale
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It sounds like a good start at reducing their deficit. Maybe we should consider some humane means to help reduce ours.
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Awesome. I hope I could be so lucky to die that quick when my time is up.
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Ding an sich Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Say what you want about the others, but vikings > were not 'subhumans'. > > And I think you meant 'Mongol' (not 'Mongrel'). Yes I meant Mongolians. And being descendants of Vikings I surely do consider some of my ancestors as subhuman. I guess war is war, but I dont fancy rape and pillage tactics when I
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wnrsm Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is "Maryland" a race? > > If yes, then that race drives like shit. I can not believe this. I have just realized that I am a racist, because I hate Marylanders. I am soooo ashamed.
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Hmmm 250 ps....oh my I!!!! My grandfather warned me about those Germans.
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Unfortunately, he seems to be the lesser of the evils at the moment. I'm not convinced with any of them. Let's write in for Steven Segal to run. As an actor he sure seems to love helping people when he could be doing whatever he wants. Now he's taking a job with the US Boarder Patrol. He's got my vote.
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Hot! That would have come in handy in Afghanistan, but would have added another 20 lbs to my pack that a laser designatior and another 400 rds of ammo already had reserved. Go for the fleshlight instead.
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> > How do YOU feel knowing you're too retarded to > properly assess causality? > > > Nothing against 'Jeff', but his friends are none > too smart... When you die, kill yourself or get killed for being a dick, call us from the spirit world, hell or the dirt to let us know where you are so we don't end up in the same place as you.
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Gone for two years and I return to a ffu with no Alias. Lets dig her up and have our way with her.
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They say that JFK would have fucked a snake if you held it for him. He also was renowned for balling Marlyn Monroe among other hotties back in the day. read about the Romans, who most of us are decendants of, along with Mongrels, Vikings and a plethora of other subhuman cultures that ravished humanity over generations. A Roman style orgy sounds pretty fucking hot, but when I walk away from one
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I was banging this Persian chick a few years back and rolled her over to discover what appeared to be a tramp stamp. It was hair like that and I nearly hurled. So i'm gonna say gal is possible on that last one.
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Why would they ban Alias?
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Aside from niki with tattoo freckles and cow eye implants, ginger chicks that are attractive, are very attractive.
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I was really hoping for zombies as opposed to asteroid or Armageddon.
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I always love the justifications Bible thumpers > come up with for this line... > > > “I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man > to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, > it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of > a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdo
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Faggons or dragons?.....that is the question
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Whimsical fuckers
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