Zoiks.
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LMAO! Hilarious. I don't risk it at work...well...not anymore. I was eating yogurt for a week about 1 months ago. HUGE shitstake..lol. Never again.
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Ralph Pootawn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My graduation gift was my mom telling me she was > moving and I had to find somewhere else to go. Ouch...lol. I tried to venture out on my own. Was back home in a month..lmao. I eventually figured it out.
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Don't ever compare gay and black. Two so not similar things. Thank you.
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Gordon Blvd Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > still looking for anything Capt Tedd related LoLz > > found this one for y'all Restonites > tho............ - dont know if this particular one > has been put out there yet - looks like they were > just putting the place up in this one No way!!! Where are you finding these? Awesome and thank you!!
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wrinkled restonian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The village of Wiehle sometime in the 50s That is actually Old Reston Ave. 7 eleven is now on the left.
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wrinkled restonian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Love this thread! Cary can you make it a sticky > thread? > > Reston brochure from 1972. > > Second pic is barron cameron and reston ave before > they built Memco/hechinger/home depot. AWESOME!!!!!!
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I think I was around 27 when I discovered I could no longer enjoy dairy products, like I used to. Ben and jerrys....finsihed all of it. An hour later...fuck the trumpet. I was playing one of those old horns they used to blow in midevil (sp?) times. Man oh man. Then a week later I did the old school and ate a giant bowl of cereal. PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!!!!!!! T
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Thanks Eesh. Thats much better...lol.
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thank you for not making a mockery of my pain. I never thought the day would come when pooping was, work. Then I turned 35. lol.
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LMAO @ BEH and blowtorch99. I have wanted an M-5 for years...cant afford it, but definitely wouldnt buy one for my kid...before I have one....SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT.
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lmao. No comment, believe it or not.
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lol...huh?
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Preciate thhe positive comments. Haven't thought about the gift yet. Knowing him (my kids are all thankful no matter what they get), he will just want money..lol.
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wnrsm Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I graduated before I turned 18 and was already > paying rent. > > I got $100 in a card from my mom as a graduation > present. > > The next week, she asked for the $150 I owed her > for rent because I was short the previous month. That was funny. I can relate. I was young when my first son was bo
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In 2 months, I will have a son accepting his High School diploma. I have that feel, that feels when I feel other feels. THE END
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Frank Caliendo is hilarious. So is Jim Gaffagan and Aries Spears.
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You are one ugly fucker.
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Thats smarts
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I get it, regarding Rick's new sanity. Lori was chasing his ass, because he was making evil decisions. What was supposed to be important, was keeping the humanity. Rick's earlier nonsense cause Carl to turn into Baby Boy Douche McShitty Pants. He is gonna catch an asswhoopin....or would entertain the possibility of Carl switching sides briefly. Rick has sanity, because saving those people fr
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He is in KickAss 2. Looks like it's going to be good. Love Jim Carrey. You are gay. THE END
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It's a stolen joke...but... Italian guy with Alzheimers: "Eh, I forgot about it!"
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lizzie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LOL! > > :shaking my head: > > Too easy man, I swear! Hahah! Can't believe you > people always fall for my shit! Signal Hill...hey that's where we used to play our flag football games. Good times.
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I make fart threads...not sure about poop..
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I forgot about this thread...lol. Im awesome.
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Sim Seema? Who got da keys to me beama? >>>
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BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you know that the word “blah” is actually > listed in the dictionary? > > Webster defines it as “a feeling of dullness, > boredom, lethargy, likened to a winter’s day.” I did not. I know now that I used it in the right context. :)
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Blah
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So the Vexxed that Im'd me that day, was lizzie all a long? smh.
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Verse 1 Lotus Flowers (RadioHead) I will shape myself into your pocket Invisible Do what you want Do what you want I will shrink and I will disappear I will slip into the groove and cut me off And cut me off There's an empty space inside my heart Where the weeds take root And now I'll set you free I'll set you free There's an empty space inside my heart Where the weeds take root So now I'll s
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