WTL's pic - hot Fail Safe's pic - I nearly crapped myself in fear. WTF? - is someone dangling a raw chicken over her head? Is she a flesh eating zombie?
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They should use all that sand and fashion an enormous glass dildo to be used to penetrate the west. That will show us.
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well that certainly zeroes it in...
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You should hang it in his ass. How else will he learn that he cannot continue this kind of tom-toolery in his next relationship. You owe it to all women to nip this in the bud. That being said, I am happy to help but I need more. Out of that first half of the alphabet - A through M, is he on the left or right of the letter G?
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Does the first letter of his profile name fall in the first or second half of the alphabet?
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I see both sides. I think that policy is a bit extreme on the one hand. However, perhaps the school is taking a leap of faith and assuming that no parent would be that irresponsible - so it does not matter how extreme a policy they institute because they are banking on the fact that they never have to make such a phone call. Yet, as responsible parent points out - schools are not babysitting se
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I say hot. It is only natural to have to drop a deuce after all.
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Only in a wild world would that happen. WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What about calling your cat "Yusuf Islam?"
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I had a dental appointment this morning and it was pretty interesting. The hygienist that did the cleaning was quite attractive, tall and buxom. As I was laying on my back in the chair and she was working above me, the height of her chair was such that the bottoms of her breasts were balanced perfectly on my face. I was literally enveloped in a booby cave - I cannot believe she did not adjust the
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I always see your name on here when someone references drugs and violence (and fisting). Do you fit into the "legit non white suburban rappers" category? And exactly how many non white "suburban" rappers are there? Didn't you mean urban?? inkahootz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As far as fairfax goes I think Lyricks is better > because he can flow w/o h
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I heard it was something at Damon's, around 6 pm.
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Given the level of interest generated in the Pagans thread posted yesterday, I would like to point out Mr. Lee's misuse of a possessive apostrophe below. Mr. Lee, you should spend a small part of that $100,000 and pick up a copy of The Elements of Style by Strunk & White - it may help you. Thomas Lee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > TAKE YOUR WHITE
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This employee is correct. The chips and salsa must be purchased but remember that the diarrhea it may give you is absolutely free. chilis employee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i work up at that chilis and whoever told you that > chips and salsa were free with two drinks are > fucking with you. and damn right best happy hour > in fairfax...come on
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O Rly
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I am surprised that a Bloom/Shitty Kitty actually has the dividers. The one that I worked at in college had only one, and it was periodically used to unclog the public toilets.
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I have to say the MJ memorial. All the little particulars - the tear on the eagle, the pepsi logo, the similarities to many 9-11 memorials, etc. - makes this a true work of art.
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I have no idea...better to ask Kenny Baker. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Baker
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Maybe it was a good ol' fashioned pistol whipping. I heard that is the new machete.
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hear, hear
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Yeah, what is the point of driving a Lexus when there are other options that are by far cheaper and serve the main purpose - to get you from point A to point B. I remember back in college that there was always that group of guys in my dorm that thought they were hot shit because they were cruising around campus in a Lexus or a similar high-end vehicle. What most of them refused to advertise was t
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Maybe they were mail helicopters.
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Sure they are, as long as they are fulfilled. Collecting money, power, women - that is what floats Trumps boat. To each his own.
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+10 I agree. MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I define "rich" as having everything you want.
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Wow, I did not know that Bjork had a new video out. Thanks for sharing.
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Here is another one that I think is totally hot but seems to be the subject of much debate like Tina Fey. Other opinions?
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Like it matters, most members of Congress cannot read anyway. Besides, they collectively fail to seriously debate most issues since that would require actually taking a position on something. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY
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Question Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If I were making music while on Valium, I would > likely go in the direction of Pink Floyd mixed > with a little G. Love / Jack Johnson vibe. > Perhaps even chilled-out lounge music. Wow, you really are on drugs.
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The next time it happens, grab the unwanted items and as you hand them back to cashier to remove them from your bill - lick each one. This will ensure that the shopper behind you will never forget again.
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try chewing gum. it really works wonders, especially while drinking heavily.
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I believe both are a bit nutty at this point. Amazing that they split really, they seem so right for one another now.
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