Touch My Joe Camel by the Pansy Division. Actually any song by them fits that bill. But here are the lyrics:
I saw the billboard and thought of you
Low hanging balls, round and smooth
I don't smoke, ain't gonna start
Just ' cause they made public a private part
They give pleasure, let there be no doubt
I like having one in my mouth
I want to touch your Joe Camel
And while we're at it, reach out
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