A great and totally underrated movie. And while not a Jack Burton saying, sometimes when the wife says that she doesn't get it, I'll let this Lo Pan one fly: "Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!"
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All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!
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Vexxxed Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shallow Talent Pool Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Tony Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > This bitch is talking all kinds of shit about > > the > > > DC and DMV area residents. &g
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All my female teachers were old hags. :(
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noonecares Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Never saw it and dont care thanks for posting I, too have neve watched a single episode of that show.
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Hopefully he gives the kid more than just some Isotoner gloves at Christmas.
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Gordon Blvd Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nobody remembers Erol's internet LoLz > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djbzPn0ghJs "I get a 28.8 almost every time I log on". LOL. 28.8. Holy shit we've come a long way.
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He was good on Baywatch
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Lol. What a fucking tard.
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AccuWeather is not reliable at all. And for this winter, only capital weather gang has gotten anything right.
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Shadow Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > When? When has that area seen that kind of storm? > And when has Australia seen the record heat waves > and drought it's currently experiencing? And > exactly how many extreme storms have to happen > before you believe that climate change is real? > > Oh, right, it's only real if it directly wi
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TheMeeper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't remember that Miller crap, but there were > a few dumb beer fads back then. Microwbrews > started becoming popular in the early 90s and big > commercial breweries were coming up with weird > ideas to stay competitive. I remember Colt 45 > selling a menthol flavored beer. It had all the > clo
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On June 15th, 2010, I signed a contract with the Van Metre Homes Company of Burke, Virginia for a new single family home to be built near Vienna, Virginia. Among the standard features, was included 42" flat panel birch cabinets. However, the seller has built 36" cabinets instead. So far, the seller has not provided me with any evidence to support their claim that I ever agreed to the reduction
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why is he wearing his BDUs? Why wouldn't he be in > his formal uniform or, even more likely, civilian > clothes? > > I call bullshit. There's a lot of vids out there where the dad is wearing BDU's. and they're legit surprise homecomings.
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That's totally awesome. Devil's Advocate: that kid is going to think that he can get anything if he wants it bad enough. Prepare for a lot of disappointment using this as a benchmark.
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It's not that bad out there. I took a 30 min walk last night and will again tonight. Whenever someone says its cold, I think back to the 3 weeks I spent in North dakota back in Januray of 98. The high never got above 10 and since its flat as fuck out there the wind just whips across everything.
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Captain Shitshow Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Warhawk, who do you think makes more relevant > music? Blink 182? I'd like to see you try and > sharpen a lawnmower reel. You probably work at > Toys R Us or something. You don't have a leg to > stand on. What's "relevant"? Music they play on DC101? If that's the case than Eve6 and Seven Mary
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Que? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They're the only 50 year olds making relevant > music, and I'd still pay to see them. Untrue.
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friskydingo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There was no music on Same here. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever had "mood music" playing in the background. I'm too preoccupied with getting busy to care about that sort of stuff.
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Boehner Waste Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Eighteen percent of Americans > approve of the job Congress is doing, as leaders > continue to work toward a solution to the looming > fiscal cliff. That approval rating is unchanged > from last month, but remains low from a historical > perspective. LOL. 18%? That means t
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Go to Vienna. You can comparison shop 45 stores in a 5 block radius.
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I wonder if these kids can still handle their drugs like they used to.
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HOHMclave Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another accident at 10:00 this evening. The car > went off the road to the right and hit several > trees. The road was closed for an hour until the > wrecker could remove the car, a small white > Toyota. This road is dangerous and clearly these wrecks aren't the fault of the people driving. The governme
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I'll tell you this: after taking 9 hours to get home the last time it snowed in the afternoon, I'm getting the fuck out of dodge at the first flake. Lame yes, but for some of us the phrase "never again" has special meaning.
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Good thing I have enough military grade guns to defend my home from those pussy MBA toting liberals with no pratical skills who will be looking for food when the shit hits the fan tomorrow. SUCK IT OBAMA!
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70's Child Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anyone remember the episode where Dudley and > Arnold meet a pedophile played by Gordon Jump? > Jump ran a bicycle store and the kids brought > Dudley's bike in for a repair and they got lured > into the back room where he started handing out > treats to the boys and it eventually led to all of >
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Errf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fred Beamer Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Guns have long been banned on Tech's campus. > That > > ban contributed to the needless deaths, as no > one > > was able to defend themselves. Shame on the > libs > > who put Americans in a defenseless
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TossPro Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whats going on here is you are a bunch of retards > i challenge anyone on you to a video game match. > you will lose because you suck at gaming an you > suck at life so gtfo I challenge you to a game of Temco Bowl, but you can't use Bo Jackson and the Raiders.
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Mandz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The first things people usually notice about me > eyes, breasts, curves, teeth Favorite books, > movies, shows, music, and food > ask away~ How can they NOT notice her tits when they're pushed up and out at every opportunity?
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Whackos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where's Warhawk and Mephisto to offer their > personal experience? Mephisto.
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