he died a long time ago!
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mr mephisto, you have opened my eyes to a whole new demension. i only knew of google, twitter, and this enchanted Blog site. your definition for lol has brought me some insight. i will now sojourn through the mystical interweb and see the vast array of pornography (kittens)
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I didn't think it was so much sperm as it was > "Cock and Balls." sex change operations are very common these days. im sure there is a doctor out there that would gladly attach some cadaver balls underneath a dick created by your ass skin. you may have the parts but that doesnt make you a man
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WashingTone Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > One thing nobody talks about is Post Vasectomy > Pain Syndrome. Up to one-third of guys who have > had the procedure complain about pain during > intercourse and between 5 to 15 percent of guys > say that the pain is so bad that they regret > having the procedure. Just something to th
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there are a lot of people with cat fetishes here. im not knocking your style, im just a dog person
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the patch gives her a rash she has very sensitive pastey white skin. i cant punch her, she bruises too easily, that would raise some questions. i know a vasectomy is less evasive but im scared to get a potentially irreversable surgery. plus sperm is pretty much the only thing that makes you a man with the surgeries out there today. it just feels wrong to have to freeze my soldiers and have a "tes
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i stepped in some dog Meeper earlier today. completely ruined my day. i just tossed my shoes in the trash. it wasnt even worth getting close to that Meeper. p u
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who are you trying to fool those dudes hopping are chinese
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my all time favs are trannyformers, and the sister hood of the traveling std.
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looks like it is a good time to quit, cigarettes that is. oh by the way FUCK CALIFORNIA. thank you and good day
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well, we've had a discussion and she is still urging me to get the surgery. i've brought up all points i received here( at least the good ones) she says she does not want the pill, doesnt make her sick she just doesnt like it, and she is deathly afraid of needles. so i am really at a stand still.
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maybe i will just find another woman that understands me better. any takers?
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Kenny_Powers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > have you tried anal? yes but my ass is sore afterwards.
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this bitch is just weird looking! i do like the glass full of ass. is it half empty or half full moon?
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but wouldnt you rather take a pill that makes you just a little sick than to go through surgery? and why do you have to belittle people that aren't as smart as you?
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everone watch out for the snika. i just got snika'd
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clearly crybaby you are a woman and therefore can not see it my way. why should it be solely up to the man to supply the prophylactics when she could just take a pill once a month? instead of paying a boat loadfor condoms. and those details are completely irrelevant to my question. the question wasnt how my boys were born. so what if i dont want to let go of my childish past
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Furfur Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Get your wife spayed. No more kids, and she will > be more docile. i've brought that point up several times. she just doesn't seem to see it the same way i do. is there some sort of drug that will get her to trust me more?
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my wife and i have 2 kids together and we're not planning on having any more in the near future. she wants me to get a vasectomy. i say to hell with that. she should be the one that gets the surgery. what if i want to have more kids? or if she leaves me,and i want to have kids with another woman? is it wrong of me to hate her for bieng so narrow minded? any suggestions will help, thank you
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why not just give everyone money so a piece of shit would be more valuable than the dollar
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fuck the indians. its not our fault they cant defnd thier sacred land. they lost. they have their own land and basiclly their own government. they shouldn't be sore losers and be grateful for what they have. it could be worse, they might have to pay taxes
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Furfur Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe it was one of those black helicopters that > nutjob conspiracy theorists are always complaining > about. you see them too?
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thats another thing thats obsolete, a sense of humor, everyone feels the need to be politically correct. grow a pair, take a joke, and laugh at it
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Furfur Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bloody blisters Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > > they prefer to be called "little" people. and i > > can speak for all of them since i am not a > midget. > > Can I still call them dwarves? Because if I ever > become a multi-millionare, I
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ITRADE Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No it would say, "help, > plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and warsh your ass crack!
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Furfur Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Segways are very popular with the midgets; less > cumbersome than a wheechair. they prefer to be called "little" people. and i can speak for all of them since i am not a midget.
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maybe it just got tired of flying and decided to walk?
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if that mattress could speak it would say "Ooouuch!"
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WashingTone Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bloody blisters Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > segways, those things are just stupid > > > They were obsolete before they were ever built. > > If you go by the new DOT building, they have a > "Transportation Walk." One of the items they &
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buy a plane ticket
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