The worst part was drying the dog in the microwave
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Have somebody stabbed in front of the restaurant. It's working so far for Kilroys
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Posted by: MrMephisto () Date: June 10, 2009 02:43PM You just kind of hack and cough a little bit, then end it with "Ong." ----------------------------------- " dont like uppity anything except uppity up ass! - Vince(1) +5
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I found Trebor's & Dwight's new video. Check it out
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Furfur, in order for Dwight to talk about a sex life, he needs to have a sex life. Jacking off with your sisters thong underwear doesn't count Re: Long Toenails new Posted by: Dwight. () Date: June 09, 2009 03:31PM Furfur Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dwight. Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > &g
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Try a slingshot and small ball bearings
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Its a hard job but someone has to do it. ;)
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and I swear you need to learn how to spell you wanna be rapping wigger
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Re: This Day in 1965.... Posted by: Furfur () Date: June 07, 2009 12:32PM I support abortion; the fetuses I take from their medical waste bin do wonders for my backyard garden. Dead babies are seriously the best fertilizer I have ever used. The only part that sucks is the neighbor's dog that thinks they are chew toys.
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I have a handyman business. one of my customers has me over to hang pictures ,mirrors, and do things of that nature.Once she wanted a taller toilet, so she asked management if she could do that at her cost. They had no problem with that at all
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Maybe he was trying to be like his hero David Carradine
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Wow, This has never been asked before
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Once again somebody wants respect for a dead body. They don't care, they are dead. Dumb ass. Re: Dead dude on a balcony in Reston new Posted by: Friend () Date: June 05, 2009 09:08PM As a friend of this "Dude" your an asshole for even posting anything like that. Have some respect you POS!
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After the incident, it was reported that one of the lions was overheard saying (damn she tasted just like chicken) POLICE IDENTIFY WOMAN FOUND DEAD IN D.C. ZOO'S LION EXHIBIT WASHINGTON, March 7, 1995 - A woman found dead in the lions' pen at the National Zoo over the weekend was identified as an Arkansas resident with a history of mental-health problems. A Metropolitan police detective
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Best Dr.Ruth Worst Dr Kevorkian
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We need to thank Bush for his no child left behind law. The high school punks on the forums are a bunch of dumb fucks, but by God they will graduate.
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Hey, is that Mr. Ed I loved that show Re: Home Movie of Dwight as a Child Posted by: Furfur () Date: June 02, 2009 11:36PM Dwight in his teenage years. Attachments: Options: Reply•Quote•PM•Subscribe to Thread•Report
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Check this out, Captain Mead http://meadeskeltonmusic.blogspot.com/2009/04/captain-meade-skelton.html
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I thought Captain kangaroo was a real captain and on romper room the teacher could really see me in her magic mirror
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Please ban LOLcat If I see one more of his stupid writings I might have to tell his mom to take away his computer, and dragon ball z dvds and cards
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Vince(1) thinks appeal is what covers a banana
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shot him just like B.I.G and tupak.all the world rejoiced and
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When the baby boy grew up, he said he was going to be a rapper. He changed his name to trebor snickers and moved to C-ville where he met
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do new Posted by: Here () Date: May 31, 2009 04:59PM Call Dwight ASAP and tell him to bring his bible, they'll move out or see the errors of their ways. +1
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Go to free www.freecycle .org A great place to give stuff or get free stuff
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Unique thrift store on gallows road between rt 29 and 50. A great place to shop
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dwight is a racist asshole and a bigot
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Dwight, I was asking tubby a question about people I know In winchester. You are nothing but a sorry ass punk who thinks he can keep up with actual people who can rap. Why don't you just shut the fuck up you G**damn wigger. Re: forming a band new Posted by: Dwight. () Date: May 30, 2009 05:24PM graymoose1 u suck at life... just dont ask questions and don't talk.
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Tubby, do you know Red & Murphy in Winchester??
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I can play a swinette,4 strings stretched across a pigs ass.
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