I was reading this article, http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33173858/ns/today-today_people/ , and it had the following photo in the story. Hilarious:
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That is pretty awesome. I wonder if that is the same guy that used to ride a gray parrot around in a remote controlled monster truck in the town center??
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I would never use a sprayer, or similar gimmicks, on the interior of a house, especially if it is not something you are accustomed to using. You will find your self having to apply multiple coats with it to avoid streaking, lines, and mottling especially if you are using any finish above a flat. I would stick with rolling by hand first, getting as close to any edges as possible. Then, after that
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are you really a midget?
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Oh, the drama! Did all this happen at band camp, the summer before you started high school?? inkahootz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Czar Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > gotcha.. what is the relation with you and > thursty > > (aka thurston moore?) > > > Back when he posted as Bob, he wa
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No doubt that she was scorned...Well, this will obviously be her next book club selection:
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Nope. you are just trying to justify your shallowness in the case of your "great guy friend" Gwen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Guys are shallow all the time, why can't women be > sometimes?
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I am listening to it right now. give me a moment to soak it all in...
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Beatles, the debate is not even worthwhile.
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And when he logs in, what will his screen name be?
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Did the tool read your post yet?
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so true. MrMephisto Wrote: > ... except that decent, honest, reliable guys with > good personalities get put in the friend zone > almost immediately, so they can be a shoulder to > cry on after another shaved-chest-on-Craigslist > douche breaks her heart. You know, because they'd > hate to ruin the friendship.
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It's not that I dont get it, it's just a bad metaphor.
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But to not tell is sort of like the whole Carly Simon, 'who is "you're so vain" really written about' conspiracy. Don't be a Carly, although she had nice jugs on the No Secrets album cover...
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No, they go to see Rocky Horror to throw hotdogs at the screen and trash the theater...Now that would be worth $5 to see at a Meade Skelton show!
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LOL Warhawk Wrote: > She should light it, by lighting a fart out of her > big fat ass. I hate Oprah.
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Maybe she was speaking of the credits and secretly aspires to be a best boy grip.
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You should not sell yourself short like that. Most people are fairly decent, interesting, and have plenty to offer the right person. It sounds like you have just met one too many schmucks. You should take a risk in your next relationship - don't go after the same shaved chest, CL posting tool bag types - branch out a bit and you might surprise yourself. Gwen Wrote: -----------------------------
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oh...so you are familiar with that one are you??
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So you did dump him then? Good for you. As retribution, you could always take the dog for yourself.
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he should perform nude there, record the show and release it as his next album entitled "Music From Big Pink"
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Just allow your sadness to manifest itself into blind rage towards a defenseless canine and I bet it will feel like old times again.
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Meat Loaf's Bat out of hell album has some really bizarre lyrics. "I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks But there aint no coupe de ville hiding at the bottom of a cracker jack box"
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Wow, is that legit? He is playing at a place called the Pink Shop??
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Bruce Springsteen always claimed that Manfred Mann did say douche but I don't by it. On a related note, the original Springsteen version is actually much better than the more famous remake. bloody blisters Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > for the longest time i always thought they were > saying "wrapped up like a douche, another owner in > the night" and
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Besides, Mr. Zombie is more human than human - that makes him super human.
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huh?
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Maybe they just like to play with words. I read an interview with Mike Patton once, during his Faith No More days - the Angel Dust era - and he was asked if his bizarre lyrics had any meaning. He essentially said no, that he will use whatever combination of words that work best within a rhyming scheme and/or the cadence of a particular piece of music. Case in point, here are the lyrics for Jizzlo
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ha. I could see that with Octopus's Garden. Alot of the Ringo tracks have that retarded vibe to them. His low was recording You're Sixteen on one of his solo albums. Although I am guessing he was still fairly young at the time, anyone over 18 singing that song comes across as a total child molester.
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